Tory Cabinet Thread

[Section_31]

4 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

The pronunciation is weird. It seems to be pronounced “Toog en hat” whereas It should pronounced be Tug and Hat which sounds either like a gastro pub in Grimsby or some obscure Dutch sex act. 

 Can imagine him pronouncing it like Tugendharrrr 

 

Like the way weirdos pronounce nugget as nugar.

 

Either way he can get fucked.

[Numero Veinticinco]

[Captain Willard]

Just now, Section_31 said:

 Can imagine him pronouncing it like Tugendharrrr 

 

Like the way weirdos pronounce nugget as nugar.

 

Either way he can get fucked.

Or fooked 

[Captain Willard]

Rehman Chisti has now thrown his hat into the ring to deafening silence from the media and the bookies. You’ll have to Google him. 

[Gnasher]

The self styled moderate/sensible candidate Jeremy Hunt has proposed cutting corporation tax, de criminalising fox hunting and has chosen Esther McVey as his running mate. 

 

The far right justice secretary Sue Ellen or Suella Whotshername is running on a manifesto pinched from both Gengis Khan and General Pinochet.

 

Ironically the only group of people in Britain David Cameron judged right was his own Conservative party members, swivel eyed loons the lot of them. I'm waiting for a candidate to propose bringing back hanging to appeal to the fruit loops.

 

Disappointed the dream team of Michael Gove and Chris Pincher didn't stand as a pairing. Let em on loose up and down the country on the young Conservative members. Let Govey and Pinchy give these young yelps crash lessons on what being a Tory is really all about.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

1 hour ago, Captain Willard said:

Rehman Chisti has now thrown his hat into the ring to deafening silence from the media and the bookies. You’ll have to Google him. 

Originally stood for Labour in 2005. Then jumped to the Tories.

 

Always makes me question things, when MP's jump from one party to another.

[Section_31]

1 hour ago, Captain Willard said:

Rehman Chisti has now thrown his hat into the ring to deafening silence from the media and the bookies. You’ll have to Google him. 

No rehmaners on this train.

 

[Section_31]

8 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

The self styled moderate/sensible candidate Jeremy Hunt has proposed cutting corporation tax, de criminalising fox hunting and has chosen Esther McVey as his running mate. 

 

The far right justice secretary Sue Ellen or Suella Whotshername is running on a manifesto pinched from both Gengis Khan and General Pinochet.

 

Ironically the only group of people in Britain David Cameron judged right was his own Conservative party members, swivel eyed loons the lot of them. I'm waiting for a candidate to propose bringing back hanging to appeal to the fruit loops.

 

Disappointed the dream team of Michael Gove and Chris Pincher didn't stand as a pairing. Let em on loose up and down the country on the young Conservative members. Let Govey and Pinchy give these young yelps a crash course on what being a Tory is really all about.

The fox hunting stuff just proves how they don't even understand their own voters any more, arguably the only person who has in recent years is Cummings.

 

Hunt's stuff is like a caricature of a Tory voter. Lower taxes, more fox hunting. Bring back the birch. No poor people allowed in the countryside.

[Bruce Spanner]

3 minutes ago, Skidfingers McGonical said:

Originally stood for Labour in 2005. Then jumped to the Tories.

 

Always makes me question things, when MP's jump from one party to another.

 

Even his kids had to Google him.

[TD_LFC]

22 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

I'm waiting for a candidate to propose bringing back hanging to appeal to the fruit loops.

Patel hasn't officially announced yet, give it time.

 

 

[Gnasher]

23 minutes ago, Skidfingers McGonical said:

Originally stood for Labour in 2005. Then jumped to the Tories.

 

Always makes me question things, when MP's jump from one party to another.

 

 

 

[Strontium]

46 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Even his kids had to Google him.

 

Not that different from the present PM tbh.

[Creator Supreme]

2 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

Rehman Chisti has now thrown his hat into the ring to deafening silence from the media and the bookies. You’ll have to Google him. 

In the words of Billy Connolly - who he? Who him?

[Creator Supreme]

52 minutes ago, TD_LFC said:

Patel hasn't officially announced yet, give it time.

 

 

Well Hislop absolutely owned her there. She's a disgraceful cunt!

[Anubis]

4 hours ago, Section_31 said:

 Can imagine him pronouncing it like Tugendharrrr 

 

Like the way weirdos pronounce nugget as nugar.

 

Either way he can get fucked.

Everything between Tu and at is silent.

[Section_31]

2 hours ago, Strontium said:

 

Not that different from the present PM tbh.

Imagine if Johnson did Genes Reunited? It'd be like when they first turned Skynet on. 

[alles ist gut]

1 minute ago, Section_31 said:

Imagine if Johnson did Genes Reunited? It'd be like when they first turned Skynet on. 

Also he’s 97.4% daffodil

[Captain Willard]

3 hours ago, Gnasher said:

The self styled moderate/sensible candidate Jeremy Hunt has proposed cutting corporation tax, de criminalising fox hunting and has chosen Esther McVey as his running mate. 

 

The far right justice secretary Sue Ellen or Suella Whotshername is running on a manifesto pinched from both Gengis Khan and General Pinochet.

 

Ironically the only group of people in Britain David Cameron judged right was his own Conservative party members, swivel eyed loons the lot of them. I'm waiting for a candidate to propose bringing back hanging to appeal to the fruit loops.

 

Disappointed the dream team of Michael Gove and Chris Pincher didn't stand as a pairing. Let em on loose up and down the country on the young Conservative members. Let Govey and Pinchy give these young yelps crash lessons on what being a Tory is really all about.

Weird priorities as I think most foxes have moved to the cities anyway, London is crawling with them. I see at least 2 - 3 a day. 

[halewood pete]

[AngryOfTuebrook]

3 hours ago, TD_LFC said:

Patel hasn't officially announced yet, give it time.

 

 

Isn't it lovely to think that when these cunts talk about leaving the ECHR and scrapping the Human Rights Act, they're paving the way to give themselves the right to kill us.

[Barrington Womble]

55 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Isn't it lovely to think that when these cunts talk about leaving the ECHR and scrapping the Human Rights Act, they're paving the way to give themselves the right to kill us.

And weirdly have a large proportion of the electorate all in favour. 

[Captain Willard]

Kemi Badenoch coming up hard on the rails, moved up from 8th to 4th with the bookies. If she gets to talk to the members directly she’ll move up even further. Tory MPs are starting to think the previously unthinkable, a black female Tory PM. Arguably the worst outcome for the Labour Party. 

[Anubis]

14 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Kemi Badenoch coming up hard on the rails, moved up from 8th to 4th with the bookies. If she gets to talk to the members directly she’ll move up even further. Tory MPs are starting to think the previously unthinkable, a black female Tory PM. Arguably the worst outcome for the Labour Party. 

Not really, a black woman who thinks black people are not discriminated against isn’t winning votes from the black community. Also, ex banker, so hardly has any idea about institutionalised racism. This is not the droid you think it is.

[YorkshireRed]

Has Priti Vacant declared yet?

 

Her v Truss in the final two would be a battle of the evil dipsticks to be watched from behind the sofa.

 

Whoever wins would then have us all killed. 

[Captain Willard]

1 minute ago, Anubis said:

Not really, a black woman who thinks black people are not discriminated against isn’t winning votes from the black community. Also, ex banker, so hardly has any idea about institutionalised racism. This is not the droid you think it is.

My point is of all the current candidates she will be the hardest to portray as a cliched Tory. She’s young, articulate and not yet another rich white middle aged male trying to run the country. I’m pretty certain Labour would rather fight an election against Jeremy Hunt than her.