Holly Willoughby

[VladimirIlyich]

20 hours ago, Elite said:

I hope that wasn't taken in Barrymore's pool. If so, she's had a lucky escape.

No blood,so no foul!

[Section_31]

There's just no way this thread isn't being pulled up in court.

[YorkshireRed]

For those posters seriously considering their options.

 

 

[Bruce Spanner]

34 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

There's just no way this thread isn't being pulled up in court.

Hang the fuck about, this isn’t serious is it? 

[Section_31]

2 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Hang the fuck about, this isn’t serious is it? 

 

Yes, yes it is. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Have they said what he was a security guard for? I'm assuming it was edible.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Have they said what he was a security guard for? I'm assuming it was edible.

As if they’d have left him securing anything edible. It would completely defeat the object. I reckon he was a gym security guard. Security and marketing for the price of one. 

[Bruce Spanner]

32 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

Yes, yes it is. 

Fucksake, unplug it, Dave.

[Section_31]

5 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Fucksake, unplug it, Dave.

 

Who'll be the first to flip? 

 

My money's on Stig.

 

"I only went along with the banter because I was in the Navy, and in the Navy we follow codes. We're sailors. We follow orders."

 

 

[Curly]

I might be being thick here, but is this legitimately the same guy who posted on here for years, or are you just taking the piss as he looks like him and it’s not him really?

 

That’s mad if it is someone who posted on here!

[Anubis]

11 minutes ago, Curly said:

I might be being thick here, but is this legitimately the same guy who posted on here for years, or are you just taking the piss as he looks like him and it’s not him really?

 

That’s mad if it is someone who posted on here!

 

You seem nervous. What are you hiding?

[Curly]

16 minutes ago, Anubis said:

 

You seem nervous. What are you hiding?

 

[Bruce Spanner]

[Kevin D]

5 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

For those posters seriously considering their options.

 

 

Wouldn't mind Algeria, Iraq would be cool if we hadn’t levelled the place.

[Bruce Spanner]

Right, I've been through it and 'all' I said was she was a bout of depression and easy access to Twix's away from becoming a heifer.

 

I'm clean guys, fuck the rest of you.

[Bjornebye]

On 26/04/2013 at 11:11, Bjornebye said:

I'd desecrate the grave of my dead goldfish just to sniff her arse.

 

On 10/11/2013 at 08:29, Bjornebye said:

No chance Schofield hasn't tried to get his fingers wet with her. NO CHANCE. 

 

On 21/01/2016 at 22:48, Bjornebye said:

One eye in huyton one eye in brighton 

 

Shag the fuck off it though. 

 

On 19/09/2016 at 16:12, Bjornebye said:

Oh yes please. She can sit on my tree

 

sent from Turdseyes maa's bedroom

 

On 29/10/2016 at 19:45, Bjornebye said:

Anyone see her pissed on celebrity juice the other night?

 

Fit. As. Fuck

 

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On 16/06/2017 at 12:00, Bjornebye said:

Ask her for a pisa the action

 

On 11/11/2017 at 18:27, Bjornebye said:

Poor mans Fearne Cotton if you ask me. 

 

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On 07/03/2019 at 19:10, Bjornebye said:

Pissed as a fart on The One Show here ! 

 

On 27/04/2019 at 22:42, Bjornebye said:

Who was the legend on the celebrity tits out thread last week with all sorts of cookies in his drawer? surely he has got her tits and muff somewhere 

 

On 07/02/2020 at 11:10, Bjornebye said:

Its fucking headline news the bastards. 

 

On 07/02/2020 at 11:36, Bjornebye said:

I bet she is relieved to be fair. 

 

On 07/02/2020 at 12:25, Bjornebye said:

 

On 07/02/2020 at 14:27, Bjornebye said:

Its sad that is probably the case. Vultures. 

 

On 07/02/2020 at 14:44, Bjornebye said:

 

On 07/02/2020 at 14:49, Bjornebye said:

 

On 07/02/2020 at 15:49, Bjornebye said:

In the poo, 52 

 

On 07/02/2020 at 17:36, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

On 07/02/2020 at 21:34, Bjornebye said:

Hahahahaha look at his dirty little face haha fucking hell thats ended me 

 

On 08/02/2020 at 10:30, Bjornebye said:

I love how his "brave coming out" has been consigned to the Holly thread on here. 

 

On 06/10/2023 at 11:48, Bjornebye said:

It's fucking disgusting and I hope she stays safe. I'd like her to get her chebs out but kidnap? Nah, stay safe Holly, here if you need me. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

On 06/10/2023 at 11:49, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

On 06/10/2023 at 13:02, Bjornebye said:

 

A lot has happened in that 10 years including him coming out as Gay and bumming a 16 year old so ...... whatever gets you off Mook. 

 

21 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Defo posts on here him 

 

21 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Goes without saying that mate 

 

21 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Look at him! He has beans on his cereal the cunt

 

20 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

His middle name is Heinz 

 

20 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

I fucking knew it! 

 

19 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

The plot thickens 

 

 

 

I've long thought that breakfast thread could see us all doing a fair stretch 

 

5 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

As if they’d have left him securing anything edible. It would completely defeat the object. I reckon he was a gym security guard. Security and marketing for the price of one. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Bruce Spanner]

6 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

At least you're used to being a love sponge from your navy days.

 

The rest of us are fucked and I'm too pretty to go to prison.

[Anubis]

No posts from Red Or Dead. Clearly hasn’t been able to get access to a prison burner.

[Elite]

Thankfully I used the phrase "I'd let Rick Moranis shrink me so I could camp out in her clitoral hood" in the Rita Ora thread. So I should be safe.

[KMD7]

TLW lads arriving in court

 

 

[Jennings]

If the Rozzers come...then I'm Code and so is my wife.

[Section_31]

On 20/11/2018 at 14:06, Mook said:

I'd quite like to hold her face down in a bowl of Kellogg's Special K whilst shouting obscenities at her bottom.

 

In German.

 

* distances self 

[halewood pete]

[House of Dirk]

On 07/10/2023 at 17:12, Anubis said:

No posts from Red Or Dead. Clearly hasn’t been able to get access to a prison burner.

Thought that said prison bummer. Need an eyetest

[A Red]

Stick a wig on him but Gavin Plumb deffo posts on here.