Tory Cabinet Thread

[Guest]

Talk that Sunak quit when Hat Hair tried to cut corporation tax.

[Captain Willard]

52 minutes ago, Hank Moody said:

 

Yes I did think it was probably nonsense, still crazy times. 

[Barrington Womble]

Now javid and hunt are in. How many is that now, it must be 8 or 9? 

[alles ist gut]

20 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

Now javid and hunt are in. How many is that now, it must be 8 or 9? 

Wikipedia has it as eight, with pending announcements from Mordaunt and Truss.

[Barrington Womble]

8 minutes ago, alles ist gut said:

Wikipedia has it as eight, with pending announcements from Mordaunt and Truss.

Truss is in, her formal announcement is in the mail on Sunday. 

[polymerpunkah]

[Anubis]

The leadership contest should be like the arena fights in The Hunger Games. All stood on a platform, and when the buzzer goes they all have to try and grab arms and equipment and kill each other.

[Barrington Womble]

Hunt is running on a ticket with ester mcvey to be his deputy. Fucking hell. 

[Kepler-186]

Hunt running with McVey as deputy. 

[Anubis]

An Axle of Evil ticket if I ever saw one. The end of the NHS right there.

[Barrington Womble]

Penny Morduant now officially a runner. 

[Anubis]

Wouldn’t fancy facing off against Mordaunt if I were the others.

 

[Gnasher]

 

 

 

 

 

[Harry's Lad]

35 minutes ago, Anubis said:

An Axle of Evil ticket if I ever saw one. The end of the NHS right there.

Probably the Welfare State as well.

[Kepler-186]

Mordaunt’s nauseating promo video on Twitter now. Strong “This Happy Breed” pseudo nationalist shite. 
 

 

 

[Tj hooker]

BBC News - New minister Lia Nici repeats Angela Rayner legs slur
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-62113335

Scum pure and simple 

[Section_31]

4 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

BBC News - New minister Lia Nici repeats Angela Rayner legs slur
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-62113335

Scum pure and simple 

 

Just read her wiki page as had never heard of her. She's another of these 2019 loons, like the whackjobs in the States who followed Trump into the republican party. 

 

Like that twat yesterday who flipped people the finger, these are the real detritus. 

 

I dunno if Johnson has literally got nobody left to promote, or he's hoping to take the party down with him.

[cloggypop]

6 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

BBC News - New minister Lia Nici repeats Angela Rayner legs slur
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-62113335

Scum pure and simple 

MP for erm Grimsby

[Captain Willard]

Mourdant now second favourite so may get to the members vote where I think she’d win against Sunak. She then goes in to appoint women to the other 3 top jobs (Truss as foreign secretary, Patel as Home Secretary and Braverman as Chancellor with Badenoch somewhere in the mix) and as an all woman senior team they get 2 years to run the country before a general election. Would be interesting to see how that plays out. 

[Strontium]

2 hours ago, cloggypop said:

MP for erm Grimsby

 

Great Grimsby, which is probably one for the oxymorons thread.

[Bjornebye]

I wonder if the racists who backed a smear campaign are gutted he’s gone. Considering he’s been part of the biggest theft of all time.

[littletedwest]

9 hours ago, Section_31 said:

 

Just read her wiki page as had never heard of her. She's another of these 2019 loons, like the whackjobs in the States who followed Trump into the republican party. 

 

Like that twat yesterday who flipped people the finger, these are the real detritus. 

 

I dunno if Johnson has literally got nobody left to promote, or he's hoping to take the party down with him.

He's made Peter bone the deputy leader of the commons. He hadn't had a deputy commons leader since he took over so it feels like he's taking the piss

[Anubis]

9 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

Mourdant now second favourite so may get to the members vote where I think she’d win against Sunak. She then goes in to appoint women to the other 3 top jobs (Truss as foreign secretary, Patel as Home Secretary and Braverman as Chancellor with Badenoch somewhere in the mix) and as an all woman senior team they get 2 years to run the country before a general election. Would be interesting to see how that plays out. 

Interesting in the same way placing your hand into a jar of scorpions is interesting.

[Section_31]

Tugendhat's name is freaking me out. I genuinely woke up this morning with the Deep Impact theme in my head going 'I'm Tom Tugendhat, and I don't wanna miss a thing.'

 

It's some psyops shit.

[Captain Willard]

29 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Tugendhat's name is freaking me out. I genuinely woke up this morning with the Deep Impact theme in my head going 'I'm Tom Tugendhat, and I don't wanna miss a thing.'

 

It's some psyops shit.

The pronunciation is weird. It seems to be pronounced “Toog en hat” whereas It should pronounced be Tug and Hat which sounds either like a gastro pub in Grimsby or some obscure Dutch sex act.