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Transformers

RED Tezza

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Mr T Experienced

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It's a Michael 'Pearl Harbour' Bay film with all the transformers changed.

 

As a robots fuck up LA film it'll be good.

As a Transformers film it may just suck balls.

 

I was just about to do a search for what other films the director had done.

 

That has depressed me.

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The Team America Michael Bay song.

 

I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark,

When he made Pearl Harbor.

I miss you more then that movie missed the point,

And that’s an awful lot girl.

And now, now you've gone away,

And all I'm trying to say,

Is Perl Harbor sucked and I miss you

 

I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school,

He was terrible in that film.

I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part,

He's way better then Ben Affleck.

And now all I can think about is your smile,

And that shitty movie too,

Perl Harbor sucked and I miss you

 

(Interlude)

 

Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies.

I guess Perl Harbor sucked,

Just a little bit more then I miss you.

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RED Tezza Proficient

RED Tezza

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Yep.

 

It has the potential to be a good summer blockbuster disaster flick, problem is it's got a brand attached and it and very little of that brand is being stuck too.

 

It's true that it may not stick to the Transformers brand but fuck it it's got Optimus Prime and Bumblebee in it so that'll do me

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