rb14

My money's on "other ship". Can't see a ferry being sunk by a watch.

Interesting article. The scribe could perhaps do worse than having a look at the meaning of the word 'paragraph' and specifically, how one should be used? Otherwise perfectly. Good writing. Becomes clunky and. Distracting to say the. Least.

You are so fucking close. My fist, your face. Outside lad.

Whilst I couldn't give a fuck about fat Fwank's future, I despise Abramovich with such venom that I'll find nothing funny in him bringing about Moonface's eventual demise. Abramovich is utterly repellent and the epitome of the shitness of modern football.

Can somebody ban this blueshite?

Top, top proper english analysis there, Dave.

He's a big bag of wank. Never mind dealing dodgy documents to get a Deutschlander driving licence, he should be fined for his forays on to the football field. Fuckoff.

Oh here we go. He's off. Mind, you claw back some lost ground with "heebeegeebees".

Much happier with this report Davey.

Well in that case, to John, John-Paul, Robert, Jimmy and Peter... Apologies if it's been posted earlier.

That is fucking ridiculous. Well if we're going to let that be the standard, all I can see is a tree. Look again... See? A tree. Well, it's as close to a tree as the black labrador is to a devil child like you lot are making out. It's a black labrador. There is no devil child. Fucking weirdos. Now on to proper things. The goat/bird. I saw the goat first. Mr rb14 saw the bird but he's a knobhead.

Teetering on the brink. Teetering.

"Hollywood" on Netflix. 9/10. Awesome. Took a couple of episodes to properly get my interest, but now (six in), totally hooked.

Top top getting the report out quicksticks there, Dave. Nevertheless... You're so annoying. And might I be permitted to point out that you didn't forget Wilson... See?

Oh come ON. That's a disgraceful thing to say. I actually can't believe you wrote that. My cat would be a better PM or cabinet minister than any of the incumbents and he's been dead seven years. In fact he'd be better than all but about three members of Parliament. Just struggling to think of the three.