Someone’s Having a Real Laugh - How Long Until They ‘Bin Bag’ Ten Hag?

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Not that surprised, they don't seem to draw matches. I think they've drawn only one or two all season, so they might win 6 of 10, but lose the other 4.

[TheHowieLama]

7 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Not that surprised, they don't seem to draw matches. I think they've drawn only one or two all season, so they might win 6 of 10, but lose the other 4.

 

Yerp.

He is neck and neck w the Moyesiah for loss % as it stands.

If the lose he surpasses the great one.

 

Either way - jackpot.

[Razoray]

18 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

 

I hope they don’t make it out the group stage and he’s back in goal for the mancs as quickly as possible. 
 

 

Harsh on United that

[Reckoner]

20 hours ago, Scott_M said:

Erm, what?

 

There you have it. He’s better than Ferguson. They should tie him down to a long contract before Barcelona etc come fluttering their eyelashes at him.

[Section_31]

This is why stats are largely bollocks. Steve Guppy probably completed more passes in the first half than Zidane, so what, just use your eyes.

[Reckoner]

19 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

This is why stats are largely bollocks. Steve Guppy probably completed more passes in the first half than Zidane, so what, just use your eyes.

Wasn't there one about us having a terrible record when Stevie G was in the team compared to when he was not in the team?

 

[TheHowieLama]

2 minutes ago, Reckoner said:

Wasn't there one about us having a terrible record when Stevie G was in the team compared to when he was not in the team?

 

 

We would have won the league if Salah had stayed at Afcon - we are unstoppable without him.

[Reckoner]

1 hour ago, TheHowieLama said:

 

We would have won the league if Salah had stayed at Afcon - we are unstoppable without him.

He was good at getting an assist when the ball bounced off his arse. Or shooting miles off target all game and then scoring a penalty. You need a bit of that.

[Anubis]

Get the man a new ten year contract.

[TheHowieLama]

Reports out now that the Sheikh never had the cash ( or at least never proved he did) at any point in the bidding.

[Megadrive Man]

Just now, TheHowieLama said:

Reports out now that the Sheikh never had the cash ( or at least never proved he did) at any point in the bidding.

 

Something always seemed incredibly dodgy about the Qatar bid.

 

They were constantly leaking stories about how they were going to immediately instil Zidane as manager and sign Mbappe in January and build a completely new stadium overnight etc 

 

They didn't behave like a serious business organisation at all. 

[littletedwest]

Would have been hilarious if they ended up with a fake sheikh. 

" yeah we looked at mbappe but decided on a loan deal for a championship striker in his late 30s"

[TheHowieLama]

1 minute ago, littletedwest said:

Would have been hilarious if they ended up with a fake sheikh. 

" yeah we looked at mbappe but decided on a loan deal for a championship striker in his late 30s"

 

Exactly.

 

At least w Ratcliffe they are looking at, um, Danny Ings for that spot.

[Carra_is_legend]

But lippy Rio said it was imminent......

[Vincent Vega]

3 hours ago, Carra_is_legend said:

But lippy Rio said it was imminent......

 

[3 Stacks]

Realistically, how was that takeover ever going to happen? No one knew who that guy even was.

[Reckoner]

17 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

Realistically, how was that takeover ever going to happen? No one knew who that guy even was.

Apparently he used to play centre back for Manchester United

[Jairzinho]

Al-Bin Had.

[manwiththestick]

Has Ferdinand ever been right about anything the massive wibbly helmet.

[Scott_M]

[TheHowieLama]

Huge if true.

[Bob]

I love Bryan’s Gunn on Twitter.

[Lee909]

Wants to buy a Ajax players

 

Well im shocked

 

Manchester United manager Erik ten Hag is eager to bring Ajax's 21-year-old Dutch striker Brian Brobbey to Old Trafford during the January transfer window.

 

 

Matthijs de Ligt is open to leaving Bayern Munich this summer with Manchester United reigniting their interest in the 24-year-old Dutch defender.

[Chris]

14 hours ago, Scott_M said:

 

 

Looks like he made his fortune in the Middle-East arm of Jacamo, the sweaty fat fuck.

[Bobby Hundreds]

So after getting the guy from cycling who is allegedly heavily involved with all the doping shit, now they have taken someone from Abu Dhabi "The" club of cheats, alongside the absolute twat of a human being Ratcliffe. Looks like Mordor is stirring up again.