What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Bob]

Drive past that chubby northern “rate my takeaway” bugger today.

 

“nah then, what’s this sausage”

[Carvalho Diablo]

Just seen this on Reddit.

 

[Bob]

Home made Shatsuka for breakfast this morning. 
 

then just had a brunch stack at a little cafe in chapel Allerton for lunch before we head to the library for an hour, but it’s off the breakfast menu so shoving it in here.

 

2x sourdough toast (very good)

halloumi

poached egg (fabulous but needed a second)

sage mushrooms

wilted spinach

grilled tomato

 

£7.95 plus extra for the coffee.

 

Very good. 

[Bjornebye]

18 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Home made Shatsuka for breakfast this morning. 
 

then just had a brunch stack at a little cafe in chapel Allerton for lunch before we head to the library for an hour, but it’s off the breakfast menu so shoving it in here.

 

2x sourdough toast (very good)

halloumi

poached egg (fabulous but needed a second)

sage mushrooms

wilted spinach

grilled tomato

 

£7.95 plus extra for the coffee.

 

Very good. 

 

I made shakshouka and posted it on here a while back (maybe the foodie thread) it was fit. 

[Bloke]

On 13/01/2023 at 16:24, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

Tods Cafe (no apostrophe), Mandurah.

 

24.90 Aud (everything is expensive here - aRdja would love it).

 

Toast - nicely done  though would probably fail the Lifey test.

Mushrooms - great. No garlic added (take note, Blue Marlin, you pseudos).

Scrambled eggs - perfectly cooked, not rubbery or sloppy like at Crowne Plaza.

Tomato - had more than a quickie with the frying pan. Sweetish in a natural way. Tony and his Ma would be impressed.

Chipolatas - very tasty, albeit small. Actual pork, not fucking chicken!

Hash Brown - they all taste the same. Crispy.

Bacon - the star of the show. Crispy rind but not dried out at all.

 

I'm saying this breakfast should not be injailnow - 9/10 minus 1 point for cost = 8/10.

 

Macchiato also good (4.20 Aud)

 

 

 

 

 

I have never bypassed a town more than I have Mandurah and this is vindication.

 

Check yourself for Crabs also mate. 

[Remmie]

This is something I have contemplated before and is a fun little experiment:

 

 

[Pidge]

"Ardja would pay £20 for that"

[lifetime fan]

On 22/01/2023 at 11:48, Chip Butty said:

Nordic Lounge, Ormskirk.

 

Their big veggie breakfast, it was well nice to be fair. £13.50p

 

 

 

Said before I know one of the part owners of The Lounges. Massive prick. 

[Carradona]

Croke Park Hotel, Dublin

 

Decent enough for a buffet breakfast, although had to order two poached eggs because the fried eggs had been sitting out too long.

 

Finished it off with a bacon and sausage toastie! 

[Chip Butty]

That egg is too geometrically round, to be real. 

[TheHowieLama]

The tea looks a little weak.

[Poor Scouser T]

1 sausage? Get to fuck.

[Bob]

Bit of a bad morning in ours. Talking to my girl this morning and she broke the bombshell that she’s an anti-beaner. 
 

she’s been such a genuine source of pride for me for the last 10 years or so, and yesterday she got a special mention from her coach on the football whatsapp for her performance in yesterdays match, but now, for the first time I know how it feels for those other parents whose kids aren’t perfect.

 

anyway, didn’t have sausage or black pudding in, so settled for this bit of breakkie.

[Carvalho Diablo]

7 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Bit of a bad morning in ours. Talking to my girl this morning and she broke the bombshell that she’s an anti-beaner. 
 

she’s been such a genuine source of pride for me for the last 10 years or so, and yesterday she got a special mention from her coach on the football whatsapp for her performance in yesterdays match, but now, for the first time I know how it feels for those other parents whose kids aren’t perfect.

 

anyway, didn’t have sausage or black pudding in, so settled for this bit of breakkie.

 

Now I love beans as much as the next guy, but beans with avocado???

[Mudface]

No sausage or black pudding in, but has avocado. Disgraceful.

[Fugitive]

You’re the one with beans and avocado on your plate and think she has let YOU down?

 

Your daughter is going to be a big success and hopefully leaves your bean eating arse behind.

[Captain Turdseye]

My kid would never go anti-bean. I wouldn’t allow it. 

[Remmie]

1 hour ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Bit of a bad morning in ours. Talking to my girl this morning and she broke the bombshell that she’s an anti-beaner. 
 

she’s been such a genuine source of pride for me for the last 10 years or so, and yesterday she got a special mention from her coach on the football whatsapp for her performance in yesterdays match, but now, for the first time I know how it feels for those other parents whose kids aren’t perfect.

 

anyway, didn’t have sausage or black pudding in, so settled for this bit of breakkie.

Scrambled eggs look good, shame you ruined yours by letting bin juice touch them

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

My kid would never go anti-bean. I wouldn’t allow it. 

[Fugitive]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

My kid would never go anti-bean. I wouldn’t allow it. 

 

[Bob]

2 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

 

Now I love beans as much as the next guy, but beans with avocado???

I had half an avocado in the fridge and wouldn’t be eating it elsewhere today, so chucked it on.

 

the avo and the beans did not meet, but the avo did very much meet its friends the tomato, the bacon and the toast.

[Fugitive]

Who the fuck has half an avocado just lying in the fridge?

 

The McCanns, Julia Hartley-Brewer, Rishi Sunak, Mumford & Sons…

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Bit of a bad morning in ours. Talking to my girl this morning and she broke the bombshell that she’s an anti-beaner. 
 

she’s been such a genuine source of pride for me for the last 10 years or so, and yesterday she got a special mention from her coach on the football whatsapp for her performance in yesterdays match, but now, for the first time I know how it feels for those other parents whose kids aren’t perfect.

 

anyway, didn’t have sausage or black pudding in, so settled for this bit of breakkie.

She knows the score. 

[lifetime fan]

1 hour ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

I had half an avocado in the fridge and wouldn’t be eating it elsewhere today, so chucked it on.

 

the avo and the beans did not meet, but the avo did very much meet its friends the tomato, the bacon and the toast.

Avo???

 

Thats a fucking neg in anyone’s book. 

[Gnasher]

Bloomberg economics. English breakfast, beans on an iceberg lettuce. Dear God.