Words or Phrases that get on Your T*ts

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

For some strange reason ‘in quiet reflection’ is doing my head in at the moment 

[Tony Moanero]

“Tags popped, new trainers on foot”

 

”Absolute bangers, mate”

“Best pair this month”

 

 

 

 

 

[Special K]

Referring to anything (normally about the unmentionable) as 'elite'.

[dockers_strike]

'Absolutely'! Worked on a project with a load of women on what is now called the DWP and any time they agreed with anyone, they'd go, 'Absolutely!'

[Bjornebye]

When a tory gets asked a question and they respond with "It's important to recognise" or "what I will say..." no you'll answer the question you shape shifting cunt 

 

Gove and Patel are the best at this. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

"Living my best life"

 

Can't wait until your best death cunt

[KMD7]

"Having a mad night with This One.."

 

 

Just fucking die.

[Bjornebye]

"Fresh sundays"

 

Aah you weren't out last night sniffing beak off dick because you had to mind your own kids then.... 

[Carradona]

Any words that come out of a Brummie's mouth.

[Bjornebye]

"They're at 6's at 7's" 

[redinblack]

"In my professional opinion "

 

No just tell us what you are thinking when you aren't working, you silly cunt

 

 

[Mike D]

Cosplay.

[Bob]

I’ve noticed this has suddenly become ubiquitous and it annoys me: gotten.

 

What is wrong with just the word ‘got’.

 

He’s gotten over it. Piss off. Not having it.

 

My boss also says “we have to be cognisant of…” which is because of working with too many of our American clients, I think. That can be chopped into a million pieces and thrown in the bin too.

 

@Carradona that was all typed out with a brummie accent, by the way.

[YorkshireRed]

“Put the Bins out, I’m sick of asking you”.

 

Does my fucking bonce in. 

[Harry Squatter]

Someone I work with constantly shoehorns "the two aren't mutually exclusive" into virtually every email he sends. Does my fucking head in.

[Megadrive Man]

On 13/11/2014 at 10:44, Jairzinho said:

At this moment in time.

 

 

Oh, now.

Does anybody say this more than Gary Neville? 

[Megadrive Man]

'Only you'

 

Normally used on social media when a girl does something inexplicably wacky like order a takeaway to the wrong address or lose her shoes in a nightclub and go home barefoot or something else that clearly isn't unique!

[Megadrive Man]

1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:

“Put the Bins out, I’m sick of asking you”.

 

Does my fucking bonce in. 

My ex used to ask me to do this and then if I hadn't done it within 5 seconds of her asking she'd get annoyed and say forget it I'll just do it myself then!

[Captain Howdy]

13 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

When a tory gets asked a question and they respond with "It's important to recognise" or "what I will say..." no you'll answer the question you shape shifting cunt 

 

Gove and Patel are the best at this. 

Every politician ever born of woman does it

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

"*holiday destination* won't know whats hit it"

 

**cringe**

[Shitty Arse]

I work with someone who says “fundamentally” before every sentence. She also says we need to be “transparent” a lot. 
 

Date night with this one. Or this human. 
 

Nom. Nom. Nom.

 

Happy heavenly birthday.

 

Fur babies. 
 

Love you to the moon and back. 
 

Anyone who uses hashtags. 

 

 

[YorkshireRed]

5 minutes ago, Shitty Arse said:

this one.

A Facebook staple. 
 

#cringeworthy

[AngryOfTuebrook]

People in work have started referring to meetings as "huddles".

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 16/07/2014 at 21:53, Rico1304 said:

Badgers and mushes - loads of lads at cricket refer to each other as badger and mushes, it fucking drives me mental!!!

 

Alright mush, how've you been badger? Cunt off you cunt.

They sound like absolute legends!

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 16/07/2014 at 22:37, setreal said:

YOLO!

Or, as my cat says, YOLNT!