Serious things you shouldn't laugh at

[Bjornebye]

Someone on one of the islam threads or something posted about going into a newsagent and not noticing till they got to the till but they looked up and a woman was in the full on rig. "Like a postbox". "fucking shit myself". I laughed my head off. 

[Aventus]

21 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Someone on one of the islam threads or something posted about going into a newsagent and not noticing till they got to the till but they looked up and a woman was in the full on rig. "Like a postbox". "fucking shit myself". I laughed my head off. 

Sounds familiar. 

 

 

[Aventus]

57 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

That is the worst thing about it. You should be fucking ashamed. 

To be honest this bird is like 90% of the reason why I watch it, I proper love her and she's got a bit of a naughty posh accent that makes me feel like I've been a bad boy and need to be punished. 

 

I recently saw an advert for a casting call for extras, I very nearly applied just so I could be near her and maybe smell her. I talked myself out of it though because I felt like it might lead down a dark path and I can't afford to get another restraining order. 

[Lee909]

2 minutes ago, Aventus said:

To be honest this bird is like 90% of the reason why I watch it, I proper love her and she's got a bit of a naughty posh accent that makes me feel like I've been a bad boy and need to be punished. 

 

I recently saw an advert for a casting call for extras, I very nearly applied just so I could be near her and maybe smell her. I talked myself out of it though because I felt like it might lead down a dark path and I can't afford to get another restraining order. 

Surely there is only a restraining order if they actually escape from your basement. Just upgrade your security 

[Bjornebye]

11 minutes ago, Aventus said:

Sounds familiar. 

 

 

Hahaha thats the one. Out of rep but will be back 

[Strontium]

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/jul/22/seagull-carries-away-dog-from-garden-devon

[Trumo]

1 minute ago, Sixtimes Dog said:

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/jul/22/seagull-carries-away-dog-from-garden-devon

 

Was kind of hoping there was a video.

[Strontium]

https://time.com/5631158/canada-police-cat-filter-homicide/

 

Canada’s national police force live-streamed a press conference regarding a double homicide on Friday and added animated cat-like features to the presiding officer.

 

[Mook]

On 24/02/2019 at 01:39, Aventus said:

To be honest this bird is like 90% of the reason why I watch it, I proper love her and she's got a bit of a naughty posh accent that makes me feel like I've been a bad boy and need to be punished. 

 

I recently saw an advert for a casting call for extras, I very nearly applied just so I could be near her and maybe smell her. I talked myself out of it though because I felt like it might lead down a dark path and I can't afford to get another restraining order. 

I've met her. She was with her boyfriend who is a mate of a mate, she seemed really nice.

[Captain Turdseye]

26 minutes ago, Mook said:

I've met her. She was with her boyfriend who is a mate of a mate, she seemed really nice.

 

What did she smell like?

[Mook]

14 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

What did she smell like?

Like a smoked sausage supper.

[Aventus]

49 minutes ago, Mook said:

Like a smoked sausage supper.

 

[Bjornebye]

16 minutes ago, Aventus said:

 

Best. Gif. Ever 

 

Pissing myself here 

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, Sixtimes Dog said:

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/jul/22/seagull-carries-away-dog-from-garden-devon

 

 

 

[Harry Squatter]

Just heard that some horrible mouthy cunt I used to play footy with had his jaw broken and eye socket fractured at the weekend. 

 

This is the third time something like this has happened to him yet he never seems to learn. Liked causing trouble all the time but moaned if no one jumped in to back him up when someone had a go back at him. 

 

He is a loud obnoxious twat who goes out of his way to wind people up. Apparently he wound up some quiet fella with glasses who was a martial arts instructor. 

[Trumo]

1 hour ago, Doctor Troy said:

Just heard that some horrible mouthy cunt I used to play footy with had his jaw broken and eye socket fractured at the weekend. 

 

This is the third time something like this has happened to him yet he never seems to learn. Liked causing trouble all the time but moaned if no one jumped in to back him up when someone had a go back at him. 

 

He is a loud obnoxious twat who goes out of his way to wind people up. Apparently he wound up some quiet fella with glasses who was a martial arts instructor. 

 

Mr Myopic.

[Trumo]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

 

I tell you what, that seagull has done the chihuahua a bloody favour!

[sir roger]

Had no idea Gollum had gone back to his original name

[Creator Supreme]

1 hour ago, Trumo said:

 

Mr Myopic.

Fucking hell, killing myself at that! That's up there with Jackie Scran.

 

Kudos sir!

[VladimirIlyich]

High Chihauhua.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

It's what she would've wanted... 

 

https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/elderly-womans-body-blown-up-in-us-army-explosive-experiment/

[VladimirIlyich]

10 hours ago, Nelly-Torres said:

It's what she would've wanted... 

 

https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/elderly-womans-body-blown-up-in-us-army-explosive-experiment/

That story is dynamite.

[Chairman Meow]

13 hours ago, Nelly-Torres said:

It's what she would've wanted... 

 

https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/elderly-womans-body-blown-up-in-us-army-explosive-experiment/

I had no idea this was possible. When I die I'd now like to the body to be strafed by an A-10.

[polymerpunkah]

Rest In Pieces

[Strontium]

RIP TNT OAP