*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Jenson]

I've just checked in the mirror and my head definitely hasn't fallen off yet. They do know the window shuts at 5pm don't they?

[Anubis]

Can't wait to see how they spin Mina given his management team have done everything they possibly could to find an alternative club to Everton, and are only now resigned to the fact that they are all that's left.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I do think there’s a decent chance Usmanov takes over the Blues though.

He’s a long time business partner of Moshiri.

He gifted shares in Arsenal to Moshiri that he then bought back off him, giving Mosh the money to buy Everton.

His company sponsor Everton’s training pitch - who the hell else would do that?

Obviously it won’t happen in the next ten minutes enabling Everton to go and slap the money on the table for James Rodriguez today, but a definitely possibility in the future.

Good. The city won't have to build a stadium then. Let the Russian criminal do it.

[Anubis]

 

"The guys from Everton were taking a break from speaking to Mina, and so I casually mentioned that Andre Gomes is shit hot, and would be a steal. I think they've actually gone for it!"

[Dr Nowt]

“Mina: How I refused to wear red as a baby.”

[Captain Turdseye]

Celebrations all round on GOT that they’ve managed to sell Besic to Middlesbrough.

 

Meanwhile, they’ve got three hours left to complete the Bernard signing and they’re expecting two CB’s and a playmaker.

[Jenson]

They're all starting to get a bit twitchy on GOT now.

[Greycellgreen]

How does Bernard get a work permit out of interest ? Doesn’t he have to play in something like 70% of Brazil’s matches ?

[Captain Turdseye]

Imagine if we emulated Leicester and won the league.

 

Sky sports pannelists would be dousing themselves in petrol live on air such would be the fallout.

 

How glorious that would be.

They'd genuinely detest, utterly detest it

 

I can't even imagine how disgusted they'd be to have to proclaim us champions

In the kopite dominated football media everything is Everton's fault.

Has anyone else noticed the lack of an Everton shirt on the Sky poster with all the supporters?

I buzz off those clueless weapons and their hatred, if we weren’t going places they’d be patting us on the head. They’re afraid the Ev are back.

[Jenson]

 

 

Be honest with yourself mate. Were you really excited by the signings of keane, Klaassen, Sigurdsson, Rooney. ? Underwhelming for me. Martina was a joke.

I was made up with Pickford, really excited with Sandro who I thought would be boss, and thought Vlasic and Henry were ones for the future. Overall though, once we didn't get a new CB, LB and striker in I was very disappointed by the end of the window.

 

Revisionism at its finest.

[Dr Nowt]

“In the kopite dominated football media everything is Everton's fault.”

 

Top trumps right there.

[Captain Turdseye]

Victim mentality.

 

Offended by everything, ashamed of nothing.

[Anubis]

 

 

Has anyone else noticed the lack of an Everton shirt on the Sky poster with all the supporters?

 

 

Yes, the guy wearing it is right at the back, where he belongs.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

So many muted loans. Roy Orbison over the tannoy at the Stadium of Fright next season?

 

" only a loanee "

[Paulie Dangerously]

2 loans and a bosman.  My head has gone

[Trumo]

2 loans and a bosman.  My head has gone

 

Loan Satis Missing Cranium.

[aws]

So many muted loans. Roy Orbison over the tannoy at the Stadium of Fright next season?

" only a loanee "

Followed by Blue Bayou and Crying.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Followed by Blue Bayou and Crying.

They drove all night to get to these signings.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Buying players not considered good enough for the top 4 teams in an attempt to break into the top 4. 

[Harry Squatter]

Ivan Gazidis has been linked to the CEO job at AC milan the last few weeks and Usmanov has been linked to them in April/May.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Buying players not considered good enough for the top 4 teams in an attempt to break into the top 4.

 

Top 6.

[Captain Turdseye]

I think they should try and break into the top 7 first. One step at a time.

[Greycellgreen]

Everton have spent £30m on Mina, the crazy bastards. He’s worse than Williams.

[Red_or_Dead]

They've signed Mina.  My head's just fallen off (again).

[Trumo]

Bernard has said that Everton are historically the 4th best club in England. The interviewer should have asked him to name the other 3.