Most lusted after character from TV and film. Probs NSFW.

[Bobby Hundreds]

A sexy bitch. She is just awesome. Always thought she was nice but when she was on elementary all blonde and shiny I just looked at my missus with utter contempt.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Fine udders.

[SammyAftershave]

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who had a thing for Marina.  I found it a little disconcerting that the first woman I had a crush on was a puppet.

 

Coincidentally, it was probably Elly May Clampett who saved me, by showing me what a human woman could be.  Hell, I would've been happy with her cousin Jethrine Bodine, if that would've brought me closer to Elly May.

 

Jethrine was sensationally hot stuff. Probably as her result of her breeding and diet of possum innards, mustard greens and the occasional crawdab.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

My first true love.

 

The only woman that would shut me up from the age of 2 till 9.

 

I always had a thing for Lisa "Boof" Maconi from Teen Wolf as young lad.

 

 

And Evangaline Elliot from The House of Elliot

 

[stringvest]

Another one looking for a no strings relationship with a puppet.

[Stickman]

No not Phil Daniels but Leslie Ash in Quadrophenia.....and way before she fucked her face up

 

 

[Mike D]

Another one looking for a no strings relationship with a puppet.

Also Destiny Angel and her mates.

[Stickman]

Well while we are going down the plastic fantastic route how about a stunner from Thunderbirds and not snooty Lady P who lets be honest wouldn't go near any of us reprobates but the far more sexy Tintin......

 

 

 

Although having said that Lady P was pretty hot posh totty...

 

 

 

[SammyAftershave]

Lauren Bacall/Slim Browning

 

 

"You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow."

 

[Duncan Clench]

 

Still can't believe this is who it is. Had many a thought about this character.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Lauren Bacall/Slim Browning

 

 

"You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow."

Not enough rep in the world.

 

Bravo sir!

[The Acolyte]

No not Phil Daniels but Leslie Ash in Quadrophenia.....and way before she fucked her face up

 

 

You got that pic where she gets her tits out?

[Strontium]

Am I missing something? Are there actually people here who are sexually attracted to puppets?

[SammyAftershave]

Am I missing something? Are there actually people here who are sexually attracted to puppets?

 

Lisa: "Dad what's a Muppet?"

 

Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, and its not quite a puppet, but man (laughing)... So to answer your question I don't know."

 

 

[skend04]

Am I missing something? Are there actually people here who are sexually attracted to puppets?

I'm glad someone has pointed out the elephant in the room.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Am I missing something? Are there actually people here who are sexually attracted to puppets?

 

[stringvest]

Am I missing something? Are there actually people here who are sexually attracted to puppets?

Don't tell me your crush on the leader of the LDs is platonic.

[Carvalho Diablo]

[stringvest]

Nah. Slapper.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Don't tell me your crush on the leader of the LDs is platonic.

 

[Hand Shandy]

Hahahaha! That gif is ace.

[Cardie]

Am I missing something? Are there actually people here who are sexually attracted to puppets?

People in glass kennels. .....

 

[VladimirIlyich]

People in glass kennels. .....

Shouldnt throw bones.

[Mike D]

Am I missing something? Are there actually people here who are sexually attracted to puppets?

no I liked the characters when I was a child.

 

saying that..

[Strontium]

People in glass kennels. .....

Enough about your missus Cardie...