Pussy whipped 'men'.

[lifetime fan]

We all know of them so give us your best examples.

 

I'll kick it off.

 

At a party and a lad we play football with admitted having to confess to his wife if he 'dream cheats' on her.

[bigbak]

We all know of them so give us your best examples.

 

I'll kick it off.

 

At a party and a lad we play football with admitted having to confess to his wife if he 'dream cheats' on her.

 

WTF???? Why admit to her and why admit to you?

 

I was more faithful in dreams than I was in real life. Now whenever I'm about to get down to do the deed I end up putting obstacles in the way and wake up gutted.

[lifetime fan]

Because he's pussy whipped BB and has lost all self esteem and worth he no longer realises what a cunt he is for 1) admitting to it and 2) for actually telling her.

[Section_31]

I wonder how many fellas are genuinely whipped and how many genuinely don't like going out drinking and just seize on it as an excuse. My mate never leaves the house since he got married except for work, but I think he genuinely likes it that way. Flange on tap, big telly.

[Hand Shandy]

I wonder how many fellas are genuinely whipped and how many genuinely don't like going out drinking and just seize on it as an excuse. My mate never leaves the house since he got married except for work, but I think he genuinely likes it that way. Flange on tap, big telly.

 

One crucial error in there I'm afraid - using the words 'married' and 'flange on tap' when describing the same relationship...

[lifetime fan]

I wonder how many fellas are genuinely whipped and how many genuinely don't like going out drinking and just seize on it as an excuse. My mate never leaves the house since he got married except for work, but I think he genuinely likes it that way. Flange on tap, big telly.

 

Slight problem mate, since she dragged him down the isle he gets less flange.

[grazywalker]

Lad who works with me has a calendar with pictures of him and his girlfiriend on each month on his desk .

He is only allowed on facebook when she is with him .

Right good looking fucker he is and could have any girl but maybe he is sick of that and wants to be controlled .

[JagSquared]

That is genius. What a dick.

[WaltonRed]

My mates wife logs on to his emails and his FB for him which I find mad even though he's not up to anything I still find it crazy

[lifetime fan]

I wonder how many fellas are genuinely whipped and how many genuinely don't like going out drinking and just seize on it as an excuse. My mate never leaves the house since he got married except for work, but I think he genuinely likes it that way. Flange on tap, big telly.

 

You have mates that don't like going for a beer?

 

Sorry Sec but we can't be pals anymore!

[Carradona]

Lad who works with me has a calendar with pictures of him and his girlfiriend on each month on his desk .

He is only allowed on facebook when she is with him .

Right good looking fucker he is and could have any girl but maybe he is sick of that and wants to be controlled .

 

Does. Not. Compute.

[lifetime fan]

Does. Not. Compute.

 

That's because you don't need Viagra and a spine Cain.

[jonnybastard]

Any man who spends his weekend pushing or following a trolley round the supermarket is pussy whipped in my opinion. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind driving to the supermarket, or sitting in the cafe while she shops, and I even help unload the car, but pushing a trolley is not a 2 woman job.

[Trumo]

Any man who spends his weekend pushing or following a trolley round the supermarket is pussy whipped in my opinion. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind driving to the supermarket, or sitting in the cafe while she shops, and I even help unload the car, but pushing a trolley is not a 2 woman job.

 

I see that loading the car is out too.

[jonnybastard]

Pussy whipping has a way of sneaking up on you. It starts with trailing round the shops with her and before you know it, you're whipped. When married to the first wife, I once came home after a 15 hour shift only for her to say accusingly "what's for tea, I'm starving?". I'm glad she's dead.

[Guest San Don]

Slight problem mate, since she dragged him down the isle he gets less flange.

 

Absolutely no surprise there, then!

[firemarshall]

Pussy whipping has a way of sneaking up on you. It starts with trailing round the shops with her and before you know it, you're whipped. When married to the first wife, I once came home after a 15 hour shift only for her to say accusingly "what's for tea, I'm starving?". I'm glad she's dead.

 

That has just had me rolling round laughing that has. Hope its not true like but its fucking funny. Well in Jonny.

[Rapey Hugh]

I often find that the lads who, on hearing about a mate doing something a bit soft for/with his bird and goes off on one about how the guy is whipped and "he would never let that happen to him" are usually the truly dominated ones. That said the email FB thing is outrageous.

[firemarshall]

I`m not pussy whipped for one simple reason, Mrs Firemarshall can`t fucking well stand my guts. I`m the last person on earth she`d want to be seen with anywhere so I never get asked to go shopping and stuff. If I say I`m going out they cheer in our house. Suits me like.

[Guest San Don]

Lad who works with me has a calendar with pictures of him and his girlfiriend on each month on his desk .

He is only allowed on facebook when she is with him .

Right good looking fucker he is and could have any girl but maybe he is sick of that and wants to be controlled .

 

WTF is it with some people? he needs to man the fuck up. And quickly.

[lifetime fan]

I often find that the lads who, on hearing about a mate doing something a bit soft for/with his bird and goes off on one about how the guy is whipped and "he would never let that happen to him" are usually the truly dominated ones. That said the email FB thing is outrageous.

 

I get nagged mate, all blokes do.

 

But pussy whipped? No fucking chance.

 

She'd dump me if I was that pathetic.

[Rico1304]

It depends on what you got up too before you handed over your balls. By my 35 I'd had enough of drinking and whoring about so the time was right. The sad ones are the ones who get cunt-struck by the first bird they meet.

[Edward.]

Any man who spends his weekend pushing or following a trolley round the supermarket is pussy whipped in my opinion. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind driving to the supermarket, or sitting in the cafe while she shops, and I even help unload the car, but pushing a trolley is not a 2 woman job.

 

 

 

You stay in the car and leave the women in the shop for me. Supermarkets are flangetastic at the weekend.

[Paulie Dangerously]

You stay in the car and leave the women in the shop for me. Supermarkets are flangetastic at the weekend.

 

Not the Walton Asda

[chrisbonnie]

My brother was proper whipped by his last bird.

 

She worked shift hours as a carer, she'd often work until 3am. She'd have the cheek to ring my brother to give her a lift home. This could be a Saturday and we'd be in the pub. You always knew he was collecting her as he wouldn't drink in the pub. Why Fucking bother coming to the battle cruiser if you're not going to drink. What a wimp