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Joey Barton


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He's a vile twat but I reckon he is tasty as fuck in a fight. He'd be like Joe Pesci in Casino. Just capable of doing anything. 

 

You'd put him on his arse and he'd be back into the pub ten minutes later with a machete. Remember when Richard Dunne pulled him off all of the Evertonians in Thailand and he bit into Dunne's hand and then when Tim Flowers and others pulled him away from a raging Dunne, he was looking to glass him. The guy is one of those lads that could just switch at any time. I mean Dunne would batter him in a fair fight but he'd be grabbing at any weapon.

 

I've no doubt if he wasn't a footballer, he'd be dead, possibly doing a life sentence, or at best a long stretch.

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I saw him in Old Hall Street last year, was surprised how big he was. I always thought he was a little angry midget. 

 

His scumbag mentality doesn't seem to have altered since he was a young lad. All his family are well known to be cunts and the absolute scum of the earth. No doubt he'd be in prison or murdered if he wasn't good at footy. 

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I'm alright with Joey Barton having his piece of the scumbag market, at least he's a genuine scumbag. He's not some posh cunt that spotted a gap in the market, his hate his real and he has the CV to back iy up. He even called Thiago Silva a tranny well before Rico was on the case.

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Interestingly the US are going through a similar thing, although with a far higher profile sports star, at the moment in Aaron Rodgers who's also trying to carve out a career as an anti-woke right wing darling.

 

He's decided to go the Epstein/Anti-Vax route but typically for a QB has been far more of a methodical measured lead in to full whack job over a few years before his recent full turn than Barton who went in two footed with little warning.

 

 

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On 08/01/2024 at 09:02, Gnasher said:

He's back on it. He's on about going to war now. How his great grandfather was gassed fighting for this country. Its his duty to stand up and fight for all those who lost their lives. 

 

To think all his started because he didn't agree with that lady pundit when she said Wolves need to get the ball in the box a bit quicker.

 

 

 

 

He's also got a podcast out. 

He's a total narcissistic psychopath cunt. Zero self awareness and a huge sense of self importance. Prick.

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On 09/01/2024 at 12:08, Ronnie Whelan said:

He's a vile twat but I reckon he is tasty as fuck in a fight. He'd be like Joe Pesci in Casino. Just capable of doing anything. 

 

You'd put him on his arse and he'd be back into the pub ten minutes later with a machete. Remember when Richard Dunne pulled him off all of the Evertonians in Thailand and he bit into Dunne's hand and then when Tim Flowers and others pulled him away from a raging Dunne, he was looking to glass him. The guy is one of those lads that could just switch at any time. I mean Dunne would batter him in a fair fight but he'd be grabbing at any weapon.

 

I've no doubt if he wasn't a footballer, he'd be dead, possibly doing a life sentence, or at best a long stretch.

 

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On 09/01/2024 at 12:21, Harry Squatter said:

I saw him in Old Hall Street last year, was surprised how big he was. I always thought he was a little angry midget. 

 

His scumbag mentality doesn't seem to have altered since he was a young lad. All his family are well known to be cunts and the absolute scum of the earth. No doubt he'd be in prison or murdered if he wasn't good at footy. 

 

He's 5'9. How small are you if he's big?

Unless you're referring to his penis or something.

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32 minutes ago, skend04 said:

 

He's 5'9. How small are you if he's big?

Unless you're referring to his penis or something.

I'm 6ft 3. I genuinely thought he was about 5 foot 4 and a bad tempered munchkin. 

 

Some girl in my work shagged him about 15 years ago so I can always ask about his Penistone for you if you want.

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You know that dangerous dog breed they're forcing people to have registered, neutered, and muzzled in public or they have to be euthanised? 


That should apply here.

 

So sick of having to hear this cunt's name and be subjected to his pure shite every day of my life.

 

Fucking social media. 

 

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I read an article about him today where he was 4 on his own in a park and a dog bit him. God knows what he was doing on his own in a park on his own at 4 but someone went to the pub to tell his Dad. His Dad then decided to drive through the park and run the dog over then reversed over it to make sure it was dead. He then threatened to kill the owner.

 

There's also a story of him being beaten up by three lads and he went home. His Dad just gave him an iron bar and sent hism straight back out and not to come home until he sorted it. 

 

Sounds like a good role model. 

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17 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

I read an article about him today where he was 4 on his own in a park and a dog bit him. God knows what he was doing on his own in a park on his own at 4 but someone went to the pub to tell his Dad. His Dad then decided to drive through the park and run the dog over then reversed over it to make sure it was dead. He then threatened to kill the owner.

 

There's also a story of him being beaten up by three lads and he went home. His Dad just gave him an iron bar and sent hism straight back out and not to come home until he sorted it. 

 

Sounds like a good role model. 

 

That dog could have saved society a load of trouble.

 

 

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2 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

I read an article about him today where he was 4 on his own in a park and a dog bit him. God knows what he was doing on his own in a park on his own at 4 but someone went to the pub to tell his Dad. His Dad then decided to drive through the park and run the dog over then reversed over it to make sure it was dead. He then threatened to kill the owner.

 

There's also a story of him being beaten up by three lads and he went home. His Dad just gave him an iron bar and sent hism straight back out and not to come home until he sorted it. 

 

Sounds like a good role model. 


He was living with random families at the age of 15. Seriously, he was basically homeless at one point and people were taking him in. His Ma, Rita was a fucking joke. 

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