Someone's having a real laugh - shitcoat to Utd.

[House of Dirk]

Seems Elbows is getting a new contract. Get in.

 

 

What a pity 

[Trumo]

Seems Elbows is getting a new contract. Get in.

 

2 year deal. I so hope his agent got them to agree to something daft like £250k per week plus bonuses and a huge signing-on fee.

[manwiththestick]

It's started. He's thrown Valencia, probably one of their most consistent players under the bus claiming he's had too much holiday and come back in a poor condition. Also says he has given the board a list of five players he wants and hoping he will get one of them.

[Philbert]

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[magicrat]

He’s beyond pathetic. Whingeing about his players, the ref, the clubs failure to deliver on his wish list. Funnily enough nothing about his failure to spark up one of the most expensive ,and on paper ,talented squads in Europe

[Elite]

He’s beyond pathetic. Whingeing about his players, the ref, the clubs failure to deliver on his wish list. Funnily enough nothing about his failure to spark up one of the most expensive ,and on paper ,talented squads in Europe

He's genuinely a horrible cunt. He could be a manager at Tesco and he'd be after getting everyone sacked.

[Tj hooker]

I might see what the bookies are offering on him not being there in May , I mean it is the 3rd season and he's kicking off already

[liverpoolsno9]

He's genuinely a horrible cunt. He could be a manager at Tesco and he'd be after getting everyone sacked.

Imagine him being your boss in your workplace, you’d spend all day slagging him off to your workmates, he’d ask you to do something and you do it, half hearted and reluctant. Sickness would be high as the employees just can’t face going in. Productivity would be low as motivation is so low. It wouldn’t be a nice place to work.

Klopp, on the other hand. He’d ask you, you’d to it full of zeal, wanting to impress. Work would be a good place to be, full of laughs and positivity. A good craic. You’d enjoy going in, have a laugh with the boss and do some graft, fully motivated and wanting to impress.

[lifetime fan]

He's genuinely a horrible cunt. He could be a manager at Tesco and he'd be after getting everyone sacked.

 

He’d be promoted every 12 months!

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

I'm absolutely fuming at Klopp.

 

I can't believe that he's played right into Mourinho's hands with this 4-1 drubbing and done Mourinho a favour rather than making him look like a deranged, sour loser...

 

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/man-utd-vs-liverpool-goals-14964978

[Numero Veinticinco]

Strengthening our rivals? Agent Klopp out!

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

The man is a genius. Even a defeat is a win. Fabulous.

[Ginny]

Am excited for this season but I never write these cunts off. Fucks knows how they finished above us last season.

[an tha]

Am excited for this season but I never write these cunts off. Fucks knows how they finished above us last season.

25 wins v 21...we drew far too many - and they still have the sign over a lot of the shite in the league.

 

Teams like Palace who never beat them absolutely shitting themselves against them when ahead.

[House of Dirk]

25 wins v 21...we drew far too many - and they still have the sign over a lot of the shite in the league.

 

Teams like Palace who never beat them absolutely shitting themselves against them when ahead.

 

 

Spot on that. They came from 2-0 down to Paqlace around March and then they did something similar in their next gamePerm in our results against them and a shit run at the end of the season and thats the difference.

Satan is due to call in some favours against those spawny cunts.

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

Rumoured to be putting in a £60m bid for Willian at Chelsea.

If Willian played for Mourinho and Martial or Rashford played for Chelsea, the two latter would probably be more highly rated than him.

 

If they get him for 60m it won’t improve them, the player material is not their problem.

[No2]

 

https://mobile.twitter.com/paddypower/status/1023480481650827264?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1023480481650827264&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fs9e.github.io%2Fiframe%2Ftwitter.min.html%231023480481650827264

[Ne Moe Imya]

I firmly believe that Mourinho would burn Old Trafford to the ground if he thought the firelight would make his hair look good.

 

A more self-absorbed person you'd struggle to find. Long may he reign.

[razor]

He’s beyond pathetic. Whingeing about his players, the ref, the clubs failure to deliver on his wish list. Funnily enough nothing about his failure to spark up one of the most expensive ,and on paper ,talented squads in Europe

 

One of the stark contrasts is the demenour of the two managers, but what struck me most about watching the manc friendly was when there was a water beak Mourinho spent the whole time arguing with the referee; the camera cut to Klopp discussing movement with our players individually.

 

He would rather look for an excuse than rely on his own ability to remedy the situation on the pitch.

 

I think in a couple of years' time it will be revealed he has mental health issues and I will likely feel guilty, but for now I just love seeing his smacked arse face pulling everyone around him down.

[polymerpunkah]

He snuck up behind another coach and tried to gouge his eye.

 

On national TV in front of millions.

 

Says it all about Mourinho, then and now.

[Oh Buoy]

I like him and I think he fits them perfectly. 

 

Cunt FC. 

[Section_31]

He'll be binned off before Christmas

[Rorschach08]

I genuinely feel sorry for the American Man United fans who went to that game last night only for the manager of the team they follow to basically call them idiots for doing so.

 

He could have just said 'even though we didn't have a full strength team and lost the game, our fans were fantastic and got behind us all game' and it would have made them feel like they were part of the club.

 

But he had to get a titty lip instead, what a monumental bellend

[Johnlj]

"The majority of the players that played are not going to play - some of them are not even going to belong to the squad.

 

He really likes to inflict confidence in his squad.

 

Cunt of the highest order.

[magicrat]

One of the stark contrasts is the demenour of the two managers, but what struck me most about watching the manc friendly was when there was a water beak Mourinho spent the whole time arguing with the referee; the camera cut to Klopp discussing movement with our players individually.

 

He would rather look for an excuse than rely on his own ability to remedy the situation on the pitch.

 

I think in a couple of years' time it will be revealed he has mental health issues and I will likely feel guilty, but for now I just love seeing his smacked arse face pulling everyone around him down.

 

We must all promise never to feel sorry for him