Holly Willoughby

[littletedwest]

5 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Man arrested for conspiracy to kidnap the national treasure. 

 

Police found suggestions on his mobile phone of wanting to force her into depraved sexual acts such as "farting through a walkie talkie"

Please tell me the walkie talkie stuff is true

[Skidfingers McGonical]

5 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Man arrested for conspiracy to kidnap the national treasure. 

 

Police found suggestions on his mobile phone of wanting to force her into depraved sexual acts such as "farting through a walkie talkie"

Could it be anyone one from here?

On 06/08/2022 at 18:23, Red_or_Dead said:

Tory bint, actractivtive but a waste of oxygen. Better to be six foot under. 

 

Oops….

[Mook]

On 10/11/2013 at 08:29, Bjornebye said:

No chance Schofield hasn't tried to get his fingers wet with her. NO CHANCE. 

 

I think there might be a chance you know.

[Bjornebye]

16 minutes ago, Mook said:

 

I think there might be a chance you know.

 

A lot has happened in that 10 years including him coming out as Gay and bumming a 16 year old so ...... whatever gets you off Mook. 

[Leyton388]

Schofield tying up loose ends by the looks of it. 

[Section_31]

The bloke looks exactly as you'd imagine him.

[Bjornebye]

23 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

The bloke looks exactly as you'd imagine him.

Defo posts on here him 

[stringvest]

7 hours ago, cloggypop said:

 

Gavin Plumb

 

https://news.sky.com/story/holly-willoughby-man-charged-over-alleged-plot-to-kidnap-this-morning-presenter-12978022

 

He was definitely going to eat her.  And not in a good way.

[Captain Willard]

5 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Defo posts on here him 

Pro beaner without a doubt. 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Captain Willard said:

Pro beaner without a doubt. 

Goes without saying that mate 

[Creator Supreme]

4 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Pro beaner without a doubt. 

 

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Goes without saying that mate 

That fucker has never eaten a bean in his life, definitely a member of the anti-beaner taliban!

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

 

That fucker has never eaten a bean in his life, definitely a member of the anti-beaner taliban!

Look at him! He has beans on his cereal the cunt

[Creator Supreme]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Look at him! He has beans on his cereal the cunt

He wouldn't know the sumptuous taste of a baked bean if it sat on his face and wiggled the anti-beaner nonce!

[Bjornebye]

20 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

He wouldn't know the sumptuous taste of a baked bean if it sat on his face and wiggled the anti-beaner nonce!

 

His middle name is Heinz 

[Anubis]

On 06/08/2022 at 18:23, Red_or_Dead said:

Tory bint, actractivtive but a waste of oxygen. Better to be six foot under. 

 

 

Gavin, is that you?

[Captain Willard]

39 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

He wouldn't know the sumptuous taste of a baked bean if it sat on his face and wiggled the anti-beaner nonce!

If he sat on your face and wiggled his sweaty beany arse, you’d know it. 

[Anubis]

Holy fuck!!! It is Red Or Dead!!!

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/health-44685874.amp

 

 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Defo posts on here him 

 

1 minute ago, Anubis said:

Holy fuck!!! It is Red Or Dead!!!

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/health-44685874.amp

 

 

I fucking knew it! 

[Anubis]

He’s a self-confessed pro-beaner. GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY! Hang him.

 

[Creator Supreme]

17 minutes ago, Anubis said:

He’s a self-confessed pro-beaner. GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY! Hang him.

 

It may well be red or dead on that story, but that's not the anti-beaner loon who was trying to kidnap Willoughbooby!

[cloggypop]

Whilst I maintain that puns are the absolute death of comedy, I can't believe the lack of them on this particular Plumb. 

[Section_31]

If plod go through his Internet history we're all FUCKED!

[Bjornebye]

41 minutes ago, Anubis said:

He’s a self-confessed pro-beaner. GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY! Hang him.

 

 

The plot thickens 

 

 

4 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

If plod go through his Internet history we're all FUCKED!

 

I've long thought that breakfast thread could see us all doing a fair stretch 

[Creator Supreme]

8 hours ago, Creator Supreme said:

It may well be red or dead on that story, but that's not the anti-beaner loon who was trying to kidnap Willoughbooby!

I stand corrected, it is the same bloke!

[Bobby Hundreds]

9 hours ago, Section_31 said:

If plod go through his Internet history we're all FUCKED!

I just can't believe the outright misogyny in this thread and that some fucker hacked my account and posted on here too. Usher needs to investigate these shenanigans!