Moral Question

[JohnnyH]

I'd be like Amon Goeth.  I'd be standing there, naked, and would consign it to a watery grave without a moments thought.  I have the power over it, and so it would die.

 

 

Later, my bath was liberated by a swarm of blue bottles. I was tried and found guilty of mothocide and hung by flypaper until I was dead.

[Total Longo]

Apparently this is a tool used to pick up spiders without harming them. Looks like something you can get from Ann Summers.

 

  

[The Golden Eel]

Depending on mood, convenience, possibility of it escaping out of sight, and sometimes hysteria level of my cohabiter, my preferred option is getting it on a piece of paper and throwing it out the window (for a spider, for example).  I used to have an insect catching tool that was quite handy but would sometimes result in accidental death for the insect.  

[Ezekiel 25:17]

If I got in someones swimming pool I wouldn't expect to be gently picked up and placed outside.

[Total Longo]

If I got in someones swimming pool I wouldn't expect to be gently picked up and placed outside.

Also known as "The Barrymore defence"

[Bjornebye]

Any other insect and it's going down the plug. a spider bigger than a 50p and i'm off the pub till it fucks off.

[Trumo]

Any other insect and it's going down the plug. a spider bigger than a 50p and i'm off the pub till it fucks off.

 

Take it to the pub with you and the drinks are free. Self service mind you.

[Champ]

Always try and rescue them although rescuing them if they've got the tiniest bit wet can be a messy business.

 

Spiders are way easier

[Pidge]

Also known as "The Barrymore defence"

Quick, someone post Tom's picture...

[Trumo]

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[magicrat]

Gently catch and release the little fella

 

[Bjornebye]

you cunt

[Total Longo]

I'm not as fussed on the more hirsute arachnid, in all honesty.

[Sugar Ape]

I'm not as fussed on the more hirsute arachnid, in all honesty.

We still taking about insects or is that a euphemism for something else?

[Total Longo]

Little from column A, little from column B....  

[Major Tom]

Don't kill anything except your contempt and anger.

 

Obv.

 

Teach your children well.

[Jairzinho]

Don't kill anything except your contempt and anger.

 

Obv.

 

Teach your children well.

 

Yeah, but mosquitoes though.

[Major Tom]

Ever since travelling in malaria infected areas, the sound of a mosquito still gives me the chills years later.

[TheHowieLama]

I usually move the dazed insect out by where the birds are feeding.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I'd save a spider, but insects can fuck off.

[King Emlyn]

I'm forced into spidercide by my wife and daughter, look I was just following orders. Found what I swear was a tarantula once in our house Which scuttled away at the speed of knots behind the wardrobe, missus hot footed it to her mothers and refused to come home until I sent her a text of the murdered spider. I kinda liked that spider.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Depending on mood, convenience, possibility of it escaping out of sight, and sometimes hysteria level of my cohabiter, my preferred option is getting it on a piece of paper and throwing it out the window (for a spider, for example).  I used to have an insect catching tool that was quite handy but would sometimes result in accidental death for the insect.  

I've got a tool that attracts insects.  Flies, mainly.

 

 

What is this "bath" that you all speak of?

[Carvalho Diablo]

Get busy living or get busy dying.

 

[ZonkoVille77]

If it's an earwig then it gets fucked up big time with all Zonko's wrath.

 

Anything else gets moved as they are contributing elsewhere.

[Original202]

If it can't kill or injure me then I won't kill it.

 

The only exception is where I try and help whatever it is but it's determined to ignore the helping hand and wander or fly back in to danger/another window etc