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Coutinho Brannagan Clyne

Peter Beardsley is not related to Russell Beardsmore but is a cousin of Alice Beard formerly of Watchdog

David N'gog is considering legal action over Joe Allen having his willy

John Fashanu was successfully sued by Kriss Akabusi in the early 2000's over Fashanu's useage of Akabusi's catchphrase of Awooga! a court ordered Fashanu to pay Akabusi in cod fillets. due to Fashanu decalring bankrupcy and a lack of liquid assets. unable to acquire the requisite number of fillets means that Fashanu now has to live in Nigeria 11 months of the year

twisted ballsack was already taken

it is the duty of the fallen to remind those that there are many dangers in life.....one of which is acting a twat on a Bmx if i can save just one testicle via the tales of lost friends then it shall have been worth the telling and the painful memory

I twisted my ballsack doing a one armed wheelie on my BMX as a kid, hit the kerb spun 15 times grabbed my ballbag with my freehand and damned near ripped it off in pure terror that wasn't what hurt though, no it was the sight of one of my balls hurtling down the road in front of me. never felt pain like it

Its clear Benteke's confidence is shot to bits he crumbles quicker in the box than pastry but tonight his effort and workrate were miles better than they have been all season. he certainly looked more lively with Origi and Sturridge up top with with feeding of hit knock ons and hold ups. if only the lad could fucking finish.

Definately hard result to take but the young lads can be really proud of themselves from that tonight, considering lack of top level experience a patchwork centre back pairing. they showed more tonight than the majority of the more expeirnced players have all season,

I must've missed that final the last manager got us to with this squad

just who is going to buy any of them?

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The embarassing thing is who the fuck is going to buy any of the shit we need to get rid of. and what money are we going to have to spend other than a kitkat and a wagon wheel

260 Plastic flags count as optional extra! for the ultra die hards all for a rock bottom added price of £250.99 for an extra 20 englsh pounds your plastic flag will be adorned with the name of your favourite LFC player so you can feel as if your at Wememberley cheering on the reds playing kickball

The club have set up a package deal for Telly watchers, £1500 for the unique fan experience inc travel to and from your sofa with a complimentary chance to purchase beers from the shops. and exclusive access to interviews given by bell ends like Geoff Shreeves. fantastic bargain

Sturridge's lazyites is obviously affecting BBC sports writers as well, i mean 2 authors to write 12 lines, really?

Starting polls on the managers future after losing in cup semi finals and abject league performances leaving the team in the bottom half of the table? - Kopite behaviour that

I think he missed one against Chelsea waaaay back at Stamford Bridge not that it mattered I think we won the match 5-1

Pato is most certainly not World Class he may have appeared to have potential to be but never developed into anything like the player people thought he would

Mike Gordon apparently

Rodgers - 3 years, £300 million spent. No finals Klopp - 3 Months, £5.7 million spent, 1 Final. So in answer to the question. No

here's a Fun Fact the League Cup Final Wins in 2001 and 2012 both fell in my Birthday weekend. this year the Final is played two days after my Birthday, In those previous finals we won both on Pens, This time Liverpool I'd like a present of a final win in normal time. my heart can't take these Penalty final wins, (Unless the final is against Everton, then I'll accept an injury time offside winner)

He's also ineligible or cup tied

The last Three I watched The Revenant 6/10 The Big Short 8.5/10 Joy 8/10

1-0 Trickett-Smith HT score Decent match this Adam Phillips the stand out player Matt Virtue doing well too