Tory Cabinet Thread

[alles ist gut]

Just now, Anubis said:

What military connections does Mordaunt have, beyond the Xania Onatopp like ability to crush you to death with her thighs during sex?

 

She does have a Death Eater name, though, which I suppose is kind of cool.

Reservist;, her dad was a Para.

[Barrington Womble]

8 minutes ago, Anubis said:

What military connections does Mordaunt have, beyond the Xania Onatopp like ability to crush you to death with her thighs during sex?

 

She does have a Death Eater name, though, which I suppose is kind of cool.

Navy reserves. 

[Gnasher]

3 minutes ago, alles ist gut said:

Reservist;, her dad was a Para.

The military candidates are imo the ones for Labour to fear.  Ben Wallace, Penny Mourdant and Tom Tudragnt (spelling?).

 

 

 

 

 Starmer should be capable of dealing with Truss, Sunak and the rest of the right wing nut jobs fairly easily. I hope they go for Truss or Sunak. 

 

 

[sir roger]

Sunak’s shifty finances will be a problem for him but there is no comparison brains-wise with Liz Truss.

[Kepler-186]

Make it so!

 

 

[Anubis]

New undersecretary at Edication, Andrea Jenkins, setting an example for children.

 

 

[Fugitive]

The Mirror is having fun.

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/nadine-dorries-ate-anus-camel-27431163.amp

[Anubis]

 

 

[Anubis]

 

 

[Bruce Spanner]

16 minutes ago, Anubis said:

New undersecretary at Edication, Andrea Jenkins, setting an example for children.

 

 

Not the only one, Padre.

 

She also berated the protestors outside shouting something like ‘He who laughs last laughs loudest, you’ll see!’

 

 

 

Embodies this shitfest. 

 

[Bruce Spanner]

 

The Hail going full zealot…

 

You tell those thick cunts they’re thick for no finking like us.

 

Wonderful.

 

 

[Section_31]

Oh why can't I find a man to Tugendhat?

 

 

[Fugitive]

The Coalition of Chaos.

 

Sounds like a collective name for supervillains Batman is fighting. Steamer should run with it.

[Barrington Womble]

5 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

The Hail going full zealot…

 

You tell those thick cunts they’re thick for no finking like us.

 

Wonderful.

 

 

Coalition of chaos? Didn't the Tories think the libdems were fucking boss till 2015? 

 

And by the way, a few times today I've seen interviews on TV with young conservatives. What absolute cunts they are. I expect them all to walk around with a kick me label on their backs. 

[Bruce Spanner]

Just now, Barrington Womble said:

Coalition of chaos? Didn't the Tories think the libdems were fucking boss till 2015? 

 

And by the way, a few times today I've seen interviews in TV with young conservatives. What absolute cunts they are. I expect them all to walk around with a kick me label on their backs. 

One of the benefits of Alex and Dom C hollowing out the Tories of ‘Non believers’ is you get absolute morons holding fort in time of strife.

 

Its almost like the clown brought a circus and they’re surprised.

[an tha]

6 hours ago, Arniepie said:

He was good over covid?

I mean the mind boggles when you think how someone who handled it appallingly would look like.

You have got tp wonder if the media specifically seek out these simpletons or is a case that a huge number of Brexit/tory voters are just thick?

It boils down to me to that they get their 'news' from the s*n, mail and express, and they don't really look any further.

 

They believe Labour 'betrayed' them....because they have had that message drummed into them.

 

Labour of course did not betray those working class voters in the north and midlands....what happened was they had been living under 10 years of tory rule and their lives which were already tough had got worse and worse.

But in the greatest political con trick ever pulled the leave campaign and Johnson (the very people responsible for their disenchantment and worsening lives) managed to convince them that they were actually their saviours and tapped into the disenchantment and anger and actually got them to vote for them....racism and xenophobia was also a big factor too.

The actual living human turkeys voting for Christmas....

 

Hopefully many of them realise their mistake and how they were conned - i have my doubts though sadly.

[Arniepie]

2 minutes ago, an tha said:

It boils down to me to that they get their 'news' from the s*n, mail and express, and they don't really look any further.

 

They believe Labour 'betrayed' them.

 

Labour of course did not betray those working class voters in the north and midlands....what happened was they had been living under 10 years of tory rule and their lives which were already tough had got worse and worse.

But in the greatest political con trick ever pulled the leave campaign and Johnson (the very people responsible for their disenchantment and worsening lives) managed to convince them that they were actually their saviours and tapped into the disenchantment and anger and actually got them to vote for them....racism and xenophobia was also a big factor too.

The actual living human turkeys voting for Christmas....

 

Hopefully many of them realise their mistake and how they were conned - i have my doubts though sadly.

I think to do that, they would have to admit they were wrong.

The really hilarious thing is that the one saving grace they are using it..Well boris got Brexit done.

Just wait till the penny drops and someone tells them we have, with the exception of Russia,the slowest growing economy in all 0f Europe

 

[an tha]

3 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

I think to do that, they would have to admit they were wrong.

The really hilarious thing is that the one saving grace they are using it..Well boris got Brexit done.

Just wait till the penny drops and someone tells them we have, with the exception of Russia,the slowest growing economy in all 0f Europe

 

The mail will and somehow manage to convince them it is labours fault....

[Arniepie]

Martin Lewis was on r4 saying the much vaunted rescue package for heating bills is not fit for purpose with the staggering increase which is likely to come in on October. 

And what many people seem to have forgotten is for months the shower of utter cunts were refusing to do even that.It took months of labour on their case and even then it was only introduced to deflect from yet another johnson disgrace.

 

Still Labour still can't be trusted with the economy. 

 

[Arniepie]

1 minute ago, an tha said:

The mail will and somehow manage to convince them it is labours fault....

I was just reading another..at least it wasn't corbyn 

Yeah we dodged a bullet there.

[Barrington Womble]

Just now, an tha said:

The mail will and somehow manage to convince them it is labours fault....

They actually just spout this shite that it's good. They're still doing that "quickest economic recovery from covid" when we had a spike about a year ago after falling way behind everyone else and as a result, despite the one quarter spike, we were still behind everyone else pre-pandemic. 

[Captain Willard]

Sunak registered his campaign company “ready for Rishi” at  Companies House back in December. This information has not gone down well with the members. The Tory party rarely reward the assassin as Heseltine found out with Thatcher. 

 

[an tha]

10 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

I was just reading another..at least it wasn't corbyn 

Yeah we dodged a bullet there.

Relentless narrative but it has worked for the cunts 

 

Johnson himself in PMQ's this week when on the rack for all his many, many failings and in face of all the resignations and calls for him to go was banging on about Corbyn....

[polymerpunkah]

A large part of your establishment--left right and centre--worked to destroy Corbyn. 

 

Is it any wonder the message still resonates?

 

Johnson's "herd" in action.

 

 

[Barrington Womble]

The bellend Steve Baker has pulled out of the race already and is backing that dimwitted Braverman. 

 

And some cunt called Kemi Badenoch, who I genuinely don't know is also declared she's running.