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"Blackpool's Jake Daniels said his decision to come out as the UK's only openly gay active male professional footballer would allow him to be "free and confident"." - BBC. A bit much to announce to the world that he's Arthur and not Martha. Fuck me.

Ta.

When you wake up, can you help me with Tensions' Law?

Met my mate off the train at Euston and we had a bite of lunch upstairs before heading over to Wembley. A family pitched up shortly after. Dad was in Chelsea colours, six-ish year old boy in an LFC shirt. Got talking and the dad was like "Yeah, nothing I could do. Took him (his son) to Chelsea games a few times then he came from school one day and announced he supports bloody Liverpool." Proper top comedy that. Mind, if I had a kid and he came home from school supporting ManU or the Ev, I think I'd disown him. Only thing worse than that is announcing he's a gayer. "Not under my roof son, sling your hook".

Sorry, I've missed this. What is this "Tensions law" (sic) to which you refer? Whatever it is, a thunderneg for the absence of an apostrophe. And I'm very close to handing out a second for the absence of title case capitals. And you only swerved a third for missing the question mark, on the basis it might have been rhetorical. I'm getting soft now I'm reaching my mid-twenties.

Shants. Deffo shants. You were all in Edinburgh? I was there in January. Great place, never been before. Going back though. Anyway. FUKKK YESSSS.

@Eliteand and @Paul, many millions of thanks for The Marvellous Mrs Maisel (Amazon Prime) 9.5/10 so far. We absolutely adore it. This evening we watched S1 E4&5. E4 started to a background of Streisand belting out her rendition of "Happy Days Are Here Again". Utterly beautiful and captivating. The episode that ensued was no disappointment.

He was rated second lowest (just ahead of Mo) of all our players on the BBC match report. I didn't think he was dreadful today. But nor was he good; just shaded his way into approaching competent. He was of course the first non-injury substitution.

Jizzy Clitty Tits?

Good luck with that

Don't give half a nanomicrofuck whether this has been posted before, it's utterly awesome...

Jeans, shorts or shants? It's nice out.

Why isn't that Solshar clown on there?

They don't need magnifying. And they're not "so-called"; they're abundantly self-evident. I'm gagging to be proved wrong. Unfortunately, other than in a handful of games (where he's shown a few glimpses of being marginally less dreadful) he's been utter garbage.