Words or Phrases that get on Your T*ts

[VladimirIlyich]

A few words or phrases that get on my thri'pennies.

 

Lush- This word describes a 1970's Porn actress' pubic hair not something that is great or ace.

 

Fabulous- Used by hysterical interior designers, insincere tv presenters and generally gigantic mincers who are most likely despised by the average gay person.

 

Wicked- This does not mean great or ace,like lush,it means the bogey man,Michael Mayers or a Tory led government that dreams of killing as many of the most vulnerable it can. 

 

It also should never be used by anybody over 10 years of age without anticipating some form of brain injury from a sporting implement such as a cricket bat.

 

I am sure I can think of more later.

[Fugitive]

Sick - used by twats who think they are cockney rappers to describe something good. Those cunts make me sick in the literal sense.

[Jairzinho]

Let me go ahead and get that for you.

 

Fair comment.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Lid or lad. Fuck you.

[Teflon Don]

The only acceptable word that can follow 'Can I get a....' is witness.

[VladimirIlyich]

Lid or lad. Fuck you.

I will give you lid but not lad.

 

It's become used by twats but is still used by those of us with male offspring in the way it was originally intended. Also I often use the words 'soft lad' when males do silly things.

[razor]

"Future-proof".

 

As in, "Will this software upgrade future-proof us?"

 

A little bit of me dies each time I hear it.

 

If any person who actually used the phrase thought about it for just a moment, they'd see that it doesn't actually make any sense.  And stop using it.

 

I also really hate the word "awesome".

[Rico1304]

Badgers and mushes - loads of lads at cricket refer to each other as badger and mushes, it fucking drives me mental!!!

 

Alright mush, how've you been badger? Cunt off you cunt.

[Rico1304]

Oh oh oh I've got another....going forward. Unless you are Dr Who we don't have a fucking option!

[RJ Fan club]

"Can I get.."

 

No you fucking can't.

 

Particularly in coffee shops, "can I get a double shot vanilla caramel latte cappuccino?". No you bellend, he or she will be getting it for you. That's what you're paying for and the point of ordering/asking? Do you know the point of the transaction you requested or how it would play out if they let you carry out your request?

 

I doubt they will give you a discount for going behind the counter either, not that you could fit around the other side you pseudo American fat bitch.

 

However, "can I have or may I have..." is fine, obviously

[razor]

I will give you lid but not lad.

 

It's become used by twats but is still used by those of us with male offspring in the way it was originally intended. Also I often use the words 'soft lad' when males do silly things.

 

My boy is "soft lad" and always will be.  Like I was.  Unless it was soft ollies.

[RJ Fan club]

The only acceptable word that can follow 'Can I get a....' is witness.

I see in the time it took me to type my post out Teflon Don was on it.

 

Good LAD

[VladimirIlyich]

My boy is "soft lad" and always will be.  Like I was.  Unless it was soft ollies.

Both are perfectly acceptable.

 

Good shout with awesome though. Usually used by an extremely insincere American.

[ZonkoVille77]

These Americanisms that are flying out of cunts these days.

 

Totes - no need to explain

Amazeballs - see above. When used together it's a sure sign a cunt is around.

Awesome - admittedly it's a word but the American use of it is a no no

Dude - when used in the sense of 'what the fuck you playing at'. Pricks

Kudos - a word used in office environments by cunts

[ZonkoVille77]

"Future-proof".

 

As in, "Will this software upgrade future-proof us?"

 

A little bit of me dies each time I hear it.

 

If any person who actually used the phrase thought about it for just a moment, they'd see that it doesn't actually make any sense. And stop using it.

 

I also really hate the word "awesome".

Beat me to it.

Too slow typing..

[setreal]

These Americanisms that are flying out of cunts these days.

 

Totes - no need to explain

Amazeballs - see above. When used together it's a sure sign a cunt is around.

Awesome - admittedly it's a word but the American use of it is a no no

Dude - when used in the sense of 'what the fuck you playing at'. Pricks

Kudos - a word used in office environments by cunts

 

Whatevs

[VladimirIlyich]

Whatevs

Are people so fuckin lazy that they've abbreviated whatever?

 

Strewth.

[Harry Squatter]

War Chest

[General Dryness]

When people say "Well I'm very sorry but..." usually said in a bolshy way i.e. "The boss wants us to work late, well I'm very sorry but I can't do it."

 

You're just being sarky, you're not sorry at all, so don't fucking say it.

[Guest LFD]

Literally...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Literally!

[Trumo]

'Should of', 'could of' and 'would of'.

[setreal]

YOLO!

[dickie mint]

AIRY - the word all these cunts use on these property shows when they walk in a house.

[Champ]

'Grow' as in grow a business. Awful expression

 

'Speak with'. What's wrong with speak to?

 

Mr Champ sometimes ends phone calls with 'Take it easy.' Eh?

[FanchesterCity]

From the footballing world:

 

Expectancy - it's expectation to me.

Ascendency - it's on top to me

'Probably hit it too well' - he didn't hit it well enough

'He's capable of that' - because 10 million have just witnessed him do it

'He's got that in his locker' - see above

'You'll not see a better strike than that all season' - this is the 14th time that phrase has been used this season. So I think I probably will..

'Most definitely' - Stick to football lad, and leave interviews to someone who can speak England (sic)

'Yeah, no' - Two words into the interview and you've just re-affirmed the above.