Rapey Hugh

He looks like he's definitely done porn. And I doubt it was remotely tame, the dirty bastard. I like him.

One out runners from a standing start don't accomplish a whole lot. We need some harder lines here or Italy will stay in this till the end.

Put your back into it matty for Jaysus sake! Letting the side down. And while you're at it remember to shame pregnant unwed women and perform a few symphysiotomies. The Catholic Church, a great bunch of lads

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If you don't say jacks then you are a Protestant. True fact.

^So much this and any of these bastards:

A bit off topic but "working class" is one of my favourite phrases. It has almost the same quality as "pro-life"(obviously unconnected!) in that through stating membership of that particular group a person is not only making a statement about themselves but also a big one about anyone who they precieved to opposed to them, whether they mean to do so or not. Anyone have any other examples of that sort of thing? "Death Tax" maybe?

Those are some shithouse sounding breeds there. Rescue a mongrel, almost nailed on to be a cheeky little fucker also you save a life which is ace Edit: ^ Boston terrier is a great shout if must be pedigree.

What the fuck? There was already a great documentary on this, why does Hollywood do this? Twats

I'm on the bus here in Dublin and in the seat behind me are two young ones from some south of England, Made in Chelsea style area talking utter fucking shite at 100 decibels in their arsehole tinged toff voices. This is not fucking Notting Hill, and everyone is not interested in why you and Ian broke up. The elderly couple in the row to my left are cracking their holes at them. Sort these pricks out before allowing them out please.

Story going round here is that the "poor fan only looking for an autograph" was being a class A cunt. Asks for autograph on book Keane says no Fan allegedly throws book at keane like a tart Keane goes 100% roy keane mode and pushes him into a wall. That said this could all be porkies too but after reading his book he really doesn't seem like that kind of guy. Just my opinion.

Great shout! Also could anyone ever dislike Jason Sherlock??

Ill have to take Rugby Union out of this too otherwise it will dominate: Bernard Hopkins Martin Offiah Henry Shefflin John Mullane Colm Cooper

So what did you all think of today's games? Have yet to see the England and Wales matches but I am seriously pumped after the win over SA, Nice to see Scotland get 5 tries, let's hope Cotter can really shake them up.

Bump Interesting Ken Early interview with the man at the Web Summit on over here. seems like a pretty cool guy. https://soundcloud.com/secondcaptains-it-com/the-future-man-city-rotten-core-damien-comolli skip to 42:00 if you're not a Second Captains fan!

Better tonight but he should cut that muck hair, it really accentuates the 'snivelling gimp' look

Time for alehouse tactics gents. Just hack the fuck out of them, Pulis style. There is no shame in going out to just fuck them up and nick a point. I'd back Lucas for this one, if he is one of 2 DM then he can still do the required dirty work. Lambert up top, elbows akimbo. We will be fine. plus we will have this beast locking shit up at the back:

It's fucking Newcastle for christ's sake. We're going to wreck these bad slags. 3-1

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As much as I can appreciate the power that the placebo effect can have over feeling looser and more relaxed, the insane endorphin high I got after can't have been placebo, the Physio only told me it can happen after he saw how blitzed I was!

Yeah it was the dry needling alright, the physio was telling me that he would go for it ahead of loads of other stuff like ultrasound and Kinseo tape which he called "a load of bolloks". I'm not sure abut the oriental version but this stuff gives me a higher release than the foam roller while also hitting those hard to reach areas. What it the oriental version based on?

Any of you ever had it? Got back from the physio there a while ago and it was fucking amazing. I had about 30 needles in my shoulder and in my back. Felt weird when they were going into the muscles and knots but the effects are pretty immediate and once I got up after I realised I was high as fuck! Highly recommend it.

Does anyone else see the shitty tackling techniques on display from our players? It's like they aren't fucked getting to a breaking ball and the get there 2nd and try a little pussyfooting toe poke around the other player's leg from behind before scurrying back 5 yards to give the whole thing another go closer to our box. Get the fuck in there you cunts