September Spiders

[RedKnight]

Big spiders are female, the little wimpy ones male.

 

Referring to biggies as male is misogynistic sexism that typifies broken-Britain and the failings of the Big Society.

 

The courts are too lenient with persistent offenders.

Longer prison sentences and the return of national service is the only solution.

 

Hey I like to think Monstro was a bloke. Same as I like to think the T-Rex is Jurassic Park was a fella too.

[Guest davelfc]

They've only come out to shag and you cunts are killing them.

 

I suppose if they're coming out to get 'fucked' then objective achieved. (Although I doubt a size 11.5 trainer was in their mind until of course it actually was)

[Edward.]

Probably the last thing that past through their mind.

[Anubis]

I am man. Watch me hunt. Something hundreds of times smaller than me.

 

Arachnaphobic swines. The Arachnid Liberation Front will hear of this.

[Lee909]

[Anubis]

 

A Squarantula? That'll blow Simon's mind. If it had a bit of pheasant in there as well, it would be the sum of all his fears.

[Pony Princess]

 

aw what a cute little OH FUCKING HELL.

 

imagine how many acorns that little guy can nibble versus the standard 2 front 2 back (4x4) squirrel

[Acid]

I was getting dressed this morning, took my tshirt off the hanger and as I put it on I felt a bit of stringy cotton whatever on my arm, brushed it off and watched it drop, then when it landed it started running across the floor. Proper shit me up.

 

No worries though, threw a book at it, then lobbed its mangled body out the window.

[Pidge]

I'm at peace with the arachnids. As long as they announce their presence in good time that is, the creepy little fucker hiding in the washing pile or on the curtain in the morning will not be tolerated. Same goes for the freaks that decide to take up residence on the coving so they can watch me sleep. That shit is definitely not going to fly. They never learn.

 

In other words, I am rational enough to understand that they are beneficial creatures for a household, but I'm a skitzy and paranoid little bastard when something makes me jump.

[Paulie Dangerously]

There was one in my Kitchenette sink this morning. It was rapidly introduced to the plug hole via a water stream.

[Welsh]

I have a spider repellent, spent about £35 on it.

 

I just saw 2 fucking spiders in my room, I feel like crying.....Horrible fuckers.

 

A conclusion to my expensive purchase 1 year on... Spider repellent plugs do not work.

 

Don't be a mug like me and waste money on a plug with fancy, flashing lights.

[Anny Road]

There was one in my Kitchenette sink this morning. It was rapidly introduced to the plug hole via a water stream.

 

WTF is a kitchenette? Do you live in a VW camper-van?

[Paulie Dangerously]

WTF is a kitchenette? Do you live in a VW camper-van?

 

It's a small kitchen on the 3rd floor of my house containing a sink, a fridge, a kettle and a microwave (and a spider). Saves me going down loads of stairs to get a cup of tea in bed.

[silverlining]

It's a small kitchen on the 3rd floor of my house containing a sink, a fridge, a kettle and a microwave (and a spider). Saves me going down loads of stairs to get a cup of tea in bed.

 

Wow, I have two bathrooms, but some people have MORE THAN ONE KITCHEN

[Uncle_Meat]

Dozens of the buggers around here. My car is covered with webs, my motorbike is almost in it's own coccon, and the cat is going apeshit trying to catch them all to eat.

 

Good times.

[silverlining]

Imagine having an upstairs kitchen, just so you can make tea to drink in bed.

[dave u]

Saw a huge one above the bathroom door two nights ago. Shit myself, took me completely by surprise how big it was. Got my flip flop from the bedroom and splatted it. I always feel bad killing anything other than wasps, but it was him or me and sometimes you do bad things when gripped by fear.

[silverlining]

The mild winter (and some other reasons I can't remember) means that there are more spiders than ever around the UK, and they're bigger too.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Imagine having an upstairs kitchen, just so you can make tea to drink in bed.

 

It's a dream silvey, a dream. If I get my microwave bacon crisper involved I can add a bacon buttie to the equation. It's the only reason I moved in.

[silverlining]

It's a dream silvey, a dream. If I get my microwave bacon crisper I can add a bacon buttie to the equation. It's the only reason I moved in.

 

Well, I will certainly have to bear it in mind when I next move. It will be my new deal-breaker.

 

"Yes, yes, it's very lovely, but does it have an upstairs kitchen? You know, for when the downstairs one seems just so ....far away?"

[Paulie Dangerously]

Well, I will certainly have to bear it in mind when I next move. It will be my new deal-breaker.

 

"Yes, yes, it's very lovely, but does it have an upstairs kitchen? You know, for when the downstairs one seems just so ....far away?"

 

If it doesn't you could probably push for a reduction and/or a Teasmaid

[Pony Princess]

Bit annoyed at the moment as an orb weaver keeps making a massive web from one corner to another of my yard. Had my sunglasses on this morning and walked face first into it when i was putting the motorbike out.

 

They are everywhere right now. I can deal with spiders usually but not when I walk face-first into their webs.

[redsoxs]

Its the dragon flies that do my head in....

 

[Anubis]

Awwww. Look at the 'ickle babies.

 

 

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[Lee909]

I want to know why he didnt kill the bastards,i fucking hate the things.