The GF Animal Tournament V

[Remmie]

Brodie always sniffs out the animal tournament and only ever posts on animal war related threads. Well done sir.

[Mel Wood]

I'm cruising for a bad negging because I'm new round these parts and haven't got a clue how this all works.

 

I'd like to enter

 

Honey Badger

Wookiie

300,001 hamsters

Stegosaur

Bubonic Plague Flea

[The-Sir]

Norse Elgr

Emporer Tamarin

Northern Hairy-nosed Wombat

Cape Buffalo

Hippopotamus

Crocodile

African Lion

Puma

Musk Ox

Grey Wolf

Mosquito

Aye Aye

Stingray

Yorkshire Terrier

 

[neko]

Norse Elgr

Emporer Tamarin

Northern Hairy-nosed Wombat

Cape Buffalo

Hippopotamus

Crocodile

African Lion

Puma

Musk Ox

Grey Wolf

Mosquito

Aye Aye

Stingray

Yorkshire Terrier

fire ants

 

[neko]

Norse Elgr

Emporer Tamarin

Northern Hairy-nosed Wombat

Cape Buffalo

Hippopotamus

Crocodile

African Lion

Puma

Musk Ox

Grey Wolf

Mosquito

Aye Aye

Stingray

Yorkshire Terrier

fire ants

killer whale

 

if i can nominate two then i'll add killer whale. if i can have only one, then strike fire ants off the list...

 

[neko]

game over...

 

 

[TheBitch]

Dont know how this works either but I'd like to nominate the Gila Monster, mainly because its got the word monster in his name and therefore he's got an advantage straight away.

 

Gila Monster

 

Norse Elgr

Emporer Tamarin

Northern Hairy-nosed Wombat

Cape Buffalo

Hippopotamus

Crocodile

African Lion

Puma

Musk Ox

Grey Wolf

Mosquito

Aye Aye

Stingray

Yorkshire Terrier

fire ants

killer whale

Gila Monster

[Xherdan]

 

 

 

The poison dart frog.

 

 

Norse Elgr

Emporer Tamarin

Northern Hairy-nosed Wombat

Cape Buffalo

Hippopotamus

Crocodile

African Lion

Puma

Musk Ox

Grey Wolf

Mosquito

Aye Aye

Stingray

Yorkshire Terrier

fire ants

killer whale

Gila Monster

Poison Dart Frog

 

 

He'll poison dart everyones ass if he doesnt win.

[neko]

Dont know how this works either but I'd like to nominate the Gila Monster, mainly because its got the word monster in his name and therefore he's got an advantage straight away.

 

good choice - gila monsters are quite poisonous as well, but i'd put my money on an animal with 'killer' in it's name over 'monster'.

 

time to bring out the video evidence...

 

[YOUTUBE]W8GaDuCvYbE[/YOUTUBE]

[Xherdan]

Poison Dart easily defeats Monster or Killer.

[TheBitch]

Talk is cheap.

[setreal]

I nominate Timothy the Tortoise.

This should be an instant win as shes actually a war vet and generally ace.

 

 

Go for the jugular Tim!

 

Timothy (tortoise) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[Mel Wood]

Right, getting a rough idea now

 

Norse Elgr

Emporer Tamarin

Northern Hairy-nosed Wombat

Cape Buffalo

Hippopotamus

Crocodile

African Lion

Puma

Musk Ox

Grey Wolf

Mosquito

Aye Aye

Stingray

Yorkshire Terrier

fire ants

killer whale

Gila Monster

Poison Dart Frog

Box jellyfish

[Anubis]

Put my snake in, damn you.

 

Norse Elgr

Emporer Tamarin

Northern Hairy-nosed Wombat

Cape Buffalo

Hippopotamus

Crocodile

African Lion

Puma

Musk Ox

Grey Wolf

Mosquito

Aye Aye

Stingray

Yorkshire Terrier

fire ants

killer whale

Gila Monster

Poison Dart Frog

Box jellyfish

Fierce Snake

[Karl_b]

Elephants kill hundreds of people a year, so I'm nominating them.

 

Norse Elgr

Emporer Tamarin

Northern Hairy-nosed Wombat

Cape Buffalo

Hippopotamus

Crocodile

African Lion

Puma

Musk Ox

Grey Wolf

Mosquito

Aye Aye

Stingray

Yorkshire Terrier

fire ants

killer whale

Gila Monster

Poison Dart Frog

Box jellyfish

Fierce Snake

Elephant

[odris]

Ahem

 

Elephants kill hundreds of people a year, so I'm nominating them.

 

So we do not have the same contenders & move on from last year, omitted from the competition will be the following:

 

-Komodo Dragon

-Siberian Tiger

-Any kind of Octopus or Squid

-Liger

-Alligator

-Rhino

-Polar Bear

-Elephant

-Badger

-Pelochelys Cantorii (sorry Al, pains me to omit him but he'd just shit 'em all again)

- Coyote

[She Knows It]

Sorry Leeson, no Chainey.

 

How about a macaque with a hoe for a toe?

[gumps]

 

Norse Elgr

Emporer Tamarin

Northern Hairy-nosed Wombat

Cape Buffalo

Hippopotamus

Crocodile

African Lion

Puma

Musk Ox

Grey Wolf

Mosquito

Aye Aye

Stingray

Yorkshire Terrier

fire ants

killer whale

Gila Monster

Poison Dart Frog

Box jellyfish

Fierce Snake

Jack Russell Terrier

[Xherdan]

Elephants kill hundreds of people a year, so I'm nominating them.

 

Norse Elgr

Emporer Tamarin

Northern Hairy-nosed Wombat

Cape Buffalo

Hippopotamus

Crocodile

African Lion

Puma

Musk Ox

Grey Wolf

Mosquito

Aye Aye

Stingray

Yorkshire Terrier

fire ants

killer whale

Gila Monster

Poison Dart Frog

Box jellyfish

Fierce Snake

Elephant

 

 

 

Negged for breach of competition rules.

[Guest TK-421]

Turritopsis Nutricul - the immortal jellyfish.

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/4357829/Immortal-jellyfish-swarming-across-the-world.html

 

 

 

Norse Elgr

Emporer Tamarin

Northern Hairy-nosed Wombat

Cape Buffalo

Hippopotamus

Crocodile

African Lion

Puma

Musk Ox

Grey Wolf

Mosquito

Aye Aye

Stingray

Yorkshire Terrier

fire ants

killer whale

Gila Monster

Poison Dart Frog

Box jellyfish

Fierce Snake

Jack Russell Terrier

Turritopsis Nutricul

[Remmie]

Spots for 13 left. If I've missed your animal out it's either shit or wasn't added to the list properly so re-add it if you want it in.

 

SKI, show me a picture of this hoe footed Macaque and we'll talk...

[Mel Wood]

Elephants kill hundreds of people a year, so I'm nominating them.

 

An elephant was killed by a honey badger once, so surely that means the monochrome mentalist outranks Dumbo, no?

[TheBitch]

Giant anteater

 

 

Fuck your fireants Neko.

 

 

 

Norse Elgr

Emporer Tamarin

Northern Hairy-nosed Wombat

Cape Buffalo

Hippopotamus

Crocodile

African Lion

Puma

Musk Ox

Grey Wolf

Mosquito

Aye Aye

Stingray

Yorkshire Terrier

fire ants

killer whale

Gila Monster

Poison Dart Frog

Box jellyfish

Fierce Snake

Jack Russell Terrier

Turritopsis Nutricul

Giant Anteater

[neko]

jesus - an anteater !

 

the fire ants will have to hope for a good draw.

[neko]

might as well fill the ranks with some solid competitors...

 

Norse Elgr

Emporer Tamarin

Northern Hairy-nosed Wombat

Cape Buffalo

Hippopotamus

Crocodile

African Lion

Puma

Musk Ox

Grey Wolf

Mosquito

Aye Aye

Stingray

Yorkshire Terrier

fire ants

killer whale

Gila Monster

Poison Dart Frog

Box jellyfish

Fierce Snake

Jack Russell Terrier

Turritopsis Nutricul

Giant Anteater

wolverine

kodiak bear