Annoying fucking compound words

[Champ]

But are they all so annoying?

 

Smasheduptheshitterwithamassivecockwithoutanyremorsebang.

 

 

This one you just made up didnt you...but its good

 

Shants

 

That's just what they are

 

Bromance.

 

And I like this one too

[dennis tooth]

Ls an Gs I give you my gift:

"Omminent"

 

Now go forth, spread it far and wide. I want this in next years dictionary.

Omminus? Imminent? Your time is up, evolve or die, you must mate with each other to save your own species, you cant both exist in the future but you can exist together.

 

In times of austerity you must suffer a corporate takeover or wither and die. I

We can make this work, by the GF gods, the FF wont know whats hit it and society (or facebook, as some yof you may have come to know it.) Will be feeling the reverberations for years to come.

People, we must now leave these two words together in this dark room, when I turn out the light, let them make their choice and hopefully, remove their Y fronts and crack on.

It takes time and gestation and nurture and before we know it it will soon be the transfer window and we are not yet ready.

For it has been long prophecised a new word, on the eve of the summer transfer window, so it shall come to pass.

You know what you have to do.

[Lurtz]

"Glamping"

 

Fuck. Off.

 

And fuck off to anyone who wants to go fucking "glamping". Stay in a hotel you prissy cunts.

[VladimirIlyich]

Guesstimate.

 

Fuck Off. The two words mean exactly the same thing you morons.

[Karl_b]

I never made clear that I don't think the word shants is annoying. I love a good pair of shants, me.

[markcd]

what sort of fucktard gets wound up by this?

[Bjornebye]

"Glamping"

 

Fuck. Off.

 

And fuck off to anyone who wants to go fucking "glamping". Stay in a hotel you prissy cunts.

 

Elephant Lodge | The Aspinall Foundation

 

 

oy fuck off ya cunt i'm off here next weekend with a load of mates for one of the lads birthdays from southsea. (he is south african originally) and yes it will propbably be shit but i'll be on the ale and other treats so wont give a fuck anyway.

 

so yeah, fuck you.

 

twosser.

[lifetime fan]

You obviously don't deserve any funshine.

[Jonny83]

Vulgar ones don't bother me to be fair, "twunt" being a particular favourite of mine.

[Lurtz]

Elephant Lodge | The Aspinall Foundation

 

 

oy fuck off ya cunt i'm off here next weekend with a load of mates for one of the lads birthdays from southsea. (he is south african originally) and yes it will propbably be shit but i'll be on the ale and other treats so wont give a fuck anyway.

 

so yeah, fuck you.

 

twosser.

 

In all fairness that looks pretty ace. It's like a posh safari so it's admissable. But if you refer to it as 'glamping' I hope your stupid bed-cupboards are full of spiders.

[Bjornebye]

In all fairness that looks pretty ace. It's like a posh safari so it's admissable. But if you refer to it as 'glamping' I hope your stupid bed-cupboards are full of spiders.

 

thats one of my conditions, it isn't fucking 'glamping' it's a safari in kent of all places!

 

nah it should be good.

 

not a compound word but i hate cunts who say 'cool-beans'. especially as it is a term of praise or delight yet the though of cold beans is shit.,

[Strontium]

I have just been invited to a "webinar".

 

Inexcusable.

[Unrighteous]

I find the word sharting/sharted hilarious.

 

When I was visiting a buddy in Seattle, his six year old walked up to me and goes:

 

Hi! Guess what?!

 

I respond that I haven't the foggiest

 

and he goes, "I SHARTED YESTERDAY!"

 

I couldn't help but laugh.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

'Staycation' is the worst, far and away, I think it''s the term horrible people use for not going on holiday.

[Lurtz]

A slight departure from the theme but I heard the word "anniversary" used as a verb earlier by a marketing type.

 

(Say this in the voice of the Jessica Hynes in "2012") "Yeah, ok guys, so we're going to anniversary that".

 

Fuck right off.

[L19red]

I have just been invited to a "winebar".

 

Inexcusable.

 

too right.

[Pony Princess]

'Edutainment' meaning learning whilst having fun.

 

Dreadful.

[setreal]

Gaydar is ace though.

[L19red]

I generally agree with the OP's premis but I'll confess a guilty secret, I quite like seeing the cancer jesus described as Lance Pharmstrong.

[JohnnyH]

A bunt. A bolox and a cunt. I just made that up.

[L19red]

A bunt. A bolox and a cunt. I just made that up.

thats not a bunt...

 

this is a bunt

Urban Dictionary: bunt

[JohnnyH]

thats not a bunt...

 

this is a bunt

Urban Dictionary: bunt

 

Still pretty offensive if you’re called it, so I’m happy enough all in all.

[Bobby Hundreds]

A cat. It's cross between a cunt and a twat.... like a pussy. I made it up tell your friends... Cat.

[Lurtz]

'Edutainment' meaning learning whilst having fun.

 

Dreadful.

 

Try "retailtainment" then. Yes, another fucking marketing type abomination describing, for example, a person dressed in an animal costume to help sell something in a supermarket.

[RJ Fan club]

'Edutainment' meaning learning whilst having fun.

 

Dreadful.

 

I first heard Infotainment. My old boss, who is a good lad said it when thanking me for organising a brewery tour. To be fair it was a boss evening and we got fucking battered for free. So I have a fondness for infotainment as a word.

 

Edutainment can go fuck. It sounds shit.