The Anfield pitch.

[Dr. J]

We should drop this pitch indefinitely and bring in the back-up pitch from Melwood. It surely can't do any worse.

 

That's right, give the reserve pitches a chance. We can't afford to spunk cash on some overrated foreign pitch. How are our loan pitches doing?

[Mojo]

We can't buy a fully grown pitch at its peak. We have to buy one that is still growing, so we can sell it at a profit later.

[ZonkoVille77]

Remember when we used to win shitloads playing on perfect winter playing surfaces like this in the 70's and early 80's?

 

 

Today's players are dry vaginas though

[Section_31]

I thought the pitch was absolutely magnificent, we couldn't ask any more from it.

[magicrat]

I'm so proud of my pitch , it's done a tremendous job and been very unlucky,

[Paco]

the pitch is a wonderful human being

[Section_31]

 

In here is the name of a pitch that's going to let us down this season.

[Jairzinho]

The pitch is perhaps just missing that wee bit of muck at the moment.

[Dr. J]

A real fan would never criticise a Liverpool pitch. "You'll Never Lay Alone".

[chris71]

 

In here is the name of a pitch that's going to let us down this season.

Top,top nipples back then.

[Dr. J]

To each his own, but for me, personally, in my own opinion and in me own way of seeing things, the '88 pitch was the best of all time. At least in my personal experience, not counting or meaning any disrespect to the great pitches of the past before then, of course, but that pitch was a great lad, a comrade, even, and I was sorry to see him ripped out like he was, fine lad that he was, from a good family an all.

[RoboRiise]

It's grown, get over it.

[Trumo]

# Move pitch, get out the way
Get out the way pitch, get out the way
Move pitch, get out the way
Get out the way pitch, get out the way #

[VladimirIlyich]

Its an easy lay.

[Anubis]

 

"We've found a pitch, may we burn it?"

[Kevin D]

To each his own, but for me, personally, in my own opinion and in me own way of seeing things, the '88 pitch was the best of all time. At least in my personal experience, not counting or meaning any disrespect to the great pitches of the past before then, of course, but that pitch was a great lad, a comrade, even, and I was sorry to see him ripped out like he was, fine lad that he was, from a good family an all.

Fuck off back to the arguing about former pitches forum.

[Pureblood]

It'll be a fine pitch when Sturridge is fit.

[Josef Svejk]

So, within a few days, Brendan's blamed the pitch and Balotelli for his (ahem) troubles. The anti-British press have upset him, too. Anything/anybody else at fault?

[Lario]

A bad workman.....

[Section_31]

Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers has blamed the Coriolis Effect for his team's recent poor form. Rodgers (pictured) is said to be unhappy with the spin of the planet and its impact on the ball as his side struggle to climb back into the top four. Anfield insiders claim this was part of the reason Rodgers sanctioned a friendly match in Australia, amid hopes that a reversal of the effect may also coincide with a reversal of the Reds' fortunes.

[chris71]

Hopefully,if things go tit's up tomorrow, the Burnley pitch doesn't get it. Bad enough upsetting our pitch but to piss off two pitches on Christmas week? Does this man have no feelings? Won't somebody think of the little pitches?

[aws]

Every other saturday we take a half-inch off.

[Section_31]

Joe Royle for pitch coach.

[INTORRESTING]

Deflecting criticism from the team - keep it up Brendan.

[magicrat]

FSG  Christmas present to Rodgers is revealed