The latest London drama...

[melons]

look if you don't like the place simple ........ fuck off eleswhere.

 

 

ooooo keep your hair on....

[Big Ig]

You couldn't drag me to London for any wage, too big, too expensive and too full of arseholes.

 

Are there any English people in London? Serious question? There must be more Americans and Australians there than cockneys.

 

And Saud Effricens.

 

I liked the mishmash of cultures part of it, apart from the WASP aussies that flocked there in their gazillions; the non-1st world-derived people were mostly the friendliest people there... apart from a lot of the Nigerian 'dodgy taxi' drivers, who were almost to a man, twats.

[Karl_b]

I hate people that don't know that you're supposed to stick to the right hand side of escalators and stairs.

 

Grrr.

[Spy Bee]

It's the shallow self absorbed ants that would do my head in.

 

The "I'm very career minded" crowd. The "I do Yoga twice a week and then take cocaine all weekend" crowd would also annoy me.

[Karl_b]

I think I'll end up there at some point in my career, possibly on my return from foreign shoals. I'll give it a go and if it's not for me then ah well, no big deal.

[RedinSweden]

I have a strong feeling London would irritate the living fuck out of me.

[bigredruss]

finally that shit hole smells like it is shit. get over it

[melons]

I hate people that don't know that you're supposed to stick to the right hand side of escalators and stairs.

 

Grrr.

 

 

and people from OOT are supposed to know that how???

[RedKnight]

There are signs to tell you.

[melons]

There are signs to tell you.

 

really? shit missed them...

 

make them bigger!!!

[cochyn]

London. Sucks the life out of meeee.

And the money from my pocket.

 

Maybe, but grub's cheap and there's plenty of Sam Smith's pubs in plum locales. £1.90 for a pint? Easer. Karl, don't do it - unless you really want to be a RIBAwanker.

[RedKnight]

really? shit missed them...

 

make them bigger!!!

 

Or just pay attention but you don't strike me as the type that has a long attention span.

[melons]

fuck,what was the topic again..............

[RedKnight]

We were talking about what a dick you are.

[RedKnight]

You're a bloke, right?

[Stouffer]

Aren't you getting a farm one day Chris?

 

Chris' Farm.

 

Sweet.

[Rashid]

According to the free 'londonpaper' on the way home tonight was a mystery smell that floated over the channel and turned out to be cow manure, that had the city in an uproar.

 

Well fuck me! London cunts in ignorant bastard, never smelt cowshit scandal! What a fucking nightmare for them all! Apparently they could smell it when they came out of their front door! *shocked face*

 

What a bunch of absolute self-absorbed arrogant cunts londonders are? They think the entire world revolves around their entire city which in essence is a nasty grey mass of shit of self importance. Fuck them.

 

London is the best city in England mate and those Northerners who come to it and have a go at the "mess" obviously forget what their home towns look like. I had this lad having a go a few weeks back, he was from Manchester. I asked the cunt if he had been to Moss Side or Salford... fuck me the likes of Bury etc are worse than shitholes.

 

London is busy, it houses 14 million people, and has some areas which are rough but overall it's fucking ace and the nicer areas are fucking amazing.

[RedKnight]

Rashid, I reckon you're one of the people Chris is talking about. Just saying like.

 

 

And don't be sassing the North of England either.

[Guest TK-421]

What the hey, London is fine. It's a bit of a head fuck at times but the people who come here are here of their own free will.

[Chris]

London is the best city in England mate and those Northerners who come to it and have a go at the "mess" obviously forget what their home towns look like. I had this lad having a go a few weeks back, he was from Manchester. I asked the cunt if he had been to Moss Side or Salford... fuck me the likes of Bury etc are worse than shitholes.

 

London is busy, it houses 14 million people, and has some areas which are rough but overall it's fucking ace and the nicer areas are fucking amazing.

 

I'm not your mate.

[Section_31]

"He's a cheeky cockney conman."

[Chris]

Aren't you getting a farm one day Chris?

 

Chris' Farm.

 

Sweet.

 

My farm is going to be fucking sweet and stink to high heaven of cow shit. Thank the lord for cow shit!

[Thants]

Like the american 'race' is much more exciting. A bit silly all this.

[Chris]

Like the american 'race' is much more exciting. A bit silly all this.

 

What the fuck has that got to do with anything?

[Thants]

What the fuck has that got to do with anything?

 

Well you big up the excitement of 2 or 3 american fairly bland candidates and dis the London 2 very bland candidates. That's why I mentioned it.

I probably shoudnt have seeing as we're proned to (relatively dull) fireworks. But hey I'm drunk.