rb14

@dave u it was part of a phase you went through where almost every single word in your reports was an americanism. The only word missing was "math". Had you used that, by the way, I'd have put my foot through your head and sent me the bill. Or something. And it's not like there aren't like a million english words that can be used as a more succinct and infinitely more demeaning alternative. I offer you "loser", "waster", "dunderhead" (oooh yeah), "moron", "failure" or, and indeed my favourite, "Usher".

Bless you for that. It's a nod in the direction of Viz. And the BBC are a bunch of cunts anyway. And as it you probably know, BUPA are a frequent subcontractor to the NHS so a complaint like you mention wouldn't be particularly strange.

Top top top gag analysis gag analysis there. On to more important things, @dave u, you know what you did. I'm laughing at you, not with you.

Am I the only person who wanted to stick my foot through the TV and send the bill to the BBC when Gary twat Neville (I think) had a snidey dig at Carra about the fireworks that were kicking off early in the first half?

I was terrified before kickoff and other than possession, pointless, blunt possession, I saw nothing in the game that made me feel better. The only thing missing from your report Dave is naming Jurgen for these mad decisions - For putting Origi out wide, Ox for Minny, Lovren for anything other than calamity. How is it that other teams are able to pull out performances after a lay-off and we're not. How is it that our shambolic, pitiful display simply continues what had already become a trend before the lay-off? The canned crowd noise (I too watched on Pick. Pick. Seriously? What even is that?) is absolutely ludicrous. Why. Just why. Let me hear the players. Let me hear the managers. What an opportunity missed. There's no need for empty stadia. We'll look back on this in years to come and wonder how on earth this craziness happened.

I'll replace Vera with Olivia De Havilland. Ta.

With a heavy heart and a twinge of embarrassment, I'd like to replace Stirling Moss with Jimmy Greaves. Awful I know.

I get the modifier. It's just that it's a positive modifier. Can we agree on "She didn't lie about being an out and out cunt"? I know it's a bit of a double-negative like.

See I always struggle with that. I try to avoid ascribing anything positive ("honest and true") with that repellent thug. Getting back to FSG and furloughing, I utterly despair. But I'm not in the slightest bit surprised. Capitalism laid bare.

Apologies. I got a news update last night that said he'd run down the curtain and, with a nod to @Evelyn Tentions, joined the bleedin' choir invisible.

Jimmy Greaves.

Who's Stu Monty? To clarify, I'm not questioning whether it's Stu Monty from The Who.

OK so I've posted most of this before but there are a few additions. I'm going to take as read Sopranos and Wire. Breaking Bad Making a Murderer Staircase Mindhunter House of Cards (US version with - whisper it - Spacey) Fargo Unbelievable Narcos and Mexico and etc. etc. Gomorrah The Vietnam War (spectacularly good) Almost everything from Storyville (on iPlayer) Fauda Formula 1 - Drive to Survive There's more but my head's given up. Avoid: Ozark became to absurd for words towards the end of the second series and Mr rb14 actually gave up on it. I persevered to my eternal shame. Murder 24/7 is so ponderous it's shameful.

I put it in the *F by accident first time.

Exactly what the Labour Party deserves. But this time in the right forum.