Would it be racist to...

[Captain Turdseye]

IF IT RECEDE'S ANY FURTHER YOU'LL BE COMBING YOUR ARSE.

 

Hahaha. More of these please. I'll fire them all off at once later.

[KMD7]

Are we totally sure that this guy...

Was responsible for things like sending me a PM that said "Hi Funnneeeee, I can't help but notice that you're a massive bellend".

Would that person in the picture take time out of his day to do that?

 

Anyway, I miss SL. It would have been more fun to keep him around after finding out about his job, because the people he picked on would always have an instant reposte to deal with him.

 

I don't feel picked upon though. I'm thinking more about your casual 150 post broken English posters from Pakistan and Eritrea.

 

He posted on Kop talk originally as 'BrendanJ'. Pretty conclusive I would say

[Pony Princess]

But... I want to build a bear.

 

There is a build a bear place in Liverpool One. I saw it today on my lunch.. we could... go there.. that is.. if you wanted *shuffles feet*

[zigackly]

There is a build a bear place in Liverpool One. I saw it today on my lunch.. we could... go there.. that is.. if you wanted *shuffles feet*

 

He'll go if you promise to take him in a taxi.

[lifetime fan]

He'll cum if you promise to take him in a taxi.

 

 

.

[Captain Turdseye]

 

IF IT RECEDE'S ANY FURTHER YOU'LL BE COMBING YOUR ARSE.

 

Just pinged this one off to the cunt. They'll be hacking my phone within a week.

[jackofdk]

This thread is amazing. Been crying with laughter reading through it.

[Section_31]

Are we totally sure that this guy...

Was responsible for things like sending me a PM that said "Hi Funnneeeee, I can't help but notice that you're a massive bellend".

Would that person in the picture take time out of his day to do that?

 

 

This is what I couldn't get my head around. Would someone who's into comics, Public Enemy, making up nicknames for people, and spending literally ALL day spamming fuck out of threads really be so high up in an organisation like that, engaging in blue skies thinking and 'thought leadership', none of it jived at all, especially the fact he never offered anything other than a basic opinion on anything, usually none at all - despite having called someone a 'thick cunt' before they challenged him to offer his own thoughts, which he never, ever did. I still reckon it was some kind of S*n version of Daedalus from Deus Ex.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Head Of Strategy

News International

 

Public Company; 1001-5000 employees; NWS; Newspapers industry

 

November 2011 – Present (1 year 7 months)

 

Devising profitable commercial brand strategies

Developing and executing client contact strategies

Maintaining agency relationships

Thought leadership and innovation

 

Am I reading this correctly? Did the bloke in charge of "thought leadership" at the S*n have the brass knackers to actually call another sentient creature thick?????

 

I missed all the revelations about his true identity, but I can't say I'm that surprised. He always struck me as at least 99 carrots' worth.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

 

 

He looks like a shit extra from The Bill.

 

 

At least then he was a shit extra playing a copper. Now he's a shit extra playing a local petty criminal.

[General Dryness]

 

Forehead? Thats a fucking eighthead.

 

Don't pay for your next haircut, I'll attack you with rusty garden shears then drag you through a hedge backwards for fuck all.

[Jairzinho]

 

 

 

He looks like a shit extra from The Bill.

 

 

 

Whilst correct, LF, he looks like a disgraced teacher in the second one.

[s(k)aturation]

This is what I couldn't get my head around. Would someone who's into comics, Public Enemy, making up nicknames for people, and spending literally ALL day spamming fuck out of threads really be so high up in an organisation like that, engaging in blue skies thinking and 'thought leadership', none of it jived at all, especially the fact he never offered anything other than a basic opinion on anything, usually none at all - despite having called someone a 'thick cunt' before they challenged him to offer his own thoughts, which he never, ever did. I still reckon it was some kind of S*n version of Daedalus from Deus Ex.

 

I think it's a fairly accurate gauge, regrettably, on the actual relevance and significance of "blue sky thinking" jobs.

[Captain Turdseye]

There's a guest reading this thread now. Hi Brenda!

 

 

You tit.

[Magic Sponge]

What a cunt he is.

 

@brendanjudge: "@realplanning: No sleep on 8hr flight slide heavy deck to write and knocking 100 degree heat #globalplanning" Hardest job in the world

 

@realplanning: @brendanjudge ha ha. No. That's definitely flogging the Sun to Scousers...hold on ...

 

@brendanjudge: "@realplanning: @brendanjudge ha ha. No. That's definitely flogging the Sun to Scousers 1) Global planning 2) Sales Director NI 3) Fireman

[lifetime fan]

Prick.

 

I know what Sec is saying but whenever SL did make a point in the politics or middle east threads his opinion was always very basic and exactly what you would expect of a s*n reader.

 

Basically a politer version of it's their own fault, Britain and America is better than anywhere else.

[Section_31]

Everyone who thought Brendan was 'alright' should go and sit in the shower - right now - and listen to Crying Game.

[lifetime fan]

Everyone who thought Brendan was 'alright' should go and sit in the shower - right now - and listen to Crying Game.

 

 

Guilty as charged mate.

 

He was a very witty and scathing bully. But most of us concentrated on the witty and scathing and not the bully.

 

 

EDIT: Exactly the MO that rag aims for.

[Champ]

Everyone who thought Brendan was 'alright' should go and sit in the shower - right now - and listen to Crying Game.

 

And those that didnt can wear the badge of smugness with pride *gives badge a little polish*

[Captain Turdseye]

I didn't think you had room for any more badges, Cath. You must be running out of space by now.

[lifetime fan]

Prick can't even fold his arms properly.

 

[Champ]

I didn't think you had room for any more badges' date=' Cath. You must be running out of space by now.[/quote']

 

Brownie badges?

 

 

 

See what I did there?

[Bjornebye]

What a cunt he is.

 

@brendanjudge: "@realplanning: No sleep on 8hr flight slide heavy deck to write and knocking 100 degree heat #globalplanning" Hardest job in the world

 

@realplanning: @brendanjudge ha ha. No. That's definitely flogging the Sun to Scousers...hold on ...

 

@brendanjudge: "@realplanning: @brendanjudge ha ha. No. That's definitely flogging the Sun to Scousers 1) Global planning 2) Sales Director NI 3) Fireman

 

fucking tit

[Magic Sponge]

The cunt needs pulling over it.

 

Who's up for a mass spamming of his Twitter?

[Captain Turdseye]

The cunt needs pulling over it.

 

Who's up for a mass spamming of his Twitter?

 

I started last night, I was wondering when back-up would arrive.