What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Fowlers God]

10 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Does the NSPCC know about this?

Yes- I called them

11 hours ago, Remmie said:

I'm used to coming on here and talking about bean juice touching the egg, never thought I'd see strawberries touching the egg. 

 

End of days. 

Game Over

2 hours ago, Fugitive said:

Did social services get involved?

Yes, she’s been told. 

[Fowlers God]

1 minute ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

Way too many mushrooms (*cough* there's not mushroom for anything else on the plate! *cough*) but generally an excellent looking breakfast. Shame the beans went to waste. 

 

They didn’t go to waste- the bin had them. 

Where they belong

[Captain Turdseye]

Repped for the original pic. Negged for disrespecting the beans. 

[Mook]

37 minutes ago, Fowlers God said:

This was mine. 

 

Dont worry the beans stayed in the pot 

Your plate is half covered in fungus.

 

Absolutely fucking disgusting & everybody involved should be sent to a concentration camp to be repeatedly shot at by a German sniper.

[Elite]

1 hour ago, Fowlers God said:

This was mine. 

 

Dont worry the beans stayed in the pot 

Decent effort, I'd definitely eat that but as mentioned you've gone a bit crazy with the mushrooms.

[Carvalho Diablo]

2 hours ago, Fowlers God said:

This was mine. 

 

Dont worry the beans stayed in the pot 

Ooo, you made me  twitch.

[Remmie]

2 hours ago, Fowlers God said:

This was mine. 

 

Dont worry the beans stayed in the pot 

Toast? Tea? Car keys? Conker etc

[Fowlers God]

32 minutes ago, Elite said:

Decent effort, I'd definitely eat that but as mentioned you've gone a bit crazy with the mushrooms.

I didn’t fucking make it. It’s not like I asked for the mushrooms to be too heavy. 

But I don’t have an issue with them

[Fowlers God]

14 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Toast? Tea? Car keys? Conker etc

There was toast but nothing to write home about 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Those tomatos, not for me Clive.

[mattyq]

2 hours ago, Fowlers God said:

This was mine. 

 

Dont worry the beans stayed in the pot 

Fine looking breakfast, that

Mushrooms are a bit underdone for my taste and the hash browns look anemic but everything else looks tasty as hell

[Elite]

28 minutes ago, Fowlers God said:

I didn’t fucking make it. It’s not like I asked for the mushrooms to be too heavy. 

But I don’t have an issue with them

Calm down mate, I thought you was a Funghi.

[Guest]

10 minutes ago, Elite said:

Calm down mate, I thought you was a Funghi.

With such a large plate there would have been too mushroom left empty without them.

[TheHowieLama]

What a day to be alive -- top of the table and three of four brekkies posted are literally inedible.

 

 

#winning

[Remmie]

If you cannot shitake, you shouldn't be posting on this thread. 

 

(Easily in my worst ever puns top 5, that) 

[Remmie]

2 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

With such a large plate there would have been too mushroom left empty without them.

That old chestnut...

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Remmie said:

That old chestnut...

Shroom Shroom

[Chip Butty]

3 minutes ago, Remmie said:

That old chestnut...

Right on the button

[Remmie]

The Morels of the story is mushroom puns are unacceptable. 

[Tony Moanero]

2 minutes ago, Remmie said:

The Morels of the story is mushroom puns are unacceptable. 

What a load of old shiitake.

[Chip Butty]

3 minutes ago, Remmie said:

The Morels of the story is mushroom puns are unacceptable. 

Magic!

[Remmie]

1 minute ago, Tony Moanero said:

What a load of old shiitake.

Have to Neg you T, I already did that pun. 

[Guest]

It's great to truffle some feathers.

[Tony Moanero]

Just now, Remmie said:

Have to Neg you T, I already did that pun. 

Thank you for making my Christmas, kind sir.

[Tony Moanero]

57 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Those tomatos, not for me Clive.

Yep. They’re for salads.