What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[YorkshireRed]

3 hours ago, Gnasher said:

Bloomberg economics. English breakfast, beans on an iceberg lettuce. Dear God. 

 

Even a rabbit would tell that to fuck off. 

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, Gnasher said:

Bloomberg economics. English breakfast, beans on an iceberg lettuce. Dear God. 

 

No wonder countries go to war.

[Strontium]

On 12/02/2023 at 12:54, Fugitive said:

Who the fuck has half an avocado just lying in the fridge?

 

Someone who's already used the other half?

[TheHowieLama]

Is that a frankfurter?

[Curly]

On 22/01/2023 at 11:48, Chip Butty said:

Nordic Lounge, Ormskirk.

 

Their big veggie breakfast, it was well nice to be fair. £13.50p

 

 

That looks good, but I’d be unhappy if they chose to put the eggs on my toast, or did you ask them to? If so, shame on you.

[Curly]

6 hours ago, Gnasher said:

Bloomberg economics. English breakfast, beans on an iceberg lettuce. Dear God. 

 

Apart from the obvious, is that a fucking side plate??

[Chip Butty]

22 hours ago, Curly said:

That looks good, but I’d be unhappy if they chose to put the eggs on my toast, or did you ask them to? If so, shame on you.

They put it there. I did remove them and used the toast, as toast should be used for mopping up at the end and making a sausage and egg on toast.

 

Who has toast and uses a knife and fork to eat it? 

Them from the loony bin, that’s who. 

[Trumo]

Frankfurters and iceberg lettuce on a full English, in addition to beans. If these ever made the 5 top answers to a Family Fortunes survey about what a full English consists of, we really are in the shit.

[Curly]

1 hour ago, Chip Butty said:

They put it there. I did remove them and used the toast, as toast should be used for mopping up at the end and making a sausage and egg on toast.

 

Who has toast and uses a knife and fork to eat it? 

Them from the loony bin, that’s who. 

Well mate. Let me join with you in the ire against them. Who the fuck makes the decision to enforce egg on toast on someone within the remit of a cooked breakfast? It’s a violation, and a serious one at that. I think you should firstly take it to the cancel thread on here, and after that the ombudsman, and then the authorities.

 

I just want to discuss your point about knife and fork use - toast alone with a knife and fork is beyond the pale levels of perversion. Like the cunts who go at a burger with a knife and fork, or worse still, a McDonald’s. If you’re going that far to present a dignified front, God only knows what you’re burying away and well out of sight.

[cloggypop]

1 minute ago, Curly said:

Well mate. Let me join with you in the ire against them. Who the fuck makes the decision to enforce egg on toast on someone within the remit of a cooked breakfast? It’s a violation, and a serious one at that. I think you should firstly take it to the cancel thread on here, and after that the ombudsman, and then the authorities.

 

I just want to discuss your point about knife and fork use - toast alone with a knife and fork is beyond the pale levels of perversion. Like the cunts who go at a burger with a knife and fork, or worse still, a McDonald’s. If you’re going that far to present a dignified front, God only knows what you’re burying away and well out of sight.

 

How do you stand on M&Ms with a teaspoon? 

[Curly]

57 minutes ago, Trumo said:

Frankfurters and iceberg lettuce on a full English, in addition to beans. If these ever made the 5 top answers to a Family Fortunes survey about what a full English consists of, we really are in the shit.

Someone off here will end up being asked at some point and it’ll be the answer with 1 point next to it. Like Charlie on family feud on It’s Always Sunny 

[Curly]

6 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

 

How do you stand on M&Ms with a teaspoon? 

 

[Curly]

16 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

 

How do you stand on M&Ms with a teaspoon? 

Took me ages to work what you meant out then. “Was it a riddle, a joke or a literal question” Brent mused

[Bob]

Not sure this is strictly “the perfect” cooked breakfast…

 

 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Not sure this is strictly “the perfect” cooked breakfast…

 

 

 

If you'd doubled up on everything that would look bloody lovely that Bob. 

 

 

[Bob]

53 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

If you'd doubled up on everything that would look bloody lovely that Bob. 

 

 

Knew they reminded me of something. And I knew it wasn’t poached eggs.

[Stouffer]

I didn't make or eat this.

[Mudface]

1 hour ago, Stouffer said:

I didn't make or eat this.

On the basis you're still alive, I believe you.

[Remmie]

Pray for Mojo

[Carvalho Diablo]

Fugitive special.

 

[Guest]

On 19/02/2023 at 18:09, TheHowieLama said:

Is that a frankfurter?

No mention of the lettuce?

[Pete]

On 25/02/2023 at 21:14, Stouffer said:

I didn't make or eat this.

That needs cooking. 

[Pete]

27 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Fugitive special.

 

That needs binning

[Trumo]

On 23/02/2023 at 14:08, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Not sure this is strictly “the perfect” cooked breakfast…

 

 

 

Very sparse presentation with what looks like 2 day old leftovers plus a couple of bars of soap.

[Pidge]

Looks like Dove, so gets a bonus point for taking care of your skin.

 

-27/10