Tory Cabinet Thread

[Captain Willard]

She’s been talked of as the next Pm for ages. The members hate Sunak. It’s her or Truss.  

[Numero Veinticinco]

5 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

She’s been talked of as the next Pm for ages. The members hate Sunak. It’s her or Truss.  

It’s her I reckon, unless there’s some scandal. 

[Section_31]

Why do people think the members hate Sunak? Not saying they don't, just wondered where it comes from. The furore seems to be Daily Mail inspired, possibly because he's brown, the Meghan Markle of politics. 

[Captain Willard]

1 minute ago, Section_31 said:

Why do people think the members hate Sunak? Not saying they don't, just wondered where it comes from. The furore seems to be Daily Mail inspired, possibly because he's brown, the Meghan Markle of politics. 

It’s because they feel he was the architect of Johnson’s downfall. The Tory party don’t like political assassins (as per Heseltine) and they still like Johnson. 

[sir roger]

31 minutes ago, Rushies tash said:

May I be the first to say 'Penny Dreadful' so that any subsequent use is credited to my quick wittedness.

Penny for the buy

[Captain Willard]

43 minutes ago, Rushies tash said:

May I be the first to say 'Penny Dreadful' so that any subsequent use is credited to my quick wittedness.

Pound (ant) shop PM. I’m copyrighting that. Interesting fact, she’ll be the first single female PM in history and only the second single PM since the war.   

[Section_31]

29 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

It’s because they feel he was the architect of Johnson’s downfall. The Tory party don’t like political assassins (as per Heseltine) and they still like Johnson. 

Why do they think that when Javid was the first to go and in the end virtually everyone had quit?

 

Something smells a bit off to me. I don't reckon Sunak is real anyway, I reckon he's David Cameron and Unicron has given him a new body and new troops to command.

[Captain Willard]

45 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Why do they think that when Javid was the first to go and in the end virtually everyone had quit?

 

Something smells a bit off to me. I don't reckon Sunak is real anyway, I reckon he's David Cameron and Unicron has given him a new body and new troops to command.

It’s alleged that the ReadyforRishi campaign has been in preparation for months. That slick campaign video wasn’t put together in 2 days that’s for sure. The party members don’t reward disloyalty. Penny mourdant is john major to Sunak’s Heseltine. It’s history repeating itself. 

[Section_31]

47 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

It’s alleged that the ReadyforRishi campaign has been in preparation for months. That slick campaign video wasn’t put together in 2 days that’s for sure. The party members don’t reward disloyalty . Penny mourdant is john major to Sunak’s Heseltine. It’s history repeating itself. 

 

The fuck? Johnson and gove knifed Cameron, then knifed May, then knifed each other. 

 

Trying to credit Tories with morals is fanciful stuff indeed I'm sorry to say. If they don't like Sunak it's because someone somewhere - Mail or Murdock - suspects he may not be maliable enough to be 'their' man.

[polymerpunkah]

"mailiability"

 

The capacity to deform into any position, however hateful or illogical, in pursuit of political power.

[sh#t waffle]

9 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

It’s alleged that the ReadyforRishi campaign has been in preparation for months. That slick campaign video wasn’t put together in 2 days that’s for sure. The party members don’t reward disloyalty. Penny mourdant is john major to Sunak’s Heseltine. It’s history repeating itself. 

Ahahahahahaha yes, the famed loyalty and sense of fair play of the Conservative Party.

[littletedwest]

9 hours ago, Section_31 said:

 

The fuck? Johnson and gove knifed Cameron, then knifed May, then knifed each other. 

 

Trying to credit Tories with morals is fanciful stuff indeed I'm sorry to say. If they don't like Sunak it's because someone somewhere - Mail or Murdock - suspects he may not be maliable enough to be 'their' man.

I suspect that's the reason. From the paper rumours he seemed enough of his own man to argue against Johnson on tax cuts and refuse to budge. Nb Not endorsing him myself, as I read on twitter trying pick one of these is like trying to pick a portaloo three days into a festival 

[Section_31]

6 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

I suspect that's the reason. From the paper rumours he seemed enough of his own man to argue against Johnson on tax cuts and refuse to budge. Nb Not endorsing him myself, as I read on twitter trying pick one of these is like trying to pick a portaloo three days into a festival 

It's interesting in a sense as I think they represent different factions of right wing politics. 

 

Sunak is a Raegan/Thatcher type beloved by old money, banking, and the types of people who're against Brexit because it's cost them money. They make money when the going is good.

 

Johnson and his followers are from the Trump/Frage school, the puppets of people who get their power from rousing a mob and whose backers make their money from chaos and the disruption of traditional systems and structures. 

 

Think Goldman Sachs in one corner and Cambridge Analytica in the other.

[Arniepie]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-62161607

 

And everyone of the cunts are talking about shrinking the state.

I genuinely think if they got here again, the NHS would be almost gone by the time of the next election 

[Barrington Womble]

4 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-62161607

 

And everyone of the cunts are talking about shrinking the state.

I genuinely think if they got here again, the NHS would be almost gone by the time of the next election 

The NHS is almost gone anyway. You can't get any care out of the system and most of the care you can get is all outsourced to private companies. 

[Captain Willard]

Sunak may have peaked. MPs realising that he won’t win the member vote so those promised ministerial jobs are a mirage. I’m now predicting a Truss versus Mourdant final but will probably be wrong. 

[Strontium]

Mordaunt versus Truss AKA Alien versus Sexual Predator.

[Rushies tash]

Penny Dreadful^TM is nailed on to be the next PM. There's no way Sunak is getting votes from the likes of the ERG and I think many in the party see her as the next coming of Thatcher.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Penny Mordaunt sounds like the Quality Street your nan would pinch first.

[Bjornebye]

 

 

[Captain Willard]

Watched the hustings today. Mourdant was very vague, obviously scared of losing her lead with a ill thought soundbite. Sunak looked desperate, like a whipped puppy. Truss coming up on the rails. 

[Kepler-186]

23 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Watched the hustings today. Mourdant was very vague, obviously scared of losing her lead with a ill thought soundbite. Sunak looked desperate, like a whipped puppy. Truss coming up on the rails. 

Tommy T eulogised about Labour’s socialist housing nightmare paving over England’s green and pleasant land. Obviously all the fruitcakes in the members groups are all for economic development unless it spoils their life and little slice of heaven. In Surrey and the Home Counties. 

 

 

[Anubis]

8 minutes ago, Kepler-186 said:

Tommy T eulogised about Labour’s socialist housing nightmare paving over England’s green and pleasant land. Obviously all the fruitcakes in the members groups are all for economic development unless it spoils their life and little slice of heaven. In Surrey and the Home Counties. 

 

Teeing up sending the poor with no housing to Rwanda.

[Kepler-186]

3 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Teeing up sending the poor with no housing to Rwanda.

Quicker than you can say inspirational zones of special economic activity. 
 

 

[Anubis]

This is what these cunts think Britain is. I despair.

 

 

Jim Waterson

On Wednesday night, dozens of journalists and political aides joined the Tory leadership hopeful Penny Mordaunt at a drinks event in the garden of Westminster Abbey. 

Guests such as Ukraine’s ambassador to the UK enjoyed plenty of wine and were joined by costume actors dressed as traditional British icons such as Beefeaters, Paddington Bear and Edina from Absolutely Fabulous.

Mordaunt was the star of the party, which was held by a charity run by the multimillionaire PR agency boss Chris Lewis, an ally of Mordaunt over the last decade.

Even amid growing public interest in the potential future prime minister, little attention has been paid to 61-year-old Lewis – a man who lists his job title as the “Grand Enchilada” and writes business leadership books.