*Shakes head* Everton again.

[The Golden Eel]

The reaction to all the players they've signed is hilarious. Not one of them would start for a top 6 side yet they're breaking the top 4 with ease and leaving us in their wake.

Exactly...

[Unrighteous]

The reaction to all the players they've signed is hilarious. Not one of them would start for a top 6 side yet they're breaking the top 4 with ease and leaving us in their wake.

 

Indeed... the league on a trot with how they talk about it.

[Trumo]

Seen one comment by a grown man who said he was almost welling up with tears of joy at his beloved clubs transfer window, the best he's ever known. Oh and of course made all the sweeter because the red shite are worried.

 

They are getting ahead of themselves just a little bit, but you have to bear in mind that it's light years away from the time when Walter Smith filled their squad with Rangers hasbeens, or when the Moyesiah coached all the goalscoring ability out of fairly prolific strikers like Yakubu, Johnson and Saha while filling the squad with Man Utd rejects.

[Creator Supreme]

They've just confirmed Keane, so that's 5 decent signings by 3 July. No world beaters but they'll improve their squad immeasurably. If they hold on to Lukaku and sell Barkley they'll do well!

[an tha]

Can't fault them for getting their business done early and with no fuss.

 

Always good to get players in for a full pre season.

[Special K]

They've just confirmed Keane, so that's 5 decent signings by 3 July. No world beaters but they'll improve their squad immeasurably. If they hold on to Lukaku and sell Barkley they'll do well!

I presumed the cash they are spending would be based on the money they get from the sales of those players?

[Sputnik1]

They've just confirmed Keane, so that's 5 decent signings by 3 July. No world beaters but they'll improve their squad immeasurably. If they hold on to Lukaku and sell Barkley they'll do well!

 

 

IF they hold on to their transfer funds (Lukaku) I'd be staggered. They really would have improved and spent a lot of cash, you'd expect them to be helping us even more by robbing points from the lower sides. No seriously they'd be a decent side and at this present time would give us a challenge.

 

Reality time, we should sign more players and improve ourselves. they won't hold on to Lukaku as he's their transfer funds.

[Strontium]

I presumed the cash they are spending would be based on the money they get from the sales of those players?

Or maybe their board is spending the £120m TV cash windfall on improving the playing squad, a novel idea that has yet to catch on on this side of Stanley Park.

[Creator Supreme]

Or maybe their board is spending the £120m TV cash windfall on improving the playing squad, a novel idea that has yet to catch on on this side of Stanley Park.

I agree, I don't think these transfers are dependent on Lukaku going. I think their money men would be happier if he did, but I don't think they'll force the issue!

[Paco]

Who gives a fuck.

 

They're Everton, isn't it.

[Bernard Diomede]

https://mobile.twitter.com/carra23/status/881913132486184961?t=1&cn=ZmxleGlibGVfcmVjcw%3D%3D&iid=e851f5171c354fc38a55394270959973&uid=2532649544&nid=244+285282312

 

Carra dropping the bait in on twitter

[Creator Supreme]

We'll give a fuck when the season starts and all we've signed is Salah and Solanke, and we've still got unflushables like Moreno, Lucas and Sturridge eating up wages!

[Sputnik1]

Lukaku is quoted recently as saying ‘staying at Everton is not really an option’ so I think they’ve been canny in buying before officially announcing his sale. There’s fuck all chance he will be there next season.

[Mook]

Everton are fucking shite.

[The Golden Eel]

Or maybe their board is spending the £120m TV cash windfall on improving the playing squad, a novel idea that has yet to catch on on this side of Stanley Park.

 

We'll soon find out.... My guess is they'll sell Lukaku and end with a small positive net spend

[Bernard Diomede]

Everton are fucking shite.

Testify!

[Joe Strummer]

They've spent £90m on players from shit teams who no-one else wanted.

 

I like West Brom am absolutely shitting it.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

They're only getting business done early as nobody else wants who they're buying and because they have to as their season proper kicks off in about 3 weeks.

[Hand Shandy]

https://mobile.twitter.com/carra23/status/881913132486184961?t=1&cn=ZmxleGlibGVfcmVjcw%3D%3D&iid=e851f5171c354fc38a55394270959973&uid=2532649544&nid=244+285282312

 

Carra dropping the bait in on twitter

 

And a bite...

 

 

https://twitter.com/reid6peter/status/881938398855954432

 

@reid6peter: Keep off the ale La. https://twitter.com/carra23/status/881913132486184961

[3 Stacks]

They're signing some good, useful players. Doesn't really matter though. Even if no one wants to pay the fee for Lukaku, they don't have enough to finish better than 6th. The top teams in the league rebounded this year after an awful 15/16 and they keep spending money. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Everton are bums

[Dave D]

Theres no value in the 20mill player bracket- suprised they havent learnt that from us.

[TheHowieLama]

I cant reedy any more of that crap

[eeyore]

Don't see the fuss? All the players they have signed are expensive, average shit.

 

Reminds me of the downing summer for us.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

That is a bigger Everton myth than Spring Heel Jack.

 

 

Remember me Mam going on about him when I was kid.

Is your Mam Zombina?