The Africa Thread

[tokyojoe]

Usual British incompetence. Take care mate, thinking of you.

[Captain Turdseye]

6 hours ago, Harry's Lad said:

Just being reported on Sky that the UK has evacuated embassy staff from Sudan, and Sunak is saying every avenue is being pursued to ensure the safety of British nationals still in the country.

 

It beggars belief that things have got so bad before they have acted and I'd like to know what these avenues are tbh, if any.

 

Bruce posted further up, the embassy staff were in a 12-15 car convoy. And just when they thought things couldn’t get any worse, they went and put British flags on the cars. 

[Harry's Lad]

2 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

Bruce posted further up, the embassy staff were in a 12-15 car convoy. And just when they thought things couldn’t get any worse, they went and put British flags on the cars. 

I saw that.

Might as well put a fucking big sign up saying here we are, come and get us.

[Karl_b]

9 hours ago, RJ Fan club said:

Sounds grim this.
 

Bagsy the George Forman grill and any left over ale 

 

On 17/04/2023 at 18:12, Karl_b said:

 

But your George Foreman grill is still up for grabs, right?

 

Get in line.

 

On the plus side, I now have at least three lined up from the GF, so you're in for a good haul when I cark it.

[Karl_b]

Hope you're keeping safe Bruce and you're able to get out soon.

[Section_31]

Grim, stay safe Bruce and family.

 

It might not work in this situation but sometimes when I go to Spain I pretend I'm Irish.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Stay safe mate, mad times.

[No2]

British policy is send people to Africa. Why would they take any from Africa, imagine a forrener got in?

[skend04]

I thought that diplomats and embassy staff were supposed to stay until as many of your citizens who could be rescued from warzones or disasters, were rescued?

 

So why have they all gone first?

[John102]

All these people feigning support for Bruce. Where were you in the Missing posters thread when he had his hiatus????

 

Bruce basically runs East Africa, but until you get this all back under control, i wish you safe passage and others in your situation.

[Pidge]

Just smacks of this government having no real contingency planning in place. Again.

 

As others have said, hope you get to safety soon, Bruce.

[Section_31]

You always get the impression that when the yanks get their civilians out of dodge it's a point of national pride, not here though. The Foreign Office spent more time trying to get that bellend and his zoo animals out of Kabul than people, because Johnson's Mrs likes pets. 

[Bruce Spanner]

Alive at the Egyptian border, which may as well be death.

 

I have seen, and am still seeing stuff, nearly there though.

[Section_31]

15 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Alive at the Egyptian border, which may as well be death.

 

I have seen, and am still seeing stuff, nearly there though.

 

Love the fact Bruce's first act was to update the GF.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

Love the fact Bruce's first act was to update the GF.

 

 Rightly so and all 

[Pidge]

40 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

Love the fact Bruce's first act was to update the GF.

He just wanted to vent, now he's got an obligation to inform us idiots. Cautionary tale.

[Bjornebye]

 

[Captain Turdseye]

What a great story for down the pub, though. 
 

You lucky bastard, Bruce. 

[Captain Willard]

1 hour ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Alive at the Egyptian border, which may as well be death.

 

I have seen, and am still seeing stuff, nearly there though.

We are never going to be friends but I was genuinely worried about you and I am glad you are safe (ish). Keep the GF posted. 

[lifetime fan]

1 hour ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Alive at the Egyptian border, which may as well be death.

 

I have seen, and am still seeing stuff, nearly there though.

 

PM'd you mate. 

[John102]

Wasnt there a Somali Pirate on here at one point? Is there nothing he can do to help?

 

Glad you are making progress and are at the Egyptian border. I assume you have already done this but just in case its slipped your mind in the panic, remember to take your phone out and show any over enthusiastic border control the picture of Mo in the banner at the top of the sight.  Dont show him the Mo thread though or you will be sent back the way you came.

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

 

PM'd you mate. 

 

Now's not the time for cock pics for fuck sake, he's trying to save his family  

[TheHowieLama]

Take a couple of pics and start posting as an Egyptian.

Worked a treat for the Arab fella.

[lifetime fan]

26 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Now's not the time for cock pics for fuck sake, he's trying to save his family  

 

Not even I'm that bad a pervert.

 

Poor bastard would leave his family in Egypt and start driving directly at the shelling. 

[Section_31]

47 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

We are never going to be friends but I was genuinely worried about you and I am glad you are safe (ish). Keep the GF posted. 

 

I read this in the voice of James Earl Jones.