Roy Hodgson, know your role and shut your mouth

[Captain]

Fucking hell.

[Hades]

Truly pathetic, that. 

[VladimirIlyich]

No wonder he made fucking John Terry his Engerland captain.

 

I would.

[Trumo]

Signing Poulsen, Jones and Meireles really upped the British quotient didn't it?

[Dicko]

Fuck him.

The fucking cunt.

[Jim MM]

Signing Poulsen, Jones and Meireles really upped the British quotient didn't it?

Probably something lost in translation there, I presume Roy was talking of increasing the Shitish quotient.

[Lee909]

Fair to say the Owl didn't sign Meireles. He didn't even know what position he played

[Tony Moanero]

An empty crisp packet could do a better job than this cunt.

[Jim MM]

Fair to say the Owl didn't sign Meireles. He didn't even know what position he played

Again I think Roy was the victim of a misunderstanding here and thought the club were offering him more relics. Of course he jumped at the chance.

[Pureblood]

The FA talking about renewing his contract if England "play and do well" at the Euros.  And England are aiming to win the 2022 World Cup with the current batch of starlets.  Maybe try winning it and then talking about it, that would make more sense.  

[manwiththestick]

So the highest paid international manager will get a contract extension if England reach the quarters? I guess that's the barometer for five million quid a year..

[TheHowieLama]

England breaking par.

[Kant]

An empty crisp packet could do a better job than this cunt.

Negged for not specifying what type of crisps.

Your standards are slipping, Tone.

[Tony Moanero]

Shit, sorry.

 

Smiths Jackets.

[Ginny]

Fuck Tony and Fuck Woy the turkey necked cunt

[SammyAftershave]

I'm willing to wager he stinks of piss and parma violets. The cunt!

[Harry Squatter]

He will try to hang onto this job forever. He will end up on the bench looking like Emperor Palpatine.

[Russ Atmosphere]

He will try to hang onto this job forever. He will end up on the bench looking like Emperor Palpatine.

In fairness, by then, some of the gifs of him taking training will be worth the record salary.

[sir roger]

Every time I travel past ' arguably the 2nd best childrens hospital in England ' I reminisce fondly about Roy's time at Liverpool 

[Dicko]

Every time I travel past ' arguably the 2nd best childrens hospital in England ' I reminisce fondly about Roy's time at Liverpool 

 

Worse, second most important childrens hospital.

Should have been finished for that remark alone.

[G Richards]

At what point does Hodgson lose his job? I'm unclear, as the comments I read from Dyke seemed a bit open ended.

 

If England make it to the last four, he stays on. That part seemed clear.

But if England exit in the last eight, does he stay or go?

Is it up for grabs at that point?

 

I think I read Dyke will be leaving too, so the unfortunate aspect of that is it will embolden Hodgson to have a pop at him over the uncertainty.

 

Personally I think it's a good thing. Previous England managers have been expensive to shift when it all goes pear shaped. We don't need another one. Hodgson can count himself lucky he's taken them to this tournament after the last pathetic showing at the World Cup, when I though he should have been let go.

[Section_31]

Dyke will never axe Hodgson, he talks about him the way Paul Young writes lyrics.

 

"Wherever Roy goes, people are drawn to him and want to talk football."

 

Yeah. They're probably members of an Asian betting syndicate who specialise in draws.

[Reckoner]

Rooney wants Roy to stay.

He can dictate to the old thunder twat and gets his own way. 'Gweat 70 yard pars to the goalkeeper, keep em coming, reminds me of a young Pele'

[Strontium]

He is still one of my favourite comedy characters.

[Baresi]

 

Still brilliant.