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Tory Cunt Leadership Race.


Bruce Spanner
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Which cunt wins?  

49 members have voted

  1. 1. Well?

    • Rishi Soocunt
    • Jeremy Cunt
    • Penny Morcunt
    • Cunt Truss
    • Tom Somecunt
    • Saj Javcunt
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    • Kemmy Unknowncunt
      0
    • Grant 'The Whiney Little Cunt' Shapps
      0
    • Suella The Stupid Cunt
      0
    • Nadcunt Cunthavi
    • A N Other Cunt


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Mogg: "Socialist economic policies"

Truss: Stalinist housing targets"

Sunak "We need a bonfire of bureaucracy"

 

I've not been paying much attention to this parade of the pissants, but even the quotes I've caught from various candidates and their supporters would have people forgiven for thinking they've been living under Soviet rule for the past 12 years - not a fucking Tory government, and a Tory government that the three above were all a part of and whose policies they endorsed at every opportunity. 

 

Absolute cunts.

 

It kills me the way that they balls up, the leader fucks off, then they claim to reset with a new broom ("we're not like them old lot of Marxists that we were last week, trust us)", and large swathes of the country vote them in. Rinse and repeat.

 

And, while I'm no supporter of her/him/they/that, how predictable to see the mud-slinging coming Mourdant's way from the #BackBoris mouth breathers, the @AngloSaxonWarriors, and the culture war wankers because of some comments she made that weren't sufficiently hateful. Middle of a cost of living crisis and the NHS in a state of disrepair, and all these feeble-minded war on woke cunts can get worked up about is someone who remarked that transwomen are women and that Dad's Army was a bit suss.

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57 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Looking at the candidates he’s the least worst option for the rest of us. Which means he’s the worst option for the people making the leadership decision.

And as the lovely Sophie told him. He’s basically no chance of winning. His threat might be recognised by the eventual winner though, so he will be marginalised until he quits the party and becomes a podcaster. 
 

It’ll be called TugendChat and nobody will listen apart from Rory Stewart. 

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There was a wonderful moment with Raab and Raiworth this morning where Raab was laying in to Truss’ economic history when she worked in the treasury…

 

Raiworth ‘But you’ve just laid out all of the problems with policy which could be levelled against Sunak?’

 

Raab ‘Look, Sophie, we’re not here to talk about the past’

 

Summed up the Tory creed in its entirety.

 

Lie, smear and bluster until you’re called out then change the subject in record time.

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It's mad. They're tearing lumps out of each other and yet come September 6th they'll all be sat in the cabinet room licking each others arses. 

 

And 30% of the electorate will still vote for them after erasing the 2 previous month's from their memory banks.

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