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Jenson last won the day on April 19 2018

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  1. Jenson

    Divorce - pros & cons?

    Hahaha blast from the past this! Yeah, that's long over. I think he might have actually moved down South now.
  2. Jenson

    Mohamed Salah

    He should never have played against Watford. That was the perfect opportunity to give him a rest.
  3. Jenson

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Once a blue, always a manc
  4. Lallana was at his absolute best day today. Came on at half time, went off injured 5 minutes later.
  5. Jenson

    Russia v Ukraine

    For Donestk and Luhansk, see the Sudetenland. “Those that fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”
  6. Jenson

    The world of a woman.

    Split up with my (now ex) bird a few months back, found out a couple of weeks ago that she kept a notepad of everything I did wrong over the course of our relationship, including (and I shit you not) calling her a div when she missed her footing and fell up the stairs.
  7. Don't think Cesar (can't spell his surname obviously) did anything wrong really. He got a smashed in the face without doubt.
  8. Did I not spell his name right? Bastard, I really tried with that one!
  9. Sorry mate, but agree to disagree. He smashed Azpilicutea (if I've spelt that right it's a miracle) straight in the face with a forearm. Definite red card by today's rules. Edit: was meant to quote torahboy
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    Alternative 'rona thread

    Stop being sensible
  11. 57th get in!! I was hungover to fuck and could barely understand the questions. Also Dr Troy is a cunt for changing his name.
  12. I know we're all biased, but Mane's challenge was as nailed on a red card as you're ever likely to see. Any other time in the game and he's off no question.