Annoying fucking compound words

[Remmie]

What is this insistance with fucking annoying compound words? On the social smoking thread the latest epically egregious word was smirting - it seems a combination of smoking and flirting HAHAHAHAHA.....FUCK OFF!!!

 

It makes me want to stomp on the dreams of a thousand orphans with medium to good aids.

 

See also Chillaxing and when done with couples Bennifer & Brangelina.

 

It's all very edutaining, but will it ever fucking stop?

[TheResonator]

It's going to die a death within the next 5 years, according to guesstimations.

[Strontium]

Most of them are annoying, I think I am on record as stating that I quite like chillax, however, but that is a rare exception, I promise.

[FrenchEyeGlass]

Somebody once told me that a TV program was "snoring" - that is, so boring that it's put her to sleep and lead her to snore.

 

I then reminded her that 'snoring' was an actual word, and that she was a fucking imbecile.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Someone could write a good mockumentry about the quirks of Remmie

[Jhinge Machha]

Somebody once told me that a TV program was "snoring" - that is, so boring that it's put her to sleep and lead her to snore.

I then reminded her that 'snoring' was an actual word, and that she was a fucking imbecile.

 

did you bang her? she swallow or spit? this generations old recipe makes your spunk taste good for ladies.

 

Super Spunk Smoothie

1 cup pineapple, fresh or canned

1 banana, frozen

1 cup apple juice

1/2 tsp ginger

1/2 tsp cinnamon

1/4 tsp nutmeg

1/2 tsp vanilla extract

2 TBS honey

Optional ingredients: 1 raw egg white, 2 TBS wheat germ, 2 TBS flax seed, 1 shot wheatgrass juice

[Magic Sponge]

People who use such words are ginormous, bellends.

[brucespanner]

Americanisms for sexual endevour,

 

Fingerbang

Tittybang

Smasheduptheshitterwithamassivecockwithoutanyremorsebang.

 

Go fuck yourselves you ginormous bastardisers of this once great language.

 

You must hate the German language Remmie?

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

I find the word sharting/sharted hilarious.

[Warwick Hunt]

People who use such words are ginormous, bellends.

 

Don't you mean 'Gellends'?

[Rapey Hugh]

One of my mates describes all positive news as keyssential. I despair for this planet..

Although BGB is bang on about shart, great word.

[JohnnyH]

Jesus, there only words Remmie, chillax dude.

[setreal]

Jesus, there only words Remmie, chillax dude.

 

Yeah, or someone better call the Whambulance

[Lurtz]

Someone could write a good mockumentry about the quirks of Remmie

 

"Quemmie"

[Seamus]

I find the word sharting/sharted hilarious.

 

I ventured into this thread to mention this one, only heard it on the weekend after an unfortunate accident during a round of golf

[Liverpool lad]

I have to stop people when I hear them using these words. Usually a stir will do, then it becomes obvious to them that they sound like tits.

[Guest TK-421]

Americanisms for sexual endevour,

 

Fingerbang

Tittybang

Smasheduptheshitterwithamassivecockwithoutanyremorsebang.

 

Go fuck yourselves you ginormous bastardisers of this once great language.

 

You must hate the German language Remmie?

 

There's nowt wrong with fingerbanging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her purdy pink panties.

[Kevin D]

"Frape". A word so hideous and cringe inducing, you can sympathise with where the Tories are coming from. The people who spread this plague are depraved opponents of civilisation itself and must face judgement for their shocking crime.

[Karl_b]

.Shants.

[Guest ShoePiss]

I find the word sharting/sharted hilarious.

 

[YOUTUBE]mbDcnUH6rOc[/YOUTUBE]

 

Best moment in that film.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

.Shants.

 

Without this word though Lance would just be wearing short pants all the time, and I'll be fucked if I'm coming up with tags as good as 'SpongeLance shitshants' again..

[brucespanner]

There's nowt wrong with fingerbanging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her purdy pink panties.

 

Fuck that!

 

This happened to the last person.

 

[Jonny83]

...

 

It makes me want to stomp on the dreams of a thousand orphans with medium to good aids.

 

See also Chillaxing and when done with couples Bennifer & Brangelina.

 

It's all very edutaining, but will it ever fucking stop?

 

This...a million times over.

 

Celebrities are bad enough but since I don't give two shits about celebrities I can generally avoid all that rubbish...

 

BUT, recently a rather disturbing habit has crept into a certain portion of my friends, about occasionally combining any couples in the group in this way. And not behind their backs either, but (approvingly so) in front of them.

 

Strangely enough, while I'm single I'm only recently so, and they never once even discussed creating such a mangled bastardisation for me and the ex when we were together. I think they knew my personality enough to know that the end result of such an act have left half the country levelled to the ground in a one-man orgy of destruction.

[kelster]

Staycation. Apparently the act of going to Great Yarmouth rather than the Maldives as being pushed by government ads at the moment.

 

"Why on Earth would anyone want to go abroad in 2012" pipes Stephen Fry. Currently in New Zealand.

[Magic Sponge]

Bromance.