Mr T

He's rubbish anyway.

Shocking display in the Champion's League final. A worse little cameo on Monday. Unfortunately he looks like a boy band member playing one of those charity matches.

Folk pushing round wheelbarrows of money to buy a loaf of bread are still buying the same loaf of bread that others at different times buy with a single coin. Also by definition, there will always be average teams.

I did a 1 day course on electrics and have been rewiring houses, doing electrics in bathrooms etc ever since. Great value for money.

Agreed. Keita is about as close to a sure thing to absolutely tear up the league as you can possibly get. Also great that he's come in under the radar a bit. Can't wait to hear other fans start questioning who the fuck this guy is and where he has come from.

I hadn't heard of him until the other day, dont know anything about him but if we don't sign him now, I'll be gutted.

I'm not drawing any conclusions. I'm weighing the odds and find that there is a better expected outcome for our £60m asset if we switch coaches. That's based on my view that there is a small probability that Achterburg is in someway to blame for our goalkeepers being shit but an even smaller probability that if we were to replace him we would do so with a worse coach.

It's hard to know one way or the other. The YouTube routines I have seen posted do look a concern but are not conclusive either way. But why persist if there is some doubt? Achterburg has had a decent run, why not just mix it up a bit and get someone else in? The risks of keeping him in situ seem to be far higher than moving him on and bringing in some fresh blood.

Thank fuck we signed another goalkeeper. The fact we signed a top class one is the icing on the cake.

I haven't felt this confident since the summer we signed Diouf and Diao. Absolutely buzzing for the season.

That Instagram video was more brutal.

Is he actually any good?

Cheer up.

Charlie Adam commenting on someone else's professionalism? Fucking hell.

I'm just so pleased this Instagram wanker is not going to be our number 1 going into the season.