What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Numero Veinticinco]

On 11/4/2018 at 12:01 PM, Shooter in the Motor said:

As I promised to aRdja a few weeks ago, when I next do a British breakfast (I took the word 'great' out as it probably isn't, but it did taste good) here is photographic evidence of this breakfast...Notice the lack of toast as I normally grill bread in the oven and for some reason it wouldn't heat up. I think the oven is finally on the blink so minus points obviously for the lack of toast which would have been under the eggs.

 

4 x Reduced Fat Pork Sausages on first

5 x Smoked Bacon Medallions added next

2 x Organic Large Eggs fried next followed by

6 x Chestnut Mushrooms sliced in half added at the same time as

8 x small tomatoes sliced closely followed by

4 x thin slices of 'Wee (meaning small I hope) Black Pudding'

 

all purchased from Tesco...

 

This picture doesn't show for me.

[TheHowieLama]

You're lucky.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Seventeen quid for a brekkie, fuck me. Austerity is over.

[Barrington Womble]

7 hours ago, Mook said:

Shitehawks more like it.

 

No mushrooms though so it gets a pass from me.

 

 

I deselected mushrooms. 

[Bjornebye]

8 hours ago, Barry Wom said:

 I was taken for this breakie in Hawksmoor in London today. Glad I didn't pay £16.95! There was some toast with it too. It was pretty nice, home made hash browns and beans. Sausage was good, bacon smoked (I prefer unsmoked). Fucking 16.95 though. I'd give it an 8/10 for niceness, a 4/10 for value. 

If I paid 50p for a brekkie and that turned up i'd flip the table and stab every cunt working there. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

6 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

If I paid 50p for a brekkie and that turned up i'd flip the table and stab every cunt working there. 

Agreed, it’s pretty good. 

[Tony Moanero]

22 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

I deselected mushrooms. 

Tomatoes?

[aRdja]

8 hours ago, Barry Wom said:

 I was taken for this breakie in Hawksmoor in London today. Glad I didn't pay £16.95! There was some toast with it too. It was pretty nice, home made hash browns and beans. Sausage was good, bacon smoked (I prefer unsmoked). Fucking 16.95 though. I'd give it an 8/10 for niceness, a 4/10 for value. 

That looks really good Barry. Looks realll meaty.

[Fugitive]

8 minutes ago, aRdja said:

That looks really good Barry. Looks realll meaty.

That’s classed as a bargain in the mad world of aRdja.

 

 

[Guest]

7 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

You're lucky.

[aRdja]

33 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

That’s classed as a bargain in the mad world of aRdja.

 

 

Nah that’s very expensive, but looks of high quality.

[Bjornebye]

I assume everyone is taking the piss? That brekkie looks fucking awful. 

[SammyAftershave]

Torch the 17 notes bastard Lifey, torch it with extra accelerant! Torch it off the face of the earth.

[Fugitive]

I would have been less insulted if they had shit on a plate and served it to me than that £17 disgrace.

[SammyAftershave]

Incineration = luxury.

[Guest]

8 hours ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

This picture doesn't show for me.

[Bjornebye]

10 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Not the worst brekkie I have seen but its needs 30 seconds under lifeys blow torch. Oh and never have baby tomatoes on a fry-up. Cut the big bastards in half and grill them. 

 

Fun fact - That plates claim to fame was appearing in an episode of The Likely Lads. 

 

5/10. 

[Dr Nowt]

No mushrooms, would have fucked that straight into the bin.

[KMD7]

2 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

I still cant see anything. I'm hoping it's just too magnificent for my mere mortal eyes to take in.

[mattyq]

11 hours ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

This picture doesn't show for me.

I like the tomatoes/mushies

The bacon looks good but medallions?

Sausages look anaemic and the eggs underdone

Plus point for no beans but what the fuck is going on with the plate?

It looks like one of those plates you can get in the charity shop that students and other scruffs use in lieu of an ash tray

I feel it needs gravy

[Guest]

8 hours ago, KMD7 said:

I still cant see anything. I'm hoping it's just too magnificent for my mere mortal eyes to take in.

[Barrington Womble]

11 hours ago, aRdja said:

Nah that’s very expensive, but looks of high quality.

Everything was good quality, really nice sausage, thick bacon and nice flavoursome black pud - I could have eaten more of that. The home made beans (with trotters) and hash browns were good. I wouldn't pay that myself for a breakfast, but if someone was paying it's probably the best I've had round the city, although I've not been the ned which is supposed to be good. 

[Guest]

8 hours ago, mattyq said:

I like the tomatoes/mushies

The bacon looks good but medallions?

Sausages look anaemic and the eggs underdone

Plus point for no beans but what the fuck is going on with the plate?

It looks like one of those plates you can get in the charity shop that students and other scruffs use in lieu of an ash tray

I feel it needs gravy

How big are your cigarettes?

[aRdja]

1 hour ago, Barry Wom said:

Everything was good quality, really nice sausage, thick bacon and nice flavoursome black pud - I could have eaten more of that. The home made beans (with trotters) and hash browns were good. I wouldn't pay that myself for a breakfast, but if someone was paying it's probably the best I've had round the city, although I've not been the ned which is supposed to be good. 

I have, treated myself for coming into work last Christmas. Was good, but not amazing. It triggered a big discussion here with Pistonbroke strongly disapproving of my choice of venue. 

[polymerpunkah]

I wasn't going to post this. I'm not a sadist. But if you're leaving the EU and renewing ties with former colonies, etc. this is the future. If you're looking for a justification for a second referendum, look no further.

 

 

 

Livingstone, Zambia. The kicker was it was prepared by an ex-pat.