What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[mattyq]

9 hours ago, Mike D said:

Bernie’s cafe in Kirkby recently.

Nice & simple.. is that fried bread?

I like it. 

[Pidge]

15 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Cheers for ruining another christmas you shower of fucking nonces and shifty fuckers 

Get the pan out and put everyone in their place, Stig.

[Pidge]

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[aRdja]

Doing a half day today might stop by a cafe for brunch. 

[lifetime fan]

£11 for a breakfast! 

 

This better be good. 

[lifetime fan]

[Numero Veinticinco]

No beans. No that (that's not even warm fucking bread). BBQ bacon? 

[lifetime fan]

Beans not an option sadly, I even had eggs to rate them for this place. 

 

Its owned by the brothers who set up the jolly pig sausages and bacon company. 

 

Sausages are excellent and are very filling. 

Bacon was done on a griddle, very good quality. 

Home made potato rostis are massive. 

Roasted tomatoes are good. 

Black pudding is excellent. 

Sourdough was lovely and you could taste the salt in the butter. Obviously wasn’t toast though. 

Eggs cooked well but still don’t like them. 

 

Top quality ingredients but bloody pricey at £11 when tea wasn’t included. 

 

 

[Remmie]

That's dedication ordering eggs when you don't like them. Repped for no beans, obviously. Good to see hash browns haven't also intruded on every breakfast out there. American muck. 

[aRdja]

4 minutes ago, Remmie said:

That's dedication ordering eggs when you don't like them. Repped for no beans, obviously. Good to see hash browns haven't also intruded on every breakfast out there. American muck. 

Potato rostis and hash browns are the same thing no?

[Elite]

8 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Beans not an option sadly, I even had eggs to rate them for this place. 

 

Its owned by the brothers who set up jolly pig sausages and bacon company. 

 

Sausages are excellent and and very filling. 

Bacon was done on a griddle, very good quality. 

Home made potato rostis are massive. 

Roasted tomatoes are good. 

Black pudding is excellent. 

Sourdough was lovely and you could taste the salt in the butter. Obviously wasn’t toast though. 

Eggs cooked well but still don’t like them. 

 

Top quality ingredients but bloody pricey at £11 when tea wasn’t included. 

 

 

I'd smash that all over the place, deffo need to get some beans though the mad cunts 

[aRdja]

£11 is expensive but at least you got two of everything (except for the black pudding)

[lifetime fan]

1 minute ago, Elite said:

I'd smash that all over the place, deffo need to get some beans though the mad cunts 

 

Having a extra rosti instead of mushrooms you definitely needed beans with it. 

 

The cider is excellent too. 

[lifetime fan]

Just now, aRdja said:

£11 is expensive but at least you got two of everything (except for the black pudding)

 

Was very filling - I’m stuffed. 

 

The guy looked at me a bit weird when he collected my plate and asked me if the eggs were ok? I told him I don’t like eggs, ‘but you requested them fried instead of scrambled’. 

 

I explained I was reviewing the breakfast for a forum so he started asking me about it and was pissing himself laughing when I told him what website it was for. 

 

Asked me to put out a link on here so there you go...

 

 

https://www.pigstyuk.com/

[aRdja]

12 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

 

Was very filling - I’m stuffed. 

 

The guy looked at me a bit weird when he collected my plate and asked me if the eggs were ok? I told him I don’t like eggs, ‘but you requested them fried instead of scrambled’. 

 

I explained I was reviewing the breakfast for a forum so he started asking me about it and was pissing himself laughing when I told him what website it was for. 

 

Asked me to put out a link on here so there you go...

 

 

https://www.pigstyuk.com/

That’s fantastic. Great effort. Will visit next time I’m in Bristol.

[aRdja]

Try eggs over medium/hard Lifey. 

[lifetime fan]

He only charged me for one cup of tea and told me to make sure I mentioned it in the review. 

 

 

[Mook]

With an eleven quid breakfast I'd be wanting unlimited tea thrown in.

 

At the very least.

 

Seriously, I've had better looking fry ups than that for under a fiver.

[Bjornebye]

19 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

He only charged me for one cup of tea and told me to make sure I mentioned it in the review. 

 

 

Guest appeasement ? 

[lifetime fan]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Guest appeasement ? 

 

He had to put the extra rosti through and then refund it for no mushrooms. 

 

[Bjornebye]

12 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

 

He had to put the extra rosti through and then refund it for no mushrooms. 

 

Bollocks. I bet you bounced in there and gave some blag story about them serving you a fried turd last time you were in there. Them sausages look fit though. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

2 hours ago, aRdja said:

Doing a half day today might stop by a cafe for brunch. 

Brunch? Christmas Eve so i’ll let you off this time.

[El Rojo]

4 hours ago, aRdja said:

£11 is expensive but at least you got two of everything (except for the black pudding)

That’s what she said. 

[Guest]

4 hours ago, Mook said:

With an eleven quid breakfast I'd be wanting unlimited tea thrown in.

 

At the very least.

 

Seriously, I've had better looking fry ups than that for under a fiver.

Great breakfast but like Mook says, to get a 'free' tea on top of the one paid for seems a bit cheeky.

[TheBitch]

6 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

 

Was very filling - I’m stuffed. 

 

The guy looked at me a bit weird when he collected my plate and asked me if the eggs were ok? I told him I don’t like eggs, ‘but you requested them fried instead of scrambled’. 

 

I explained I was reviewing the breakfast for a forum so he started asking me about it and was pissing himself laughing when I told him what website it was for. 

 

Asked me to put out a link on here so there you go...

 

 

https://www.pigstyuk.com/

Superb.