little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

On 25/12/2023 at 20:49, VladimirIlyich said:

Oh yeah,forgot about that. You're right. Taggart?

Could have gone with braggart if they wanted to be a bit posh

[Mudface]

18 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Social events that go on for too long. Yesterday we went to lunch at the in laws and Mrs Willard had allocated 5 hours start to finish. Tomorrow it’s a New Year’s Eve party and we’re turning up at 7 pm ! So another 5 - 6 hours of making fucking small talk. I’d be happy with 2 hours maximum.

 

 

I find drinking myself insensible as soon as possible helps those sort of things fly by.

[Bjornebye]

On 25/12/2023 at 13:07, halewood pete said:

Radio stations that censor the word faggot when they play fairytale of new York.just  play it as it was written !

 

The Pogues asked for it to be removed themselves didn't they? 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Creator Supreme]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

The Pogues asked for it to be removed themselves didn't they? 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What a brilliant reply to that shitehawk, gotta love the pogues for that.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Alan keys. I hate using the drop the cunt twats and they're always in places you can't use a full twist you have to take it out do a 6 percent twist and repeat 50 times.. plus I accumulate a million of the bastards and for some reason it's a free tool. The instruction booklet will say you need a power drill, a Spanner, a screwdriver, a plane, a hammer, a rubber mallet but here's a free fucking alan key because you need that too.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Alan keys. I hate using the drop the cunt twats and they're always in places you can't use a full twist you have to take it out do a 6 percent twist and repeat 50 times.. plus I accumulate a million of the bastards and for some reason it's a free tool. The instruction booklet will say you need a power drill, a Spanner, a screwdriver, a plane, a hammer, a rubber mallet but here's a free fucking alan key because you need that too.

 

Can't agree with this. A hammer, one medium phillips screwdriver a set of alan keys and a kitchen knife is all a real man needs. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[VladimirIlyich]

5 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Alan keys. I hate using the drop the cunt twats and they're always in places you can't use a full twist you have to take it out do a 6 percent twist and repeat 50 times.. plus I accumulate a million of the bastards and for some reason it's a free tool. The instruction booklet will say you need a power drill, a Spanner, a screwdriver, a plane, a hammer, a rubber mallet but here's a free fucking alan key because you need that too.

I thought a new poster was pissing everybody off for a minute at the start of this post.

Its 'Allen' after the company who began manufacturing them.

[Mudface]

8 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Can't agree with this. A hammer, one medium phillips screwdriver a set of alan keys and a kitchen knife is all a real man needs.

 

Cable ties too. *ahem*

[manwiththestick]

3 hours ago, Mudface said:

 

Cable ties too. *ahem*

Don't forget your spade and bag of lime.

[Mudface]

7 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Don't forget your spade and bag of lime.

 

I've got people to do that.

[Captain Willard]

11 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Can't agree with this. A hammer, one medium phillips screwdriver a set of alan keys and a kitchen knife is all a real man needs. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Strong Gaffer tape and WD40. Not many problems in the world that can’t be solved by these 2 products. 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Captain Willard said:

Strong Gaffer tape and WD40. Not many problems in the world that can’t be solved by these 2 products. 

I fucking knew it 

[Captain Turdseye]

12 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Can't agree with this. A hammer, one medium phillips screwdriver a set of alan keys and a kitchen knife is all a real man needs. 

You definitely need an electric drill these days. And a set of spanners as well. 
 

I have none of these things and I’m shit at DIY. Luckily her dad lives 30 seconds away and has all kinds of real man stuff in his shed. 

[Elite]

Those sneaky twats that make alcohol gift sets. They make the bottles look standard 330ml size in the packaging but the bottles are only 275ml. Twats.

[sir roger]

5 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

You definitely need an electric drill these days. And a set of spanners as well. 
 

I have none of these things and I’m shit at DIY. Luckily her dad lives 30 seconds away and has all kinds of real man stuff in his shed. 

 

I'm lethal on Amazon,  so I have ' All the gear, no idea '.as they say.

[Karl_b]

9 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

Strong Gaffer tape and WD40. Not many problems in the world that can’t be solved by these 2 products. 

 

 

[Furmedge]

Text from work today, 'Sorry to bother you on your day off.....'  No, No you're not.  Fuck off, I've booked the day off so I haven't got to worry about anyone's shit for an extra day, so fucking do one.

[Captain Turdseye]

Lads going in the boozer to play pool with snooker cues. What the fuck’s that all about?
 

I’ve got a cue, got it from my boy as a gift and I’ve since returned the favour. I reckon mine cost him maybe £40-£50. I paid £60 for his one this Christmas. 
 

We go in to play snooker, don’t usually have a problem booking a table, but the one pool table in there is always heaving. There’s lads in there with four or five piece cues, £200 jobs at least, proper smart, but you don’t need a snooker cue to play pool… If anything, a snooker cue is more of a hindrance.
 

Usually the best player in any pub is playing with the pub’s own battered, chipped, old school, house pool cue. 
 

Blows my mind. “Look how expensive my piece of wood is compared to yours”

 

You’re playing pool, you tit. 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Lads going in the boozer to play pool with snooker cues. What the fuck’s that all about?
 

I’ve got a cue, got it from my boy as a gift and I’ve since returned the favour. I reckon mine cost him maybe £40-£50. I paid £60 for his one this Christmas. 
 

We go in to play snooker, don’t usually have a problem booking a table, but the one pool table in there is always heaving. There’s lads in there with four or five piece cues, £200 jobs at least, proper smart, but you don’t need a snooker cue to play pool… If anything, a snooker cue is more of a hindrance.
 

Usually the best player in any pub is playing with the pub’s own battered, chipped, old school, house pool cue. 
 

Blows my mind. “Look how expensive my piece of wood is compared to yours”

 

You’re playing pool, you tit. 

It’s the one in the flip flops with the rifle you need to be worried about 

[Preston Red]

8 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Lads going in the boozer to play pool with snooker cues. What the fuck’s that all about?
 

I’ve got a cue, got it from my boy as a gift and I’ve since returned the favour. I reckon mine cost him maybe £40-£50. I paid £60 for his one this Christmas. 
 

We go in to play snooker, don’t usually have a problem booking a table, but the one pool table in there is always heaving. There’s lads in there with four or five piece cues, £200 jobs at least, proper smart, but you don’t need a snooker cue to play pool… If anything, a snooker cue is more of a hindrance.
 

Usually the best player in any pub is playing with the pub’s own battered, chipped, old school, house pool cue. 
 

Blows my mind. “Look how expensive my piece of wood is compared to yours”

 

You’re playing pool, you tit. 

Loudmouth gobshites in the snooker clubs boil my piss along with the fuckers with day of The Jackal style cues playing pool.

 

Me and the Mrs were having a game of snooker before Christmas and in strolls 8 noisy twats who proceeded to take up 2 tables and shout all the way through their 2 hours. Usually getting louder after a trip to the toilets for a "Columbian livener". The rest of the place is full of people enjoying a game of snooker and chatting amongst themselves, but having that peace broken up by shitheads shouting about going out, drinking, who is hitting a shit shot or shagging "birds". 

[Karl_b]

People parking cars on pavements when it's completely unnecessary, thus hindering anyone who might want to, outrageously, walk on the pavement. It's absolutely endemic and even occuring outside our daughter's nursery; I appear to be the only person who walks to the place. It's fine though because it's not like I need room for a pram, or to also walk the dog, or to get in to the grounds safely. Selfish pricks.

 

I'm genuinely thinking of getting some "paths are for people" stickers made up to start sticking on windscreens.

[VladimirIlyich]

19 minutes ago, Karl_b said:

People parking cars on pavements when it's completely unnecessary, thus hindering anyone who might want to, outrageously, walk on the pavement. It's absolutely endemic and even occuring outside our daughter's nursery; I appear to be the only person who walks to the place. It's fine though because it's not like I need room for a pram, or to also walk the dog, or to get in to the grounds safely. Selfish pricks.

 

I'm genuinely thinking of getting some "paths are for people" stickers made up to start sticking on windscreens.

While I completely agree with you the problem is another one where the rulers have managed to pit people against each other because there are far too many cars on the road. I say this as a regular driver and car owner too. I can't recommend the youtuber 'Not Just Bikes' and a few more of the urban planning ilk who show genuine alternatives to these problems.

I wonder if car manufacturers sponsor and lobby our politicians?

[Creator Supreme]

8 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

While I completely agree with you the problem is another one where the rulers have managed to pit people against each other because there are far too many cars on the road. I say this as a regular driver and car owner too. I can't recommend the youtuber 'Not Just Bikes' and a few more of the urban planning ilk who show genuine alternatives to these problems.

I wonder if car manufacturers sponsor and lobby our politicians?

A part of this is the reduction in the number of schools (primary and secondary) which means that a lot of people now have to take their kids further to school, hence the increase in car use for the school run.

[Harry's Lad]

32 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

A part of this is the reduction in the number of schools (primary and secondary) which means that a lot of people now have to take their kids further to school, hence the increase in car use for the school run.

There's a woman who takes her kids to school and collects them in her car at the school where my Mrs works.

She lives about 500 yards away from the school in the same street.

 

[Creator Supreme]

11 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

There's a woman who takes her kids to school and collects them in her car at the school where my Mrs works.

She lives about 500 yards away from the school in the same street.

 

Well she's undoubtedly a lazy cunt mate. I'm referring to the situation such as I've had where the nearest secondary school is 3 and a half miles away.

 

When the kids were in primary the school was 3/4 of a mile away and 99 times out of a hundred we walked it.