You know you've been riding the forum too long when...

[Champ]

...when a friend texts you and your first thought is 'Cheeky cunt' !

[Reacher]

I ask my girlfriend if she fancies a bumming

 

Tlw inspired

 

Quality, not just me then.

[Trumo]

...you look for opportunities to add a contribution to the 'Lying Down Game' thread. I took such an opportunity on holiday and will add to said thread in the next few days.

[Liverpool lad]

 

Quality, not just me then.

 

My girlfriend isn't from Liverpool so I like to sing about her loving the Scouse cock

[lifetime fan]

Whenever you see a Bollywood film you think of Cecil.

[Liverpool lad]

You want me.to post it?

[lifetime fan]

You want me.to post it?

 

 

Of course.

[Stouffer]

When you got the Barrymore pic as your desktop wallpaper.

[Jairzinho]

You see a nice looking lass and are half tempted to ask her if she'd let you snort a line of her shit, or smoke her pubes.

[Captain Turdseye]

Your bird is familiar with the term 'Shithouse dog AIDS'

[Unrighteous]

Someone said something about AIDS and I said, "Good AIDS, Bad AIDS, or Shithouse AIDS?"

[Stouffer]

I've been using the word monkeyarse as a term of endearment recently.

[Champ]

When I went to text my brother 'Think I've Ris'd up here'

[RJ Fan club]

I've been using the word monkeyarse as a term of endearment recently.

 

Awesome.

[Champ]

When you lend your friend your phone and one of the predictive options comes up as shitfest! They all thought my eldest had been at my phone

[Rico1304]

When you are at a works conference bored, they start talking about Time of Use tariffs and you think 'I'll tell Champ about this, she'll be interested'

[Remmie]

When your bird has spoken to to celeryBADboy on the phone and is following him on Twitter.

You're taking serious risks there mate, what if he has just eaten some celery and is feeling particularly virile?

[Champ]

When you are at a works conference bored, they start talking about Time of Use tariffs and you think 'I'll tell Champ about this, she'll be interested'

Aw, how kind! (or were you just browsing surreptitiously and mine was the last post? Its the thought that counts :whistle:)

[Liverpool lad]

I refer to sex as 'getting my rape on', the GF has distorted my understanding of social etiquette.

[Champ]

I refer to sex as 'getting my rape on', the GF has distorted my understanding of social etiquette.

 

See my earlier 'shitfest' reference. It never occurred to my friends that it would have been me that typed that word! Oh, my double life :whistle:

[Rico1304]

Aw, how kind! (or were you just browsing surreptitiously and mine was the last post? Its the thought that counts :whistle:)

 

Not at all, I think you were the only person not bored to tears on the gas/elec switching thread.

 

For info, one of the tariff ideas being considered is free electricity on a Saturday. Simple, easy to understand and to sell.

[Champ]

Not at all, I think you were the only person not bored to tears on the gas/elec switching thread.

 

For info, one of the tariff ideas being considered is free electricity on a Saturday. Simple, easy to understand and to sell.

Work me out a comparison between what I'm paying now with First Utility and I'm yours!

Seems to me every time I do a switch after trying to work out a comparison that will save me money it ends up costing me more!

 

And yeah I was interested in your previous comments about time of day usage because I thought that only applied to people with Economy 7...if that even still exists

[Spy Bee]

For info, one of the tariff ideas being considered is free electricity on a Saturday. Simple, easy to understand and to sell.

 

I'd heat my house to fucking boiling with electric radiators and then not turn my heating on for the week.

[Captain Turdseye]

You're taking serious risks there mate, what if he has just eaten some celery and is feeling particularly virile?

 

And now he's moved to the South-East, only months after I did the same. It's alright though, I'm filling my bird full of Chinese food, that'll put Simon right off.

[Kevin D]

Just watching some Modern Family and Phil referred to jeans he has, which can be zipped up into shorts. Shants, he called them...