Jordan Henderson - what are you?

[WaltonRed]

He's showing glimpses, when he gets more confident he'll be good for us

 

Never doubted the kid

[Guest TK-421]

He's flashing his knickers at us but soon we'll get a full on spread kipper hamburger shot, the cheeky little minx.

[silverlining]

Oh dear. What a display. Is Horrenderson the worst midfielder to ever play for Liverpool?

[Red Banjo]

Give it up Brendan. Please. You know the reaction its going to get.

 

He was shite today, so were the rest.

[Il Fenomeno]

What was Kenny expecting? Downing, Henderson, Carragher and Kuyt haven't performed at all this season, so to keep playing these players is ridiculous.

 

This sums up Kenny's team selections this season:

 

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results

 

Unless there is a drastic improvement toward the end of the season, and we finish in 6th position, then I see no reason to keep Kenny on as manager through the summer and beyond.

[deacon]

He's an absolute pussy. Can't tackle, press, pass the ball forwards, beat a man or shoot the ball.

 

No redeeming features and happy to hide on the pitch. A huge disappointment, he doesn't have the cojones to be a player for Liverpool.

[BCM]

When he got the ball played into him Kop end one touch bang shot on goal....................

 

The Fucking pussy turned back inside instead of shooting, and summed up in seconds his entire Liverpool career to date.

 

He has no fucking Balls whatsover, id rather see him shoot and nearly hit the corner flag, than fucking chicken out of shooting altogether, he takes no responsiblity on the football field whatsover.

[Xherdan]

What is really shocking is that Brendan went bumping this thread DURING the game yesterday. Really, being right about Henderson is more important to him than anything else. It's fairly obvious that he has very low self esteem and an incredibly tiny penis, Brendan, not Henderson that is.

[longballs]

What is really shocking is that Brendan went bumping this thread DURING the game yesterday. Really, being right about Henderson is more important to him than anything else. It's fairly obvious that he has very low self esteem and an incredibly tiny penis, Brendan, not Henderson that is.

 

Brendanson

[Satan]

Oh dear. What a display. Is Horrenderson the worst midfielder to ever play for Liverpool?

 

Look at this thick cunt. DURING THE GAME...not bad. I agree that henderson is absoilute shite but I wouldn't post on forums WHILE we play. Shows what you are, a little dog that will be put down. In time, you maggot.

[silverlining]

Look at this thick cunt. DURING THE GAME...not bad. I agree that henderson is absoilute shite but I wouldn't post on forums WHILE we play. Shows what you are, a little dog that will be put down. In time, you maggot.

 

Oh no! Am I your nemesis? Haven't you had enough of being laughed at?

[brucespanner]

Looks like Pob doing a David Grey impression whilst having hangover shakes.

[Sugar Ape]

 

Oh no! Am I your nemesis? Haven't you had enough of being laughed at?

 

Which mong was he previously? So many to keep track of.

[silverlining]

Which mong was he previously? So many to keep track of.

 

I don't know. I know it can be quite fun mocking spittle-flecked cabbages and winding them up until they explode, but more and more the overriding feeling is depression. How can people this fucking shit, stupid and useless exist?

[RobbieOR]

I remember when hamstrung was here he used to know every mongs previous username within 5 minutes. We need that back.

[silverlining]

I remember when hamstrung was here he used to know every mongs previous username within 5 minutes. We need that back.

 

It was preternatural, there was someone else good at it too.

 

I can always tell if it's a previous Mong/ Mentalist/ total cunt, but I never know which one is which

[Sugar Ape]

 

It was preternatural, there was someone else good at it too.

 

I can always tell if it's a previous Mong/ Mentalist/ total cunt, but I never know which one is which

 

I'm good at getting that king luis/Sgerrard character, but your standard garden variety mong is a bit harder. There are too many to keep track of.

[silverlining]

Yeah, it was actually you I was thinking of

 

Satan is a bit like that Jon snow Mong, but maybe even angrier and more stupid. He likes talking about dogs' genitals a lot, too.

[xerxes]

Henderson is not a bad player, although he hasnt played well recently.

 

He is a CM not a RM, a fetcher and carrier as Whelan used to be, closing the opposition down, winning the ball, feeding off the scraps for Adam to do something useful with it.

 

I can see why Kenny bought him, but quite obviously he has not found the right combination for him to play in.

[silverlining]

Winning the ball

 

Hilarious

[brucespanner]

Yeah, it was actually you I was thinking of

 

Satan is a bit like that Jon snow Mong, but maybe even angrier and more stupid. He likes talking about dogs' genitals a lot, too.

 

He's already back, as a paid up member, do keep up Silver!

[Il Fenomeno]

If I had to guess I would go with WrongIslander, as he is still angry at being given the nickname MongIslander by Silverlining. Thats enough to make anyone hold a lifetime grudge.

[piscinin]

I remember when hamstrung was here he used to know every mongs previous username within 5 minutes. We need that back.

 

Nah, it took him a couple of weeks to work me out.

[Crazyhorse7778]

The bizarre thing is Kenny will probably continue to start him despite having to sub him early and often in most games.

[lebron]

Henderson is not a bad player, although he hasnt played well recently.

 

He is a CM not a RM, a fetcher and carrier as Whelan used to be, closing the opposition down, winning the ball, feeding off the scraps for Adam to do something useful with it.

 

I can see why Kenny bought him, but quite obviously he has not found the right combination for him to play in.

 

1. In Liverpool terms, yes he is.

2. Either you have never seen Whelan play, or you have grown blind.

3. Ahaahahahahahahaha. Has he ever won the ball for us, that's actually his biggest weakness (his inability/lack of balls to do something with the ball at his feet being the only thing he's worse at)

4. You can?

5. Hopefully he can find this combination in a Championship club or lower half PL club (which coincidentally is the level this player/manager duo are steering us towards)

 

As I said in the match thread, if Kenny doesn't stop playing this coward and the shadow that used to be Carra we will end up between 10th and 14th, and it will make his eventual sacking a deserved one.