little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Champ]

Family 'get togethers', my missus has a couple of cousins who stay with their parents in the middle of nowhere & everytime one of them farts they have to have a family get together & I get dragged along. I'm not even sure what it's for tonight but that's my Friday night scuppered.

 

I wouldn't mind but they're really small townish (a lot like my family) & are inherently racist so I have to keep my mouth shut when they're on about immigrants & Muslims. Sometimes I cry inside a little bit with happiness on the way back, when I see the Edinburgh skyline approaching.

 

I'm going to spend the money I save tonight on a nice jumper though, fuck it.

'A nice jumper'. Haha, Mark, you've been spending too much time with LL!!!

[Mook]

'A nice jumper'. Haha, Mark, you've been spending too much time with LL!!!

 

Ha ha, aye - his post about socks was the best post I've ever seen on here (outwith the summer slags thread).

[Champ]

Ha ha, aye - his post about socks was the best post I've ever seen on here (outwith the summer slags thread).

The new slippers the other week was my personal favourite

[Total Longo]

HTC M8

 

Loud as fuck!

Ha! Same.

[Dr Nowt]

The new slippers the other week was my personal favourite

I thought my Mum, who considers eating a chocolate digestive to be "so decadent" was the height of relishing simple pleasures, but Mark's new sock love blazes a trail for us all to follow.

[Total Longo]

Could you have blocked him in?

 

Did you see the video of the stupid bint who held up traffic for 40 mins this week when she wouldn't give way to the old bloke? She was technically in the right but he was a doddering old fucker and couldn't reverse. She sat in her convertible whilst people very calmly asked her to move her car as they had kids to collect from school but she wouldn't move. I'd have have to kill her.

Link please, Rico.

[Champ]

I thought my Mum, who considers eating a chocolate digestive to be "so decadent" was the height of relishing simple pleasures, but Mark's new sock love blazes a trail for us all to follow.

I am a strong advocate of the simple pleasures in life but there is a fine dividing line between enjoying those 'simple pleasures' and 'live a little, would you!' *instantly thinks of my sister's drink of choice, tap water*

[Rico1304]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3246424/Outrageous-video-shows-road-shut-FORTY-MINUTES-two-Mercedes-drivers-stand-single-lane-railway-bridge-refuse-budge.html

[Stu Monty]

Family 'get togethers', my missus has a couple of cousins who stay with their parents in the middle of nowhere & everytime one of them farts they have to have a family get together & I get dragged along. I'm not even sure what it's for tonight but that's my Friday night scuppered.

 

I wouldn't mind but they're really small townish (a lot like my family) & are inherently racist so I have to keep my mouth shut when they're on about immigrants & Muslims. Sometimes I cry inside a little bit with happiness on the way back, when I see the Edinburgh skyline approaching.

 

I'm going to spend the money I save tonight on a nice jumper though, fuck it.

Other than just ignoring people I now try and sell them on a less racist view slightly down the scale from the one they are at. Marginal gains and all that shit.

[Remmie]

Other than just ignoring people I now try and sell them on a less racist view slightly down the scale from the one they are at. Marginal gains and all that shit.

This intrigues me, say my name is Nigel Hatebrownpeopleson and I believe in bulldozing foreigners for thinking about eating a thing of food, what says you?

[Dougie Do'ins]

Melodramatic attention seeking cunts who come into work and say 'don't come near me I have flu'. No you don't you arse liking promotion seeking cunt. You've got a light fucking cold.

 

Bastards who stand at pedestrian crossings waiting to cross the road. It might help if you press the fucking button on the post.

 

Road signs that are partially hidden by overgrown trees. 

[General Dryness]

This intrigues me, say my name is Nigel Hatebrownpeopleson and I believe in bulldozing foreigners for thinking about eating a thing of food, what says you?

Have you considered just giving them a good shoeing instead of bulldozing them? Afterwards you may or may not choose to wipe your bellend on the food they were about to eat.

[Chip Butty]

Arse lickers. I see these people and I just think - have you not got any self esteem, any feeling of self worth, you sad excuse for a human  being. 

 

Life isn't fair, we know, and some people are just not good enough in whatever it is they so choose to do, its shit, but thats life and many accept their lot and try to have fun along the way, make life bearable and just generally, be alright and normal.

But arse lickers, arse lickers are the saddest, most vile of all character flaws that there is. These people must get up in the morning and look themselves in the mirror and think "OK, another day of licking the arses of people I admire who, were arse lickers years before me and I must try and claw my way up the delusional ladder of success by arse licking" How they do this day in, day out, relentlessly, like a giant anus carwash, swanning around, licking the arses of any other sad twat, they think may help them in their woeful attempt to climb that shite corporate ladder, Is beyond me.

 

They'll get clued up one day and by then, it'll be too late, they'll be dead and they won;t be able to close the lid on the coffin cos their tongue will be so fucking massive. 

 

 

Arse lickers - they annoy me so.  

[Bernard Diomede]

I've been struggling like fuck all week to get my arse out of bed. This morning the one day I'm able to have a nice little lie in and I'm up like the fucking skylark. Twat

 

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[Trumo]

"Like a giant anus carwash" has got to worthy of a rep.

[Total Longo]

A magnificent phrase.

[lifetime fan]

I've been struggling like fuck all week to get my arse out of bed. This morning the one day I'm able to have a nice little lie in and I'm up like the fucking skylark. Twat

 

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Or being woken up when there's absolutely no need to be out of bed before 12 o'clock.

[Champ]

I've been struggling like fuck all week to get my arse out of bed. This morning the one day I'm able to have a nice little lie in and I'm up like the fucking skylark. Twat Sent from my D5803 using Tapatalk

Aint that the way! Have some sympathy rep.

 

Meanwhile, I got up, met a friend, cycled 40k, had coffee, drove home and my daughter's stil asleep. One for the Things that make you realise you're getting older thread, I fear

[Jairzinho]

Sounds more like "Things that make you realise you're getting younger" thread.

[Champ]

Sounds more like "Things that make you realise you're getting younger" thread.

How so?

[Jairzinho]

The fact you cycled 40k this morning!

[Champ]

The fact you cycled 40k this morning!

Nah. No big deal

More about me making the most of the day while the yoof sleep through it

[moof]

It's a pretty big deal, I'd struggle to do 40 meters

[Champ]

It's a pretty big deal, I'd struggle to do 40 meters

Behave yourself. Thats the beauty of cycling. You can get so far nd hardly notice what you've done. Makes the coffee and carrot cake afterwards taste all the better

[Hand Shandy]

People who insist on using kilometres because it sounds like more.

 

It's 25 miles, which isn't really that far too be honest...