Would it be racist to...

[setreal]

You will notice in the second photo that his child is nowhere to be seen.

 

Seriously. You don't fuck with Simon.

 

And what is even worse: I reckon Si took his shades as well.

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

There is no way that Brenda had his own kids and acted like a cuntish child whilst on the forum.

I reckon he borrowed those kids for a photo opportunity to show the rag he is a family man.

Why the fuck anyone would want his babies is beyond any reasonable comprehension and if the govt decided to bring in licensing for childbirth he'd be a good reason to deny that privilege.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

BUMP

 

Anyone else reckon this is worthy of a place in the Hall of Fame?

[Jairzinho]

BUMP

 

Anyone else reckon this is worthy of a place in the Hall of Fame?

 

I'll fucking end you, you high jumping 100 carrot Chinese cunt.

[cloggypop]

I last spotted Brendan as manwithnoname on Kopblocks.

 

He seems to be banned now.

[General Dryness]

I wonder if Simon tired of the chase?

[Paulie Dangerously]

I've had ball examinations before and they didn't last anything like 5 minutes

[Lee909]

I hope you die of ear aids you cunt. Get the fuck away from any of my posts your vile your scum and your a 100 carrot Cunt go die in a ditch you fucking cunt.

 

 

Still the best insult seen on here in years

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Still the best insult seen on here in years

Fucking hell, sorry for the neg.

[Lee909]

100 Carrot cunt

[Captain Turdseye]

I've never received the credit for persuading Simon to return to the forum under the celeryBADboy guise. It's one of my greatest achievements.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

100 Carrot cunt

Almost as good as youtube.com/watch?v=V3sdN8qpMfU

[littletedwest]

Hall of fame for the entire Internet not just the liverpool way.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I've had ball examinations before and they didn't last anything like 5 minutes

Not on the NHS.

 

Now in Harley Street, that's a different story.  Gloves off, warm oil, scented candles and smooth jazz for atmosphere, 20 minutes minimum.

[Trucker Paddy]

Great thread, but that silverlining is was and always will be a horrible example of the worse form of the human race

[Dr Nowt]

Great thread, but that silverlining is was and always will be a horrible example of the worse form of the human race

Smug smarmy twats?

[Captain Turdseye]

Smug smarmy twats?

With shit sunglasses.

[cloggypop]

I thought he was a cunt well before I knew about his job

[Trucker Paddy]

Smug smarmy twats?

That and the fact he was on here a LFC forum given his professional role insulting LFC fans all day long. The type of cunt who wouldn't dare speak to people even a fraction of the way he did on here if he met them in person.

Banter is banter, arguing with people is one thing and I'm not innocent of that on here either, but that cunt is a horrible piece of work.

[Dr Nowt]

That and the fact he was on here a LFC forum given his professional role insulting LFC fans all day long. The type of cunt who wouldn't dare speak to people even a fraction of the way he did on here if he met them in person.

Banter is banter, arguing with people is one thing and I'm not innocent of that on here either, but that cunt is a horrible piece of work.

Aye, he was before my time on here but having read some of his historical stuff reckon you're bang on he wouldn't carry himself like that away from the Internet.

[Bjornebye]

course he wouldn't

 

 

he was a bully. i'll admit to finding a lot of his stuff funny when i joined and was surprised when he was outed as a cunt initially but then realised (as col said) we ignored his nasty side. 

 

fucking scumbag. recognisable as well, be boss if someone bumped into him and layeth the smack down on him 

[cloggypop]

I hope you see him on the train 

[PestiRed]

Given his job as marketing strategist for the Scum, I'd like to think that he will be having a meeting shortly to discuss the cost of paying for shit delivered to his office on free post wrapped in their unwanted give-away

[chris71]

Was nowt really turned out to be some weight gain stuff i was taking in France was making me unable to get an erection. Had a doctor play with my balls for about 5 mins gave a piss sample. He wanted me to give him a sperm sample but i was unable to get it up. He said it was possible it was the weight gain so i stopped to days later i woke up with a boner and all was good. I went the docs had a wank gave the Sample 2 weeks passsed i was ok thank fuck. Was terrifying for me.

This is just fucking brilliant. Tears in the eyes stuff.

[Dr Nowt]

This is just fucking brilliant. Tears in the eyes stuff.

 

It was when the doctor offered his own mouth as an impromptu sample pot things drooped somewhat.