Someone’s Having a Real Laugh - How Long Until They ‘Bin Bag’ Ten Hag?

[Barrington Womble]

they're fucking brilliant. just like everton, a couple of wins and they're gonna conquer the world. a couple of defeats and the norwich scarves are out. i really like it when they jam a few results. you just know there is disaster around the corner and it just strengthens the position of sgt mjr seven hag. 

[Tj hooker]

Luton away next for them hopefully the ' back ' chants disappear where the sun doesn't shine 

[Mook]

I can't find any happiness in a Man Utd victory. I never usually watch them unless they're playing us but I stupidly had it on yesterday and was extremely pissed off when they scored that winner.

 

Cunts.

[Bob]

16 minutes ago, Mook said:

I can't find any happiness in a Man Utd victory. I never usually watch them unless they're playing us but I stupidly had it on yesterday and was extremely pissed off when they scored that winner.

 

Cunts.

Same. Same. 
 

Same.

[Red74]

There was a Manc on Twitter saying that since Klopp took us over, we’ve finished above each other in the league an equal amount of times. 
 

That can’t be right can it? They’ve been chronically shite all this time while we’ve been hammering it. Id have thought twice, 3 max. 

[TheHowieLama]

Must be counting the season Klopp took over - I remember three.

[Code]

Klopps first game for us was 17th of October 2015.

 

This is how the marathon table look like from the 15/16 season to the 22/23 season. 

 

I also put up the games before Klopp took charge so people can make their own numbers.

 

 

[Pidge]

Huh? Yeah, probably best to not say that too loudly...

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

One of Europe's top left backs. Must be a severe shortage of decent left backs.

[Red74]

On 12/02/2024 at 14:57, Code said:

Klopps first game for us was 17th of October 2015.

 

This is how the marathon table look like from the 15/16 season to the 22/23 season. 

 

I also put up the games before Klopp took charge so people can make their own numbers.

 

 

If it wasn’t for all those Uavgjorts we’d have been miles clear of the rest 

[Tj hooker]

Man Utd squad last year 'most expensive in history' - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/68274866

 

 

[Pete]

On 13/02/2024 at 16:29, Bobby Hundreds said:

One of Europe's top left backs. Must be a severe shortage of decent left backs.

I always thought that Shaw looked like he was left back and not a left back. 

[littletedwest]

24 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

Man Utd squad last year 'most expensive in history' - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/68274866

 

 

ten Haag to his team 

[TheHowieLama]

3 hours ago, Tj hooker said:

Man Utd squad last year 'most expensive in history' - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/68274866

 

 

Manchester United are considering a move for Crystal Palace's 22-year-old French winger Michael Olise. 

 

United want to sign Brazil defender Gleison Bremer, 26, from Juventus in the summer.

[JustTosh]

On 12/02/2024 at 13:12, Mook said:

I can't find any happiness in a Man Utd victory. I never usually watch them unless they're playing us but I stupidly had it on yesterday and was extremely pissed off when they scored that winner.

 

Cunts.

Never happy but we need them to win occasionally to keep Ten Hag in his job. That somewhat eases the pain.

[Mook]

24 minutes ago, JustTosh said:

Never happy but we need them to win occasionally to keep Ten Hag in his job. That somewhat eases the pain.

 

I've been through this with other posters before but I want them to lose every game, regardless of the circumstances.

 

I don't do pragmatism when it comes to that lot.

[Reckoner]

4 hours ago, Pete said:

I always thought that Shaw looked like he was left back and not a left back. 

As in he was accidentally left back at Burger King by the team coach?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 12/02/2024 at 13:57, Code said:

Klopps first game for us was 17th of October 2015.

 

This is how the marathon table look like from the 15/16 season to the 22/23 season. 

 

I also put up the games before Klopp took charge so people can make their own numbers.

 

 

So we've had 80 more poeng than them in that time?

[Scott_M]

[Captain Turdseye]

2 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

So we've had 80 more poeng than them in that time?

Don't get me started on the Snittplassering. 

[Red74]

18 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Don't get me started on the Snittplassering. 

Go and shove it up your vunnet 

[Pete]

I see the media have their collective tongues buried deep in the Mancs arse again this morning. 
Utterly sickening stuff.

[VladimirIlyich]

56 minutes ago, Pete said:

I see the media have their collective tongues buried deep in the Mancs arse again this morning. 
Utterly sickening stuff.

It will always be thus when you are on the payroll.

[Tenfolder]

1 hour ago, Pete said:

I see the media have their collective tongues buried deep in the Mancs arse again this morning. 
Utterly sickening stuff.

 

I am shocked to hear this, plucky United with another great game against a tough team, amazing run of wins, best striker on the planet in Hojlund etc.

 

Them and Arsenal both currently getting the treatment.

[Reckoner]

Wonderful journalism from the BBC as usual. Gets to the important stuff.