Who are ya

[Unrighteous]

You horrible man. Just for that you're last in line to bum me.

 

Wouldn't you be a bit too tired, and possibly too sore, by then??

[dirty_sanchez]

Name: Phil

Age: 26 3/4

Occupation: Professional (ish) computer geek and part time motorbike racer

Living in: Chelmsford (Family from Warrington)

Loving: Rasberry and banana smoothies, Salma Hayek's rack.

Hating: The cold kicking in.

Currently reading: The Liverpool Way

Chrismas wish list: A Wii and a soapy titwank off Myleene Klass

 

Wow, pretty much all that has changed is that I don't want a Wii and I'm older.

 

Still haven't had that soapy titwank.

[Thants]

Nearly 3 years ago, blimey. Not much has changed.

 

[hermes]You're a slow reader.[/hermes]

[JohnnyH]

Ok then;

 

 

Name - Johnny

 

Age - 36

 

Occupation - General Manager (Airline)

 

Hailing From - Dublin, Ireland

 

Living in - Dublin, Ireland currently, but has changed quite a bit over the last few years.

 

Loving - How much "fun" the new girl I'm seeing is. Selling that bloody apartment in Glasgow. How good my car is driving after its service. Fives on a Sunday evening.

 

Hating - People who wear hats/caps indoors. People who wont walk on travelators. My VISA card bill. Beetroot.

 

Currently Reading - John Hume Bio

 

Xmas Wish List - NOT socks. NOT slippers. NOT tie. A new xbox would be nice.

[Chocoholic]

Loving - How much "fun" the new girl I'm seeing is.

 

Bumming ahoy!

[diamondjoe]

NAME- Joe

AGE-34

OCCUPATION-Inflicting dental phobias on the general public.

HAILING FROM-Omagh

LIVING IN- Enniskillen

LOVING-My shitty drumkit, crackers with cheese and mustard, Tom Waits,Warsteiner, Voltarol.

HATING-People at cash machines who get money out after pissing about for ages then stick the fucking card back in to get a statement, and marzipan.

CURRENTLY READING- Shake hands with the devil

CHRISTMAS WISH LIST- Gibson SG( no chance), drum silencers more likely.

[RedinSweden]

You horrible man. Just for that you're last in line to bum me.

 

We keep hearing about this list, but it has never been published.

[The Special One]

Wouldn't you be a bit too tired, and possibly too sore, by then??

 

This is bumming. Not you bench pressing 25 lbs.

 

We keep hearing about this list, but it has never been published.

 

You'll see it when it's your turn.

[Section_31]

NAME- Joe

AGE-34

OCCUPATION-Inflicting dental phobias on the general public.

HAILING FROM-Omagh

LIVING IN- Enniskillen

LOVING-My shitty drumkit, crackers with cheese and mustard, Tom Waits,Warsteiner, Voltarol.

HATING-People at cash machines who get money out after pissing about for ages then stick the fucking card back in to get a statement, and marzipan.

CURRENTLY READING- Shake hands with the devil

CHRISTMAS WISH LIST- Gibson SG( no chance), drum silencers more likely.

 

Seems as good a time as any.

 

[YOUTUBE]QLnKUiybiFo[/YOUTUBE]

[Chocoholic]

Hey Joe, where ya goin' with that drill in your hand?

[old skool tom]

if this thread was called "who the fucking hell are you?" id take part but "who are ya?" is to gayish/southern!

[Ezekiel 25:17]

if this thread was called "who the fucking hell are you?" id take part but "who are ya?" is to gayish/southern!

 

Gutted.

[Anubis]

Gutted.

 

Yes, we're really missing out.

[Thants]

This thread needs Windass

[El Rojo]

This thread needs Windass

 

:thumbdown

[Thants]

:thumbdown

 

:wow::yes::yes:

[Chinandeler Bong]

Name - Richard/Dicky

Age - 30

Occupation - Student

Hailing From - Margate, Kent

Living in - Cardiff

Loving - Coming home after getting caught in the rain

Hating - Facebook status updating

Currently Reading - Tim Wall - Studying Popular Music Culture

Xmas Wish List - No more than 8 points behind the league leaders

[TE-23]

Name - Toby

Age - 29

Occupation - Solicitor

Hailing From - A pretty little seaside town on the North Wales coast...

Living in - Manchester

Loving - Having my own flat, Karl Pilkington, NZ Pinot Noir

Hating - The general public

Currently Reading - Jenkins on Churchill

Xmas Wish List - Snow boarding gear

[rb14]

Name - Toby

Age - 29

Occupation - Solicitor

Hailing From - A pretty little seaside town on the North Wales coast...

Living in - Manchester

Loving - Having my own flat, Karl Pilkington, NZ Pinot Noir

Hating - The general public

Currently Reading - Jenkins on Churchill

Xmas Wish List - Snow boarding gear

I don't know where to start. Signed, sealed and delivered.

[TE-23]

I don't know where to start. Signed, sealed and delivered.

 

Sometimes this shit just writes itself doesn't it!

[melons]

Started reading this again from the beginning earlier, between distractions i got up to page 19.

 

You all really are rather brilliant.

 

anyway, bumping for the new people and so it's easy for me to finish reading tomorrow.

 

 

G'night. x

[Thants]

Old Skool Tom.

I don't miss him.

[Wor Horse]

Not seen this thread before:

 

NAME- James

AGE-19

OCCUPATION- Nothing yet. Doing Knowledge to be a London cabby though.

HAILING FROM-Scotty.

LIVING IN- East London

LOVING- Summer.

HATING- Having no money.

CURRENTLY READING- DJing for Dummies.

CHRISTMAS WISH LIST- This

 

HIYA!

[Nunavut Patrick]

name: Glen

age: 38

occupation: jail guard, supply teacher

hailing from: born Ottawa, Canada grew up in Croydon/The Hague

living in: Nunavut, Canadian Arctic

loving: satelite tv, xmas break in 4 days, caribou 1.5 km from town

hating: frozen fuel lines on snow machine, alcohol ban in town next week for 3 weeks, corn from the cob stuck between my molars

currently reading: TLW #55, Prisoners of the North by Pierre Berton and a Michael Connely crime novel

christmas wish list: peace, love and understanding

at this moment i really should be: writing my sister a letter

 

42

Unemployed

Seperated

Snow machine sold

 

 

Shit, I'm starting to slide into oblivion.

[Remmie]

Name: Zebedee Fucking Kavanagh-Grover

Age: 29 bastard years

Occupation: Sex Pirate, Ass model, Cheese enthusiast and stunt cock to the stars

Hailing from: the clouds HAHAHAHAHA. Oh.

Living in: my own filth and sex.

Loving: Dressing as a clown/gorilla/fireman, cheese, spanking, Glasto and by next week Latitude, spending mancash, throwin' elbows, flippin' mopes, sculpting my guns, bargains, NP's prose, Vic and most definitely Bob, time off, not having aids, going honey mostering and toast with marmite on it.

Hating: Bad timing, mayonnaise on chips, fringes, haircut 4000 wankers, not getting the satisfaction I demand, rain at festival (possibly), Chong but not Cheech, being too busy

Currently reading: some shit on the internet.

Christmas wish list: The moon on a stick.

At this moment I should really be: the god of hell fire