What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Mudface]

1 hour ago, Stouffer said:

I didn't make or eat this.

On the basis you're still alive, I believe you.

[Remmie]

Pray for Mojo

[Carvalho Diablo]

Fugitive special.

 

[Guest]

On 19/02/2023 at 18:09, TheHowieLama said:

Is that a frankfurter?

No mention of the lettuce?

[Pete]

On 25/02/2023 at 21:14, Stouffer said:

I didn't make or eat this.

That needs cooking. 

[Pete]

27 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Fugitive special.

 

That needs binning

[Trumo]

On 23/02/2023 at 14:08, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Not sure this is strictly “the perfect” cooked breakfast…

 

 

 

Very sparse presentation with what looks like 2 day old leftovers plus a couple of bars of soap.

[Pidge]

Looks like Dove, so gets a bonus point for taking care of your skin.

 

-27/10

[Ezekiel 25:17]

1 hour ago, Pidge said:

Looks like Dove, so gets a bonus point for taking care of your skin.

 

-27/10

It's not going to take care of his anus Skin, I know that.

[Bogman]

5 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Fugitive special.

 

Is the egg trying to escape?

[Pidge]

Wouldn't you?

[Bogman]

30 minutes ago, Pidge said:

Wouldn't you?

Yup.

I'd be embarrassed.

[Anubis]

On 23/02/2023 at 14:08, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Not sure this is strictly “the perfect” cooked breakfast…

 

 

I felt so sad and sorry for that a tear of sympathy ran down my cheek.

[Barrington Womble]

Been a while since I posted on here, not much time for GF at the moment. But I had to get this one in from earlier in the week. Fucking daylight robbery and not even good. From that cunt Ramsey's Bread St kitchen (on south place in London). Over 15 quid for the breakfast. The black pudding wasn't a part of it and was another fiver. And it wasn't cooked well either. Bacon was massively undercooked too. One of the worst value for money I've ever had. Overall 3 breakfasts with tea etc came to £96. And the service was fucking shit. 

 

 

[lifetime fan]

Fucking hell. 

[Mook]

2 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

Been a while since I posted on here, not much time for GF at the moment. But I had to get this one in from earlier in the week. Fucking daylight robbery and not even good. From that cunt Ramsey's Bread St kitchen (on south place in London). Over 15 quid for the breakfast. The black pudding wasn't a part of it and was another fiver. And it wasn't cooked well either. Bacon was massively undercooked too. One of the worst value for money I've ever had. Overall 3 breakfasts with tea etc came to £96. And the service was fucking shit. 

 

 

 

An extra fiver for black pudding on a fry up is fucking obscene.

 

Gordon Ramsey has opened a pizza place up here & the pizzas look shite, he must be embarrassed putting his name to these places but money talks I suppose.

[Pidge]

8 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

Been a while since I posted on here, not much time for GF at the moment. But I had to get this one in from earlier in the week. Fucking daylight robbery and not even good. From that cunt Ramsey's Bread St kitchen (on south place in London). Over 15 quid for the breakfast. The black pudding wasn't a part of it and was another fiver. And it wasn't cooked well either. Bacon was massively undercooked too. One of the worst value for money I've ever had. Overall 3 breakfasts with tea etc came to £96. And the service was fucking shit. 

 

 

Should send that to him on twitter and ask him to rate your breakfast. 

[Barrington Womble]

10 minutes ago, Mook said:

 

An extra fiver for black pudding on a fry up is fucking obscene.

 

Gordon Ramsey has opened a pizza place up here & the pizzas look shite, he must be embarrassed putting his name to these places but money talks I suppose.

It makes me laugh the way he always bangs on about fresh ingredients. They were shipping frozen chips through the restaurant when I was there. Those gastro pubs he used to have, had meals cooked off-site in South London and vac packed and then microwaved at the pub. 

 

I wouldn't have picked there, but my customer wanted to go. I'll go the hotel over the road next time. It's also a rip off, but decent quality food and cooked at least. 

[Barrington Womble]

5 minutes ago, Pidge said:

Should send that to him on twitter and ask him to rate your breakfast. 

It's time like this I wish i did social media. 

[Bjornebye]

 

 

[Fugitive]

On 28/02/2023 at 07:09, Carvalho Diablo said:

Fugitive special.

 

That was genuinely served to someone at the Alton Towers hotel.

[an tha]

On 28/02/2023 at 07:37, Pete said:

That needs binning

I assumed it already had been.

[cloggypop]

5 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

Been a while since I posted on here, not much time for GF at the moment. But I had to get this one in from earlier in the week. Fucking daylight robbery and not even good. From that cunt Ramsey's Bread St kitchen (on south place in London). Over 15 quid for the breakfast. The black pudding wasn't a part of it and was another fiver. And it wasn't cooked well either. Bacon was massively undercooked too. One of the worst value for money I've ever had. Overall 3 breakfasts with tea etc came to £96. And the service was fucking shit. 

 

 

 

 

[RJ Fan club]

10 hours ago, Fugitive said:

That was genuinely served to someone at the Alton Towers hotel.

Looks more like Parkhurst

[lifetime fan]

I’ve seen a better breakfast served to MH patients after they’ve spent a night in the cells.