Sam Allardyce is a CUNT

[Jairzinho]

Nobody is bigger than the chair.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL-Da_Ssqlc

[El Rojo]

Haha. If anything, he's sat on that chair too well.

[Jairzinho]

He just knew where the chair was.

[magicrat]

"He fits the chair", Jesus wept

The job has already gone to the bloated cunts head..

Ah well it will all the funnier when he crashes and burns,

[Chairman Meow]

"He fits the chair", Jesus wept

The job has already gone to the bloated cunts head..

Ah well it will all the funnier when he crashes and burns,

 

He was already deluded long before now

 

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2010/sep/17/blackburn-sam-allardyce-inter-real

 

 

 

"I'm not suited to Bolton or Blackburn, I would be more suited to Inter or Real Madrid," Allardyce said. "It wouldn't be a problem to me to go and manage those clubs because I would win the double or the league every time. Give me Manchester United or Chelsea and I would do the same, it wouldn't be a problem. It's not where I'm suited to, it's just where I've been for most of the time.

[Josef Svejk]

Ran that through Babelfish...

 

I'm a fat bastard who overcompensates for serious self-esteem issues.

[magicrat]

Ran that through Babelfish...

Translated it means .

 

I'm a deluded alehouse cunt with delusions of grandeur

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

The enormous force of gravity put immense pressure on his body, liquefying his body fat internally and it has been seeping into his brain for years.

 

Also he's fat.

[Tony Moanero]

Cunt grunt.

[Denny Crane]

He's tried to call up NZonzi, coming over here taking our caps...

 

Sam Allardyce has revealed he had hoped to call up Steven N’Zonzi for England but his attempts have been thwarted because the former Blackburn and Stoke midfielder is not eligible.

 

Allardyce, who signed N’Zonzi – now at Sevilla – for Blackburn in 2009, was approached by the player’s father, who wanted to know if his six years in England opened the door for a call-up. The Football Association contacted Fifa, but was told N’Zonzi’s one cap for France Under-21s ruled him out.

 

 

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/aug/28/sam-allardyce-steven-nzonzi-england-call-up-squad

[magicrat]

He's tried to call up NZonzi, coming over here taking our caps...

 

Sam Allardyce has revealed he had hoped to call up Steven N’Zonzi for England but his attempts have been thwarted because the former Blackburn and Stoke midfielder is not eligible.

 

Allardyce, who signed N’Zonzi – now at Sevilla – for Blackburn in 2009, was approached by the player’s father, who wanted to know if his six years in England opened the door for a call-up. The Football Association contacted Fifa, but was told N’Zonzi’s one cap for France Under-21s ruled him out.

 

 

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/aug/28/sam-allardyce-steven-nzonzi-england-call-up-squad

So Sam really thinking out of the box already. N'Zonzi and John Terry. One ineligble and the other a clapped out racist cunt.

[Curly]

I bet he's spent all summer furiously putting bids together for all his usual go to transfer targets and is well confused that it doesn't work like that anymore.

 

"No Sam, you don't buy players now. You just pick any of the English ones"

 

"Nzonzi. I want nzonzi. Give me him"

 

"No Sam, he's not english"

 

"Terry"

 

"Fuck sake"

[Cardie]

I bet he's spent all summer furiously putting bids together for all his usual go to transfer targets and is well confused that it doesn't work like that anymore.

 

"No Sam, you don't buy players now. You just pick any of the English ones"

 

"Nzonzi. I want nzonzi. Give me him"

 

"No Sam, he's not english"

 

"Terry"

 

"Fuck sake"

 

Odds on Kevin Davies makes it into his first squad with a possible recall for Michael Ricketts.

[Duff Man]

One of my favourite thread titles, this.

[s(k)aturation]

Perhaps Sam can coax Roy McFarland out of retirement.

[dylstar]

Big Sam looks like he could be in Benidorm rather than in front of the media this morning with his English attire without the sunburn .

[AngryOfTuebrook]

One of my favourite thread titles, this.

It's the capitals, isn't it.

 

It always makes me smile.

[Josef Svejk]

In this case, the title is the thread.

 

The rest is superfluous.

[Einch]

Telegraph homepage. Some interesting stuff about Jabba.

[Hades]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/26/exclusive-investigation-england-manager-sam-allardyce-for-sale/

[lifetime fan]

Now why doesn't that surprise me.

[lifetime fan]

Bent cunt.

[SammyAftershave]

Telegraph homepage. Some interesting stuff about Jabba.

 

[moof]

Hahahaha.

[Lario]

Fucking hell.

 

Door wide open for Pardew.