Do you butter a bacon sandwich?

[PestiRed]

Best bacon butties are on thick home-cut wholemeal bread with about half a pig in them. The bread should be thick enough to soak up butter, sauce and fat

[Fowlers God]

Tell me this isnt true

 

For his guests none the less too. Not even family members, guests!!!

[nibbler]

Butter and tobasco for me.

[George Costanza]

Butter is required. I also throw on a couple of sausage and a fried egg for good measure.

[Unrighteous]

Bacon, lettuce, and tomato. Yum.

[Strontium]

You butter all sandwiches. Obviously.

[George Costanza]

You butter all sandwiches. Obviously.

 

I don't have my daily Ham, Lancs cheese, lettuce and tomato sandwich buttered.

[truered23]

decent butter adds to the flavour of the sandwich. if there is only margarine in the fridge i'll go without though.

[Mike D]

Ive heard a rumour that some people put mayonnaise on a bacon sandwich?

cant say ive ever tried it myself.

 

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[bigbak]

You butter all sandwiches. Obviously.

 

Most of the shop bought sandwiches I get aren't buttered.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Bread here

Butter here

BBQ sauce here

Bacon here

Bacon here

Bacon here

BBQ Sauce here

Butter here

Bread here

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

You butter all sandwiches. Obviously.

 

What is it with these mental cases? I bet they have bread flailing all over the place when trying to eat a sandwich. Could you imagine trying to eat something as simple as a grated cheese and onion sandwich without having the bread buttered. Fucking nincompoops.

[Elmyn Noos]

What's my alternative? I don't use the stuff so I'm not buying a bottle of fresh milk every week on the offchance some sap might not like black coffee. I always have one of those 1/2 ltr cartons of long life skimmed in case of such an emergency. I think that's damn decent of me.

 

Trust me on this Lurtzy - NOBODY who regularly takes milk in their tea would thank you for putting that white piss in their drink.

[RedinSweden]

49 against 8.

 

Pretty conclusive. You non butterers are freaks.

[Champ]

Trust me on this Lurtzy - NOBODY who regularly takes milk in their tea would thank you for putting that white piss in their drink.

 

What a bloody shame he doesnt take milk in his coffee....he'll be here in an hour!

[RedinSweden]

Trust me on this Lurtzy - NOBODY who regularly takes milk in their tea would thank you for putting that white piss in their drink.

 

Exactly. It's like saying "I didn't have any custard for your apple crumble, so I shat on it".

[TheHowieLama]

Bacon, lettuce, and tomato. Yum.

 

Butter on a plain one. Certainly mayo and salt and pepper on a blt.

[Champ]

 

Butter on a plain one. Certainly mayo and salt and pepper on a blt.

 

Seriously, you put salt on bacon!

[TheHowieLama]

No that goes on the mayo. Bacon should be cuddled up between the L and the T.

[Champ]

No that goes on the mayo. Bacon should be cuddled up between the L and the T.

 

I meant, isnt the bacon salty enough for the whole sandwich

[The Golden Eel]

Bread here

Butter here

BBQ sauce here

Bacon here

Bacon here

Bacon here

BBQ Sauce here

Butter here

Bread here

 

BBQ sauce on a bacon sandwich, that's fucked up.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

BBQ sauce on a bacon sandwich, that's fucked up.

 

Try it. It's a game changer. It's made for the job.

[TheHowieLama]

I meant, isnt the bacon salty enough for the whole sandwich

 

The bacon is salty enough for the tomato, they are very good friends. The lettuce needs its own salt.

[gumps]

I voted no.

 

Then again, I rarely use butter/spread on sandwiches and stuff anyway, if theres other stuff like mayo or coleslaw, I find spread unneccesary.

[zigackly]

Thick white bread, a thin layer of butter, brown sauce, and a more than sufficient quantity of quality bacon, fried to at least three different consistencies of crispiness.