Words or Phrases that get on Your T*ts

[ZonkoVille77]

I share your hate.

 

Perhaps together we could get all of the bulbous monstrosity out, if we went at it for a week or two.

It's a deal. We could kidnap him and pay Nightcat rant him to death.

 

There honestly isn't a bigger idiot on TV anywhere in the world. Depressing.

[VladimirIlyich]

There's nothing wrong with lush as long as it's used correctly.

Yes,as in 'Your lawn is looking lush since you put the grass food on it' etc.

[General Dryness]

I actually hate him and pray for the day someone pulls his tongue out with a pliers

 

He deserves to die howwibly howwibly simply for his use of the word "pukka".

[razor]

Yes,as in 'Your lawn is looking lush since you put the grass food on it' etc.

 

Or, "That late-80s 4AD release De-luxe by Lush was excellent.  And wasn't the bassist sexy?"

[lifetime fan]

You ask someone the date and they come back with; it's the 19th...all day.

 

Oh fuck off you unfunny cunt.

[Teflon Don]

I'm increasingly irked by the use of "keeping you across" on radio and TV when they actually mean 'we will keep you updated'.

[VladimirIlyich]

I'm increasingly irked by the use of "keeping you across" on radio and TV when they actually mean 'we will keep you updated'.

Never heard this expression at all.

[Dr Nowt]

He does have an oversized Down Syndrome tongue.

 

Sure does.  I had an allergic reaction to something a few weeks ago and had to go to hospital with a giant purple face like Thomas the Tank Engine snorting poppers and a fetching rash.  When the A&E doctor asked me for any other symptoms, "Jamie Oliver's tongue" required absolutely no further clarification for anyone present, receiving serious nods all around the room.

[Bjornebye]

Not had it in a while but when people ask "have you got the right time?" Nah mate its half 3 in my world but i think im miles off

[Dr Nowt]

You ask someone the date and they come back with; it's the 19th...all day.

 

Oh fuck off you unfunny cunt.

 

Worked with a woman the other year who not only used to do that one, but if someone said "Right...." as a precursor to doing or saying anything, would without fail say "Left" with a big smug shit-eating grin.

 

Essentially well-meaning human being, but the social skills and wit of a fucking microwave.

[Harry Squatter]

When politicians use the phrase "Sabre rattling". I always think of Darth Maul shaking a light sabre at someone.

[Champ]

Sorry, firemarshall, you just reminded me of another. When people start sentences with 'myself', as in, myself and my colleague/friend...

[stringvest]

Outwith

[Champ]

Outwith

 

Really? I think I say that quite a lot

[Megadrive Man]

'Bugbears'

 

i have heard this quite a lot on tv recently. It seems to be the new 'in' word. It's not just the use of the word it's the irony that fucks me off too!

[Bob]

This one has gone off the boil lately, but a year or so ago you couldn't move for it , especially in f*****ll parlance;

 

Bang average.

 

I don't know where it came from, thankfully it has gone, but what the tuck does it mean.

[Bjornebye]

Its definitely work that brings out the most hateful cunting sayings.

 

"See you on the other side" on a friday afternoon.

 

Same cunts who no doubt say "see you next year" when they finish for xmas

[Harry Squatter]

Its definitely work that brings out the most hateful cunting sayings.

 

"See you on the other side" on a friday afternoon.

 

Same cunts who no doubt say "see you next year" when they finish for xmas

You should just say "see you Bommy night"

[Bjornebye]

You should just say "see you Bommy night"

I tried explaining mizzy night to one southern twat once. Called all northerners thugs. I bottled him for slander.

[dickie mint]

No one's bigger than the club - if I got a pound for every time I hear this shite I'd be loaded.

[VladimirIlyich]

Its definitely work that brings out the most hateful cunting sayings.

 

"See you on the other side" on a friday afternoon.

 

Same cunts who no doubt say "see you next year" when they finish for xmas

They believe in the afterlife?

[stringvest]

I blame American TV.  An awful lot of shite is picked up from there.  Just like the Aussie tonal inflections from Neighbours and Home and Away.  It's the sign of a weak mind and an unconscious desire to be scorned.  

[Harry Squatter]

I tried explaining mizzy night to one southern twat once. Called all northerners thugs. I bottled him for slander.

It was muzzy month a few years ago in London wasn't it?

[Harry Squatter]

Mizzy

[KMD7]

I blame American TV.  An awful lot of shite is picked up from there.  Just like the Aussie tonal inflections from Neighbours and Home and Away.  It's the sign of a weak mind and an unconscious desire to be scorned.  

 

And the use of 'Sarnie' for sandwich as well I believe.