Misheard Lyrics

[mht1892]

Destiny's Child - rathergood.com

 

quality.

[Seanleonardart]

This conversation was had on a radio station over her in ireland and the best one was

 

Brian Adams song summer of 69.....first line

 

"I got my first real six-string"

Became

"I got my first real sex dream"

 

Sing it everytime i hear that song now.

 

Ive always been convinced and sang with confidence to Cotton Eyed joe

 

"be da en be da Cotton eyed joe"

 

only recentley found out its

 

"If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe "

 

 

now you know

[RedinSweden]

Just heard my three sproggs all singing Queen Killer Queen together and they were singing "She's a killer queen, shot by the japanese"

[Juniper]

The Mrs thought that part in Kasabian's 'Vlad the impaler' which goes "Get Loose, Get Loose" was "Get a Goose, Get a Goose".

 

Still makes me chuckle to this day when I remember her sat there in confusion listening to it.

[Carvalho Diablo]

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About as PC as local shop keeper with a race hate nark on, but a mate recently asked if this was called : "N*gger in the bathroom".

 

Twonk

[odris]

More like I change one word in the song to make it amazing.

 

I substitute the word "heart" for "ass" and it works!

 

The Wanted - Heart Vacancy

 

I hear your ass cry for love,

But you won't let me make it right.

You were hurt, but I decided,

That you were worth the fight.

Every night, you lock up,

You won't let me come inside.

But the look in your eyes,

As I can turn the tide.

 

In your ass, in your ass, in your ass,

I can tell you can fit one more.

In your ass, in your ass, in your ass,

I don't care who was there before.

 

I hear your ass call for love,

Then you act like there's no room.

Room for me, or anyone,

"Don't disturb" is all I see.

Close the door, turn the key,

On everything that we could be.

If loneliness would move out,

I'd fill the vacancy.

In your ass, in your ass, in your ass,

In your ass, in your ass, in your ass.

 

This ain't the Assbreak Hotel,

Even though I know it well.

Those no shows, they sure tell,

In the way you hold yourself.

Don't you fret, should you get,

Another cancellation.

Give me a chance I'd make a Permanent reservation.

 

In your ass, in your ass, in your ass,

I can tell you can fit one more.

Open up make a brand new start,

I don't care who's stayed before.

 

I hear your ass call for love,

Then you act like there's no room.

Room for me, or anyone,

"Don't disturb" is all I see.

Close the door, turn the key,

On everything that we could be.

If loneliness would move out,

I'd fill the vacancy.

In your ass, in your ass, in your ass,

In your ass, in your ass, in your ass.

 

When I, talk to you, on the phone,

Listen close.

 

I hear your ass call for love,

Then you act like there's no room.

Room for me, or anyone,

"Don't disturb" is all I see.

Close the door, turn the key,

On everything that we could be.

If loneliness would move out,

I'd fill the vacancy.

In your ass, in your ass, in your ass,

In your ass, in your ass, in your ass.

 

YouTube the song, it has me in tears every time the shit song is on.

[Jose Jones]

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TUNE!

 

I always used to think it was

"You're going to read just watch your soul"

 

in Perfect Day by Lou Reed.

[Total Longo]

'Every time you go away you take a piece of MEAT with you'

 

Paul Young

 

Reminds me of this, at 4.38 Bono definitely says "who's gonna take the plates of meat?" - and i can finally answer that question for him. It's Adam Clayton's mum.

 

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[Kurt]

Pearl Jams guitarist Mike McCready grew up a big Kiss fan thinking they sang...

 

I wanna Rock N Roll all night and part of every day!

[DT]

"Soy un perdador, I'm a loser baby" has got to be one of the most misheard lyrics of all time.

 

Also, growing up, BeeGees' Stayin' Alive sounded a lot like the ferry company "Stena Line" which operated the Norway/Denmark route.

[Juniper]

Not really misheard lyrics, more wishful thinking of Chery Coles new song (which I don't mind)

 

Promise this

If I die before I wake

Promise this

Take the time to say your grace

On your knees you pray for me

Promise this

Be the last to kiss my nips

 

(Makes me chuckle each time, simple pleasures.......)

[acks]

This one famously caused a bit of bother;

 

The Kingsmen - Louie Louie

 

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Famous Misheard Lyrics

 

Louie, Louie, grab her way down low.

Louie, Louie, grab her way down low.

A fine little bitch, she waits for me;

she gets her kicks on top of me.

Each night I take her out all alone;

she ain't the kind I lay at home

Each night at ten, I lay her again;

I fuck my girl all kinds of ways.

And on that chair, I lay her there;

I felt my boner in her hair.

If she's got a rag on, I'll move above;

It won't be long, she'll slip it off.

I'll take her in my arms again;

tell her I'd rather lay her again.

[Trumo]

Not really misheard lyrics, more wishful thinking of Chery Coles new song (which I don't mind)

 

Promise this

If I die before I wake

Promise this

Take the time to say your grace

On your knees you pray for me

Promise this

Be the last to kiss my nips

 

(Makes me chuckle each time, simple pleasures.......)

 

Girl at work added to that with

 

#All a-wet there wet there

All-a wet there wet there

All-a wet there wet there

Lick me there

Lick me there#

[BatChainPuller]

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'Wake up in the morning baked beans for breakfast

 

...oh me ears are alight'

[BatChainPuller]

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' a young girl with eyes like potatoes'

[Trumo]

Bruno Mars "Grenade"

 

#I'd catch a grenade for ya

Throw my hand on a blade for ya

I'd jump in front of a train for ya

You know I'd do anything for ya

 

I would go through all this pain

Get busted for possessing cocaine

Yes, I would die for you, baby

But you won't do the same#

 

Bruno Mars dodges jail with guilty plea on felony drug case | AHN

[WrongIslander]

Shakira - Whereever, Whenever

 

Lucky for my mother's foreign mantra that there's not a fraggle never existance.

 

To be fair most of my brain function is taken up by the video with that one.

[Jose Jones]

Who's that Derek character that Karen O from the Yeah Yeah Yeah is so pleased to see?

"It's Derek!"

[Mike D]

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[Pony Princess]

She's got a chicken to ride,

She's got a chicken to rih-rih-hide,

She's got a chicken to ride,

And she don't care..

Mahh baby donkey,

Mah baby donkey

[Captain Turdseye]

There was a dance song years ago, can't remember what it was called. The lyrics were something like 'its gotta be big, its gotta be big' said really fast.

 

As a kid I always thought it was 'scabby dick, scabby dick'

[Trumo]

There was a dance song years ago, can't remember what it was called. The lyrics were something like 'its gotta be big, its gotta be big' said really fast.

 

As a kid I always thought it was 'scabby dick, scabby dick'

 

"Professional Widow (Van Helden Mix)" by Tori Amos.

 

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[VladimirIlyich]

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' a young girl with eyes like potatoes'

 

'I fell in love with some Dago'

[Stouffer]

"A death row hard-on, a minute too late."

 

Ironic, Alanis Morissette

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

That's why im cheesy,

I'm cheesy knob in the morning.